->''Then [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White]]''\\
''And Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail's Black Knight,''\\
''and BenitoMussolini, and [[WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine the Blue Meanie]]''\\
''and [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie]]''\\
''{{Franchise/Robocop}}, [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} The Terminator]], [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]] and [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]],''\\
''[[Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina Lo-Pan]], {{Franchise/Superman}}, every single [[Franchise/PowerRangers Power Ranger]],''\\
''[[Film/BillAndTed Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan]],''\\
''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]], [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], [[DoctorOctopus Doc Ock]] and Wrestling/HulkHogan,''\\
''[[DynamicEntry All came out of nowhere lightning-fast,]]''\\
''And they kicked Creator/ChuckNorris in his [[Series/WalkerTexasRanger cowboy]] ass''\\
''It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw''\\
''With civilians looking on in total awe.''
-->--LemonDemon, ''Music/TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny''

->"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean, really, it was half-witted."
-->--'''Creator/ChristopherLee''' apparently has no love for this trope.

->''I will stop at nothing to kill the [[TheSlenderManMythos Slenderman]] he thinks he is so much better than me because he kidnaps!''
-->--'''[[CthulhuMythos Cthulhu]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8505415/1/Cthulhu-vs-Slenderman Cthulhu vs Slenderman]]''

->''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]] drops [[{{Wolverine}} Logan]] like a particularly illogical piece of trash. The Enterprise wouldn't see someone switched off so quickly again until Commander Data arrived.''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-9-worst-things-comic-books-have-ever-done-to-wolverine/ Star Trek/X-Men (1996)]]"

-->''I don't care if [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk the Hulk]] could defeat [[{{Franchise/Superman}} the Man of Steel]]''\\
''I'm gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate''\\
''Whether [[{{Wolverine}} Logan]]'s claws could pierce [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]]' shield''
-->-- '''Ookla the Mok''', "Stop Talking About Comic Books or I'll Kill You"