->''Then [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White]]''\\
''And Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail's Black Knight,''\\
''and BenitoMussolini, and [[WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine the Blue Meanie]]''\\
''and [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie]]''\\
''{{Franchise/Robocop}}, [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} The Terminator]], [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]] and [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]],''\\
''[[Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina Lo-Pan]], {{Franchise/Superman}}, every single [[Franchise/PowerRangers Power Ranger]],''\\
''[[Film/BillAndTed Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan]],''\\
''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]], [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]], [[DoctorOctopus Doc Ock]] and Wrestling/HulkHogan,''\\
''[[DynamicEntry All came out of nowhere lightning-fast,]]''\\
''And they kicked Creator/ChuckNorris in his [[Series/WalkerTexasRanger cowboy]] ass''\\
''It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw''\\
''With civilians looking on in total awe.''
-->--LemonDemon, ''Music/TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny''

->"Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean, really, it was half-witted."
-->--'''Creator/ChristopherLee''' apparently has no love for this trope.

->''I will stop at nothing to kill the [[TheSlenderManMythos Slenderman]] he thinks he is so much better than me because he kidnaps!''
-->--'''[[CthulhuMythos Cthulhu]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8505415/1/Cthulhu-vs-Slenderman Cthulhu vs Slenderman]]''

->''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Spock]] drops [[{{Wolverine}} Logan]] like a particularly illogical piece of trash. The Enterprise wouldn't see someone switched off so quickly again until Commander Data arrived.''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-9-worst-things-comic-books-have-ever-done-to-wolverine/ Star Trek/X-Men (1996)]]"

-->''I don't care if [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk the Hulk]] could defeat [[{{Franchise/Superman}} the Man of Steel]]''\\
''I'm gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate''\\
''Whether [[{{Wolverine}} Logan]]'s claws could pierce [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]]' shield''
-->-- '''Ookla the Mok''', "Stop Talking About Comic Books or I'll Kill You"

->''As the hulk reared back his head, And let forth his great yell,\\
Popeye didst open his spinach can, And downed it with one swill,\\
The 2 strong men in children's shows, Were ready to square off,\\
But then, as they exchanged first blows, A professer in the corner coughed.\\
He said, "As you can see from this diagram, The multiverse hast been breached,\\
And because of your two meeting, The surrounding place has reached,\\
A critical mass, as you might say, And it will start to fill,\\
With heros who are just like you, And will keep on filling until,\\
One, triumphant, blazes forth, And he defeats you all,\\
And so, I say, get yer raincoat on, Because the multiverse's about to squall!''
-->-- '''Grudge Match Comment''' on [[http://www.grudge-match.com/History/popeye-hulk.shtml Popeye vs. The Incredible Hulk]]

->''SIX LEGENDARY WARRIORS...\\
...[[CrackFic THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER]]...\\
...[[CrossOver SOME HOW CROSS PATHS TO UNITE]]...\\
...AND BATTLE AN INVADING RUSSIAN ARMY.
-->-- '''Fake poster for "Backyard War"''', ''Website/{{Cracked}}, [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_174_if-every-childrens-game-was-turned-into-movie_p2/ If Every Children's Game Was Turned Into A Movie]]''