->'''Falconetti''' (David Patrick Kelly): He couldn't handle that I won Claire and he didn't! I was sleepin' with her every night, doin' it with her every night...\\
'''Spoony:''' I like to picture [[Franchise/IndianaJones Marion]] having sex, but the mental image of ''him'' being there really ruins it.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''', ''Let's Riff {{VideoGame/Ripper}}''

->''"How the fuck do you always have, like, two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you."''
-->-- '''Randal''', ''[[ViewAskewniverse Clerks II]]''

-> (Upon meeting [[{{Gonk}} Human Acorn]] Dan's hot girlfriend Miya-miya) ''"No way!"''
-->-- ''BambooBlade''

-> ''"When the girl looks like that and her husband's so fat, that's immoral..."'' (To the tune of "That's Amore")
-->-- '''A gondolier''' seranades ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-> ''"[[SarcasmMode You mean a chubby, unattractive male gets a saucy, hot as hell female? *Laughs* In what media?]]"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''BebesKids''

->'''Eddie''': [[WhatDoesSheSeeInHim What do you see in him?]]
->'''Jessica Rabbit''': He makes me laugh.
-->-- ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

->'''Ben''': So, Gayle and Jerry?
->'''Chris''': I've thought about it a lot, there's no logical explanation.
-->-- ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->''"I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!"''
-->-- '''[[MsFanservice Fleur]] [[CharmPerson Delacour]]''', [[ScarsAreForever on her husband's badly-scarred face]], ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''
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