->''"I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy!...Probably gonna go with creepy."''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/CharlieTheUnicorn'''

->''I'm a manatee''\\
''I'm a manatee''\\
''I'm every bit as wrinkled as my granatee''\\
''No difference between my face and fanatee''\\
''But to a manatee, I'm cute''
-->--'"I'm a Manatee", an American children's song

->''"Facially, it's unattractive. Physically, it's deformed. Somehow, it's still adorable."''
-->-- '''Tropers/KrisMahai'''

->''"''[shrieks in utter fear]'' So CUTE!"''
-->-- '''Jeri Katou''', upon seeing Guilmon for the first time, ''Anime/DigimonTamers''

->''"You know, this is actually kind of... ''[alien throws up on J]'' ...Cute."''
-->-- '''J''', after delivering an alien baby, ''Film/MenInBlack''

->''"He's so UGLY! I LOVE HIM!!!"''
-->-- '''Cassie Lang''', ''Film/AntMan1''

->''"You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but [[TrueBeautyIsOnTheInside if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely]]."''
-->-- ''Literature/TheTwits''

->''What is that? And is it cute or gross? ... the word adhorrible comes to mind.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/FlakyPastry'', about [[http://flakypastry.runningwithpencils.com/cast.php?tag=Schlomp Schlomp]]

->''I mean, it's bad, but it's so ugly it's almost cute again. It's like someone melted a candle shaped like a pug.''
-->-- '''Creator/JohnOliver''' on Film/TheToxicAvenger's face, ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver''

->'''Kondou:''' I'll give it a shot! This may be where I truly belong! ''(dresses up)'' Well? Ugly-cute? Gross-cute?\\
'''Gintoki:''' Ugly-gross. You have no chance. Your ugly factor is too strong.
-->-- ''Manga/{{Gintama}}'', "When Looking For Something, Try Using Its Perspective"
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