->''[[SpyFiction Espionage]] [[UsefulNotes/LosAngeles in the LA scenes]]\\
Where most times [[IDidWhatIHadToDo the ends, they justify the means]]\\
And ever since late 2001\\
You'll see RealTime flies when you're under the gun.\\
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[[GovernmentAgencyOfFiction Counter Terrorist Unit]] [[TheHero Agent Jack Bauer]]\\
[[PermaStubble Often needs a shave]] and probably a shower.\\
[[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Buchanan's]] the director of Field Operations,\\
[[TheLancer Almeida]] is Tactical, [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Michelle's]] Communications.\\
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[[GeekPhysiques Edgar's]] an [[HollywoodHacking egghead]] and [[BadassBookworm Chloe]] is [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]]\\
And [[HollywoodNerd Morris]] is [[BritishAccents British]] and [[PluckyComicRelief full of malarkey]].\\
But I might be wrong 'cause [[RevolvingDoorCasting they always change stations]]\\
Due to [[FieldPromotion sudden promotions]] or [[AnyoneCanDie exterminations]].\\
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[[RaceAgainstTheClock But aided by their digital clock and stanza]]\\
[[{{Thriller}} They're building up tension]] [[CommercialBreakCliffhanger when commercials do pass]].\\
Never before has [[PoliticalStereotype right wing propaganda]]\\
Disgusied as entertainmennt '''[[WorldOfBadass kicked]] [[RuleOfCool so]] [[SoCoolItsAwesome much]] [[CrazyAwesome ass]]'''!\\
[[RatedMForManly COME ON!]]''\\
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[[MemeticBadass JACK BAUER]]!\\
[[BadAss HE'S GOT THE POWER]]!\\
[[RealTime MINUTE BY MINUTE]]\\
[[RealTime AND HOUR AFTER HOUR]]!\\
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[[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique HE'S HARDCORE]]!\\
[[AmericaSavesTheDay GONNA STOP THE WAR]]!\\
[[{{Determinator}} AND HE AIN'T GONNA QUIT]]\\
'TILL HE HITS [[TitleDrop 24]]!
-->--'''Great Luke Ski''', ''[[http://www.thefump.com/lyrics.php?id=1003 The Jack Bauer Rap]]''

->''Goodbye 24\\
though I never watched you on TV\\
I missed on episode\\
[[BetterOnDVD had to buy the DVD]]\\
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And Jack saved the day\\
he saved our lives\\
when the show came to an end\\
[[BottomlessBladder never going to the mens room]]\\
how did he hold it in?\\
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Now I would like to thank you\\
[[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique for all the torturin’]]\\
that Jack and Chloey and CTU\\
[[HilariousInHindsight and the first black president]]''
-->--'''Creator/JimmyFallon''', ([[FilkSong to the tune]] of [[Creator/EltonJohn "Candle in the Wind"]]) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecnJJGnKTzY The 2010 Emmys]]''

->''"Not good. Never boring."''
-->-- '''[[WordOfGod Howard Gordon]]'''