->'''Person 1:''' if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it\\
'''Person 2:''' i had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck

->'''Music/ChildishGambino:''' Send me naked pics, Imma tumbl that.

->"I live life on Tumblr\\
Yeah, I went through hell\\
to get this URL\\
cause I live life on Tumblr\\
Let me love you, bby,\\
so call me maybe?"
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03T3JnBNijw I live life on Tumblr]]'', Tumblr in a nutshell

->"you should follow me\\
my blog has everything a real fan wants so\\
follow me\\
i've got fanart ''and'' some reaction gifs please\\
follow me\\
i might follow back and we can talk about our\\
headcanons\\
whats your headcanon?"
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clT7Qwix7QQ Fandom Style]]''

-> "... a blue, malfunctioning conveyor belt of shit and memes."
-->--''tumblr user angersexual''

->"We [[PrecisionFStrike fucked]] up"
-->--''Staff''

->This website isnt just free\\
Its worth negative money.
-->--''tumblr user akishimo,'' on what '''started''' as a [[https://mikkeneko.tumblr.com/post/623261836500926464 post about a user pretending to be in a coma to win an argument]]

->You can describe Tumblr as "a blogging platform housing thriving fandoms, underappreciated artists, and tons of shitposts" but that doesn't even come close to the EXPERIENCE of using Tumblr.\\
You are on Tumblr. You scroll past a thread spouting hot takes about a fandom you're not in. You see signal boosts for people you will never meet. An ad tells you to put butter on your pillows. Your mutual spams about infinity train for a full hour and you don't hear from them for days. "Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally." The inherent terror and joy of seeing the color of the sky.\\
You are on Tumblr. You post two videos. The first gets uploaded after five minutes. The second video never uploads. You reupload the second video. Nothing happens. You check your activity. You don't know if someone just liked the same post eight times or if Tumblr is broken. Two people follow you. You're not sure if they're porn bots or empty blogs. Someone messages you about ray bans official charity event. Two days later the second video is uploaded twice. You close Tumblr. You open it again. There's a thread about how to hide a dead body. Someone tells you to touch grass. You try to search for a post on your blog. The search function does not work. There is a screenshot of a tweet of a Tumblr post. The reblogs are incomprehensible. The tags are worse.\\
You are on Tumblr.
-->-- '''theinvisiblespoon'''

->the lesson here is that tumblr has and always will be a garbage site. started at the bottom and yeah no we're still at the bottom nothing has changed get used 2 it kids. or leave and save yourselves. it's obviously 2 late 4 me
-->--'''sarcastic-clapping''' [[https://sarcastic-clapping.tumblr.com/post/127837638610/tracomalfoy-shiromouse-i-saw-a-post-that-was explaining]] the history of an infamous Tumblr meme

->'''foxnewsfuckfest:''' How is this website free\\
'''gravywheels:''' It isn't free. I pay dearly for every post
-->--[[https://storygirl000.tumblr.com/post/611119259711684608/when-im-married-someday-i-want-to-be-so-in-love This]] quickly-derailed thread
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