->''"I'm not positive, but I think Creator/BasRutten has made the first self defense instructional video for [[TheHeavy the bad guy.]] Which is troubling news because it's [[RealityEnsues much, much better than the ones for the good guy]]:"''\\\
'''Bas Rutten''': He goes to shake your hand, BADABAM you [[SlashedThroat slash his throat]] with a knife... SLOSH SLOSH you [[BloodLust warm your penis in da wound]], den BAM go for da knee strike to da liver. [[LudicrousGibs SPLAT POODA BING]] he's ''done''.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-bar-fight/#ixzz33Rc1WiHd "5 Insane Fighting Manuals (You Probably Shouldn't Listen to)"]]

->'''Chris''': I will say, the part where Deadpool uses Cyclops powers, and inexplicably starts blasting [[GroinAttack directly at Wolverine’s penis]]? That’s definitely something Deadpool would do.\\
'''Matt:''' Not even so much out of malice as much as just curiosity. He’d want to know how long it takes to grow back.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-origins-wolverine-2009-part-o/ on]] ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine''

->'''Terry:''' (knees the Joker in the groin)\\
'''Joker:''' What are you doing?!\\
'''Terry:''' Fighting dirty.\\
'''Joker:''' The ''real'' Batman would never-\\
'''Terry:''' (wrenches Joker's arm) Told ya you didn't know me.
-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond: Return of the Joker''

-> Our hero - fighting like a sociopathic four-year-old!
-->--'''Podcast/RiffTrax''', ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''

-> Well, fighting is bad to begin with, right? So if you're going to fight, you're already wrong. I mean, you're already at the party, so why not fight dirty?
-->-- '''Coach John [=McGuirk=]'''

-> Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!
-->-- '''[[Wrestling/JesseVentura Jesse "The Body" Ventura]]'''

->'''Miguel''': We need a miracle!
->'''Tulio''': No, we need to ''cheat''!

-> If you're not cheating, you're not trying!
-->-- '''[[Wrestling/EddieGuerrero Los Guerreros]] motto'''

-> There's no such thing as "dirty" in a fight!
-->-- '''Edward Elric''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

-> When outmatched... ''cheat''.
-->--'''Batman''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''

-> If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
-->-- Murphy's Laws of Military Operations

-> hmf. Iz ''still cheating''. But in der ''goot'' vay!
-->--'''General Zog''', commenting on General Khrizhan in "Jäger Generals [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120518 fight as well as they dress]]" mini-arc, ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''.

-> You show me a man with pride, and I'll show you a man with limited options.
-->--'''Reese''', ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle''

-> Seek victory, not fairness.
-->--'''Splinter''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012''