->''"111-1111. Lois? Damn. 111-1112. Lois? Damn. 111-1113..."''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Stewie]]''', attempting to figure out his home phone number

->''Desperate, Marooned Astronaut Tries To Use Every Item With Every Other Item''
-->--''[[http://www.screencuisine.net/firstpersonobserver/world/desperate-astronaut-uses-every-item-with-every-other-item/ The First Person Observer]]''

->''"I am shocked and appalled that guessing at random has not yielded better results."''
-->-- '''Snake''', ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors''

->''"What an interesting and not-at-all arbitrarily random idea!"''
-->-- '''Strong Bad''', pouring physical enhancement powder down a hole in the ground in ''VideoGame/StrongBadsCoolGameForAttractivePeople: Homestar Ruiner''

->'''Phoenix''': The testimony... contradicts the evidence!
->'''Judge''': [{{beat}}] No.
->'''Phoenix''': [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]].
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj7DUuIiWF0 How Everyone]] Plays Franchise/AceAttorney

->''"So, now, as always, we come upon the old point-and-click adventure game adage of having to try EVERYTHING with EVERYTHING. You on you, and occasionally trying you WITH you... on you... it di- it didn't work..."''
-->-- {{WebVideo/JonTron}}, [[https://youtu.be/aq7rhn3h1m0 Nightshade: The Claws of HEUGH]]

->''"Please stop presenting random evidence just to see how that person will react."''
-->-- [[spoiler:'''Miles Edgeworth''']], ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''

->'''Shadow:''' My finger's right on top of the delete button, Eggman. What are you gonna do to stop me, with your long toothpick legs?\\
'''Eggman:''' *EvilLaugh* YouFool, '''I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!''' YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN!\\
'''Shadow:''' Are you referring to eggfucker1, eggfucker2, eggfucker-
-->-- ''[=SnapCube=]'', [[https://youtu.be/IMC0uZY2iH0?t=508 "Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games"]]
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