->''"There's plenty of space in my trousers… [[TeenyWeenie sadly.]]"''
-->-- '''Richie''', ''Series/{{Bottom}}'', after smuggling a BBC camera

->'''Light''': As for Misa's Death Note, I'll keep it in the only place I know it will be safe—''my pants.''\\
'''Misa''': Oh, it'll be safe there! Light doesn't even let me in his pants!\\
'''Ryuk''': You're not missing anything.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->''"I always keep a spare pack in my pants. Some would say 'pocket,' I say 'in my pants'."''
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]], [=SBEmail=]'' #197, [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail197.html your edge]]

->''"I was going to buy a fancy suitcase... but I thought I'd save myself some money."''
-->-- '''Ulysses Klaue''', regarding the [[MadeOfIndestructium vibranium hammer]], ''Film/BlackPanther2018''
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