->''"Problem?"''[[note]]Or alternatively, ''"U mad?"''[[/note]]
-->-- [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface-coolface-problem Trollface]]
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!!!Quotes from works
->''You see the happy people's biggest problem is\\
They're never fearing the worst\\
While the rest of us will never sleep until\\
Your happy bubbles are burst.''
-->--'''Barenaked Ladies''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZZ3_bwnWQ "Angry People"]]

->If trawling [[AssholeVictim for assholes]] you'll net a fine catch\\
with skulls full of saw dust (well [[KillItWithFire I've got the match]]!)
-->--'''[[FolkMetal Skyclad]]''', "On With Their Heads!"

->''"You've been trolled\\
You've been trolled\\
You have probably been told\\
'Don't reply to this guy\\
He is just getting a rise out of you'\\
Yes, it's true\\
You respond and that's his cue\\
To start trouble on the double\\
While he strokes his manly stubble\\
You've been trolled\\
You've been trolled\\
You should probably just fold\\
When [[WarGames the only winning move is not to play!]]\\
And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying,\\
You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day!"''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAUTXrF5_jQ Successful Troll Song]] (sung to the tune of [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast "Be Our Guest"]])

->''"I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane\\
While people behind me are going insane\\
I'm an asshole\\
(He's an asshole, what an asshole)\\
I'm an asshole\\
(He's an asshole, such an asshole)\\
I use public toilets and piss on the seat\\
I walk around in the summertime\\
saying 'How about this heat?"''
-->-- '''Creator/DenisLeary''', "I'm An Asshole"

->''"I'm the conjurer of demons, / I'm the father of your death.''\\
''I bring forth the ancient evil, / I control his every breath.''\\
''I instigate your misfortune, / With the birth of killing trolls.''\\
''I awaken Armageddon, / Feeding on a thousand souls.''\\
''Awaken!"''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUnhoe0rpU Awaken]], ''{{Metalocalypse}}''

->''"I don't know you but I think I hate you\\
[[FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence You're the reason for my misery]]\\
Strange that you've become my biggest enemy\\
And I've never even seen your face\\
Well maybe it's just jealousy\\
Mix it up with a violent mind\\
A circumstance that doesn't make much sense\\
Or maybe, [[HanlonsRazor I'm just dumb]]"''
-->--'''Green Day''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmc4mbCBlQ "Chump"]]

->''"Every multiplayer game has one flaw that's I'm seeing,\\
And that's all the bloody things [[ShapedLikeItself are played with human beings]]\\
Playing multiplayer games will give you the ideas\\
[[HumansAreBastards That people are all dickbags, fetid twats and shitty smears]]"''
-->--'''Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jim-yahtzees-rhymedown-spectacular/8985-Captain-Falcon-and-the-Teasing-Chop One is Fun"]]

->''Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both.''
-->-- ''Literature/TheBible'' (New International Version), Proverbs 27:3

->'''Toki:''' There he is!\\
'''Skwisgaar:''' Yep, that's definitely a troll.
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_366812&feature=iv&src_vid=kWIFpAWnnhU&v=oRP-kKexC98 forum weapon, from the episode "Dethtroll"]], ''{{Metalocalypse}}''

->''"Folks on this website are having too much fun, perhaps my negative post will see that undone."''
-->--''Webcomic/{{Bug|Martini}}'', ''[[http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/for-the-haters/ For The Haters]]''

-> "You WILL NOT make this putt...jackass!"
--> ''HappyGilmore''

->''[[Memes/{{Film}} TROOOOOOLL IN THE DUNGEON!]]''
--> '''Professor Quirrel''', ''Film/HarryPotter''

->''"I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of public dialog!"''
-->--'''Calvin''', ''[[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin and Hobbes]]''

->'''Joker:''' You're in trouble now.\\
'''Batman:''' Shut up.\\
'''Joker:''' Make me. It doesn't matter. I win. I made you lose control. And they'll kill you for it.
--> --TheDarkKnightReturns

->'''Urahara''': Now yell as loud as you can: '''"AMAZING HEADBAND OF JUSTICE IN PLACE, AMAZING ARMOR OF JUSTICE PROTECT ME!"''' now! Go on, say it!\\
'''Ichigo''': The Amazing Headband of... what? AGH! That's just stupid! *dodges a punch* Gyah!\\
'''Urahara''': Interesting how the fear of imminent death can change one's mind.\\
'''Ichigo''': All right, I'll say it! Agh, here goes nothing... '''"AMAZING HEADBAND OF JUSTICE IN PLACE, AMAZING ARMOR OF JUSTICE PROTECT ME!"'''\\
''(Nothing happens)''\\
'''Urahara''': Oh, what do you know? I can't believe he actually said it...\\
'''Ichigo''': WHAT!? You're gonna pay for that!
-->--'''Manga/{{Bleach}}'''

->[[color:purple:TT: Maybe you should get some trolling tips from us humans.\\
TT: Our sparing intellects are probably better suited to it.]]
-->'''Rose''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

!!!Quotes from RealLife

->''I am inclined to believe that few attacks either of ridicule or invective make much noise, but by the help of those they provoke.''
-->—'''Creator/SamuelJohnson''', explaining the "Don't Feed The Trolls" rule [[OlderThanTheyThink in the 1700s]].

->''“To live is to war with trolls.”''
-->--'''Henrik Ibsen'''

->''“The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.”''
-->--'''Creator/HunterSThompson''', ''Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga''

->''“A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.”''
-->--'''Ann Coulter'''

->''"Ever get the feeling that some people realize that they’re never going to be [=LeBron=] James or Albert Einstein and so, in a lifelong temper tantrum, they just decide that if they can’t be the greatest, they will be the stinkiest of the shits?"''
-->--'''Amanda Marcotte''' [[http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/27/conservatives-bring-their-d-game-to-culture-war-whining-about-world-cup/ on]] Ann Coulter

->''"Creator/RobinWilliams’ daughter Zelda made us all hurt a little bit less after hearing about the death of her father by hopping on the internet and offering up a metaphorical group hug in the form of a touching quote from ''TheLittlePrince''. And ever since then, we collectively decided as a society that for the next week, we would only be sharing heartwarming tributes in honor of Robin Williams (like that picture of [[{{Film/Aladdin}} the Genie hugging Aladdin]] that keeps making me reach for the Kleenex). It should be a classified felony to throw beyond-the-grave shade at the man who gave us ''Film/MrsDoubtfire.''\\\
Unfortunately, there are some assholes out there who clearly want a first-class ticket to Hell, because they started trolling Zelda’s social media accounts and posting rude awful shit about her father’s death, like a fake picture of his dead body. Stay classy, humanity. Even Satan is like '[[EvenEvilHasStandards Are you serious??]]'"''
-->--'''''[=DListed=]''''', [[http://dlisted.com/2014/08/13/robin-williams-daughter-decided-to-quit-twitter-because-you-guessed-it-trolls/ "Robin Williams’ Daughter Decided To Quit Twitter Because (You Guessed It) Trolls"]]

->''"There's something about a bully that really annoys me. They'll say something online that they'd never dare to say to your face. One guy tweeted from his work account that he hoped my kids die of cancer. I let the MD of the firm know and the guy was fired. I felt no guilt, he should have gone to prison."''
-->--'''Dom Joly''', comedian and self-proclaimed [[BullyHunter troll slayer]]

->''"Camille Paglia has been trolling since before trolling was [[WroteTheBook A Thing]]. She's the OG of barfing up archaic assertions about women, men, and feminism, justifying them with [[ChewbaccaDefense sweeping, unverified statements]]... Most recently, she yammered on about KatyPerry and TaylorSwift being awful because they are The Bad Kind Of Pop Star, then lauded '[[PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy bootylicious, confident urban women]]' because they are The Good Kind of Pop Star. During the 2008 election, she compared SarahPalin's incoherent and endless run-on sentence style of talking to listening to some [[MetaphoricallyTrue pretty excellent jazz]] and declared her the savior of '[[{{Malaproper}} third world]] feminism.' She's endlessly weird about fetishizing women of color as paragons of hotness and repeatedly slapping the air around her for invisible, vague feminists who [[StrawFeminist hate all men and want sex to end forever]]. Planet Paglia is one where white bitches are hating men and fun...It's refried bullshit is what it is."''
-->--'''''Jezebel''''', [[http://jezebel.com/camille-paglia-please-see-me-after-class-1484324950 "Camille Paglia, Please See Me After Class"]]

->''"Some people hate the world, and your email address gets mixed up in their shitstorm for a minute. They tend to spray you with wild insults hoping to hit at least one nerve...they often hire themselves as [[KnowNothingKnowItAll your life coach.]] However, I always recommend caution when following the advice of the profoundly stupid."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-species-of-angry-commenter-you-encounter-on-the-web/#ixzz33RQdEEqn "10 Speces of Angry Commenter You Encounter on the Web"]]

->''"Y'know, as small as this channel is, I still get a new comment, like, every other day asking me to kill myself because I had the audacity ''half a year ago'' to not be super-excited about the next Playstation. It doesn't take a lot to set people off on the internet."''
-->--'''George Weidman''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2X59OK8ngM "Phil Fish Versus the Internet"]]

->''"Ellis is a teenage boy, loudly filling a room with proclamations that ''[[Film/TheGodfather Godfather 2]]'' is rubbish and ''{{Film/Norbit}}'' is a masterpiece, and telling the principal to introduce his highschool band as ‘Abortion Bucket and the Anal Rapists’. 'Friends tell me my {{Twitter}} account gets me into trouble,' he says, 'but I can’t help being honest. It’s not my problem if people can’t take the truth... [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mr. Rogers]] was vile. Oh, have I shocked you?” [[Creator/BretEastonEllis Bret Easton Ellis]] still thinks himself LA’s L’enfant Terrible, but he’s just a big, silly baby."''
-->--'''[[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2013/12/13/my-top-20-movies-of-2013-the-preamble/ Stuart Millard]]'''

->''"I despise unfunny hecklers at live comedy acts. Those self-important gadabouts with nothing of value to offer who want to stand out from the crowd and consider themselves equal to the live act that everybody else is here to simply see and enjoy. And it's always a joy for the comedian to then respond to the heckle with unflappable spontaneous wit in such a way that destroys their unwarranted confidence. Internet comments are basically a special platform for all the hecklers to come out onto, one by one, but without the comedian around to put them in their place. The comedian has had the good sense to move on and get the drinks in at the venue bar. As has 90% of the audience, leaving the shitheads to talk only for the benefit of themselves, voicing their stupid opinions into the gaping void of each other's heads."''
-->-- '''Creator/BenCroshaw'''

->''"This ‘ha ha, you got mad, so you lose’ attitude is the exact same reason we all collectively decided not to like {{hipster}}s very much: It’s because they were hiding behind a rigged game. Everything was ironic....There was no losing condition. Same with people saying shitty things to each other on the internet under the guise of 'humor.' If this kind of thing was still confined to {{YouTube}} comments – then fuck it, who cares? But it’s not. It spills out. It’s everywhere now, even seeping into reality: There are people walking the Earth today who genuinely think, in all aspects of their lives, that somebody getting pissed off at them for valid reasons means they win something."''
-->--'''Robert Brockway''', [[http://www.robertbrockway.net/2013/07/18/its-not-a-game-if-you-cant-lose/ "It's Not a Game If You Can't Lose"]]

->''"Put the right troll in the right message board or comment section and he can completely destroy any chance of discussion -- he has effectively broken the system for no other reason than personal amusement. It's ego masturbation. It happened so much at ''Popular Science'' that they shut down their comment section. It was as if [[StarWarsAnewHope a thousand voices cried out the word "fag" and were suddenly silenced.]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-changing-perspectives-that-show-youve-become-adult/#ixzz2g86Afrdv John Cheese]]''', ''{{Website/Cracked}}''

->'''Mr. Cheeky''': No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans, can't take a joke!
-->--'''Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian'''

->''[[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys I am an asshole,]] [[VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii I am an asshole,]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I am SUCH an asshole! Look at me~]]''
-->-- LetsPlay/ProtonJon

->''"And now, Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you Mr. Asshat Forum {{Troll}}. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!) You barge into any thread, spewing your brain diarrhea like it was relief water for Ethiopians. (Brain Diarrhea!) There aren't enough [[{{Emoticon}} smilies available to illustrate everyone's disdain for you. Rolleyes, red mad face, puking green guy, and the finger dude]] just aren't enough. (Exclamation mark, eleventy one!) No one is [=LOLing=] when you enter the thread. You single-handedly lower the IQ of the Internet with every post you make. (STFU, r'tard!) It takes guts to do what you do, presenting your contrary opinion in the cold harsh light of incontrovertible facts. Here's to you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!)"''
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMOcJfsksI&list=FLM2CFpnQLwo2DUJ6zebbNmA&index=53 "Real Men of Genius: Mr. Asshat Forum Troll" Budweiser ad parody.]]

->''I don't care what you think [[AttentionWhore as long as it's about me]]''
->''The best of us can find happiness in misery''
-->--'''Music/FallOutBoy''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhMGKSRIwGM I Don't Care]]''

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