-> ''"That was easy. Those kids on TV should try stuff like that instead of those silly growth machines and potions."''
-->-- '''Calvin''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', "The Genius Hamster"

-> ''(referring to Gabe) "Oh, yeah. He's the devil. No, he's like a devil perched up on the shoulders of another devil, wearing an overcoat so as to ''appear'' as a single, larger devil. It's a classic bit, and ordinarily it would be harmless. But in this case, it has terrifying ramifications."''
-->-- '''Tycho''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', "A Near Thing"
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