->''It's better to burn out than to fade away''
-->--''Music/NeilYoung'', "Hey Hey, My My (Into The Black)"

->'''Scratch''': By order of Dr. Robotnik, this program is canceled!\\
'''Grounder''': Yeah! Your ratings are too good!
-->--''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->'''Life Guard''': Creator/AdultSwim!
->'''Swimmer''': [[TakeThat Man, they always kick us out when we're starting to catch on]].
-->-- Manga/CrayonShinChan
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