->''(wheeling a coma patient from the hospital)''\\
'''David''': Jack, we're really grateful.\\
'''Jack:''' I'm not doing it for you.\\
'''David''': Well, then why are you doing it?\\
'''Jack''': Because someday--trust me--''I'm'' gonna need help moving a body and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.

->Time out, Xander. Put yourself in Buffy’s shoes for just a minute. I’m Buffy, freak of nature, right? Naturally I pick a freak for a boyfriend and he turns into Mister Killing Spree which is [[NotHelpingYourCase pretty much my fault…]]
-->--'''Cordelia''' tries to empathise with [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]. Oh dear. ("Dead Man's Party")

->'''Strax:''' Military tactics: The Doctor is still missing, but he will always come looking for his box. By bringing it here, he will lured from the dangers of London to this place of safety, and then we will [=[=][[MilkingTheGiantCow clenches fist]][=]=] ''melt him with acid.''\\
'''Clara:''' Okay, that last part...\\
'''Strax:''' And then we will '''not''' [clenches fist] ''melt him with acid.'' (Old habits.)
-->--'''''Series/DoctorWho''''', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E1DeepBreath}} "Deep Breath"]]

->'''Cpn. Sisko''': Who's watching Tolar?\\
'''Garak:''' I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode.\\
'''Sisko:''' I hope that's ''just'' an impression.\\
'''Garak''': It's best not to dwell on such minutiae.
-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "In the Pale Moonlight"

->''"You can erase my program, Doctor, but you can never change the fact that you've already used some of my research. Where was your conscience when B'Elanna was dying on that table? [[ShutUpKirk Ethics? Morality? Conscience?]] Funny how they all go out the airlock when we need something."''
-->--'''Crell Moset''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ("Nothing Human")

->''"It was six days before they caught up with the caravan. By that time they had lost two more men. One had succumbed to exhaustion, falling asleep one night and not waking up, while Kirran, inevitably, had tumbled down a precipice. Kirran had been out of sight of all but Tarn at the time, and Golgoth suspected Tarn had killed the lad to keep his murderer's hands bloody. Golgoth didn't mind, as long as the assassin didn't make a habit of it."''
-->-- '''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Daemonworld]]'''

->'''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Belkar]]:''' See, now that's what being on a team is all about. You wanted to not kill ANY hobgoblins, I wanted to kill ALL the hobgoblins, and what happened? [[GoldenMeanFallacy We compromised: I killed ONE of the hobgoblins]].
->'''[[TokenGoodTeammate Celia]]:''' You didn't need to kill him.
->'''Belkar:''' True. But I didn't need to NOT kill him either.

->'''WinstonChurchill:''' Finally, Germany, Japan, and Italy have been beaten, and the planet is once again safe for democracy.\\
'''JosephStalin:''' That's what ''you'' think, comrade. Heheheheheheh.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!'', "World War II"

->'''Chan:''' Gila Mobster! You have a morally ambiguous lifestyle. Do you know where they'd take Arnie once captured?\\
'''Gila Mobster:''' I cannot recall.\\
'''Chan:''' For twenty bucks?\\
'''Gila Mobster:''' Twenty-five.

->''"I'm not evil, I'm... nuanced."''
-->-- '''Kevin 11''', ''Ben10UltimateAlien''

->''"Isn't that why you losers keep me around? [[BrutalHonesty Hurting people]] [[WarriorTherapist is the only thing I'm good at.]]"''
-->--'''Belkar''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOftheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0881.html 881]]

->''"He's a bastard, but he's ''our'' bastard."''
-->-- '''RichardNixon''' on then Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza

->''"The [[MagnificentBastard Lannisters]] [[ManipulativeBastard swindled]] their enemies, the [[BoisterousBruiser Storm Kings]] [[DropTheHammer hammered]] them, and the [[BigGood Starks]] [[OffWithHisHead cut off their heads]]. In [[NotSoDifferent such company as this]], were the [[TortureTechnician Boltons]] so... indelicate?"''
-->-- '''Roose Bolton''', ''Series/GameOfThrones: History And Lore''

->''This ain't for you, to kill a man tied up. It's for work like this, you bring along a man like me.''
-->-- '''Black Dow''', ''[[{{Literature/TheFirstLaw}} The Blade Itself]]''.

->''"This is where ''Voyager'' becomes [[SpotlightStealingSquad the Seven of Nine show!]] And why not? She’s far more interesting than two thirds of the regular cast...I love Seven’s introduction as the tubes snap away and she steps out of the smoke and shadows and declares ‘I speak for the Borg’. At this point you think how the hell can this drone become one of the crew? Ryan plays the drone icy cold just as she should be without a hint of emotion. Seven makes a wonderful observation that every action and decision they make is debated and conflicted -- perhaps they [[BetterLivingThroughEvil could do with a little Borg uniformity.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Scorpion Pt. 2"