->''(while stealing a coma patient from the hospital)''\\
'''David''': Jack, we're really grateful.\\
'''Jack:''' I'm not doing it for you.\\
'''David''': Well, then why are you doing it?\\
'''Jack''': Because someday--trust me--''I'm'' gonna need help moving a body and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.

->'''Strax:''' Military tactics: The Doctor is still missing, but he will always come looking for his box. By bringing it here, he will lured from the dangers of London to this place of safety, and then we will [=[=][[MilkingTheGiantCow clenches fist]][=]=] ''melt him with acid.''\\
'''Clara:''' Okay, that last part...\\
'''Strax:''' And then we will '''not''' [clenches fist] ''melt him with acid.'' (Old habits.)
-->--'''''Series/DoctorWho''''', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E1DeepBreath}} "Deep Breath"]]

->''"It was six days before they caught up with the caravan. By that time they had lost two more men. One had succumbed to exhaustion, falling asleep one night and not waking up, while Kirran, inevitably, had tumbled down a precipice. Kirran had been out of sight of all but Tarn at the time, and Golgoth suspected Tarn had killed the lad to keep his murderer's hands bloody. Golgoth didn't mind, as long as the assassin didn't make a habit of it."''
-->-- '''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Daemonworld]]'''

->''"''That's'' why you came to me, isn't it, Captain? Because you knew I could do those things that you weren't capable of doing. Well, it worked! And you'll get what you want, [[LetsYouAndHimFight a war between the Romulans and the Dominion]]. And if your ''conscience'' is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant, and all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal... and [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone the self-respect of one Starfleet officer]]. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a ''bargain''."''
-->--'''Elim Garak''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("In the Pale Moonlight")

->'''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Belkar]]:''' See, now that's what being on a team is all about. You wanted to not kill ANY hobgoblins, I wanted to kill ALL the hobgoblins, and what happened? [[GoldenMeanFallacy We compromised: I killed ONE of the hobgoblins]].
->'''[[TokenGoodTeammate Celia]]:''' You didn't need to kill him.
->'''Belkar:''' True. But I didn't need to NOT kill him either.

->'''WinstonChurchill:''' Finally, Germany, Japan, and Italy have been beaten, and the planet is once again safe for democracy.\\
'''JosephStalin:''' That's what ''you'' think, comrade. Heheheheheheh.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!'', "World War II"

->'''Chan:''' Gila Mobster! You have a morally ambiguous lifestyle. Do you know where they'd take Arnie once captured?\\
'''Gila Mobster:''' I cannot recall.\\
'''Chan:''' For twenty bucks?\\
'''Gila Mobster:''' Twenty-five.

->''"I'm not evil, I'm... nuanced."''
-->-- '''Kevin 11''', ''Ben10UltimateAlien''

->''"Isn't that why you losers keep me around? [[BrutalHonesty Hurting people]] [[WarriorTherapist is the only thing I'm good at.]]"''
-->--'''Belkar''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOftheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0881.html 881]]

->''"He's a bastard, but he's ''our'' bastard."''
-->-- '''RichardNixon''' on then Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza

->''"The [[MagnificentBastard Lannisters]] [[ManipulativeBastard swindled]] their enemies, the [[BoisterousBruiser Storm Kings]] [[DropTheHammer hammered]] them, and the [[BigGood Starks]] [[OffWithHisHead cut off their heads]]. In [[NotSoDifferent such company as this]], were the [[TortureTechnician Boltons]] so... indelicate?"''
-->-- '''Roose Bolton''', ''Series/GameOfThrones: History And Lore''

->''This ain't for you, to kill a man tied up. It's for work like this, you bring along a man like me.''
-->-- '''Black Dow''', ''[[{{Literature/TheFirstLaw}} The Blade Itself]]''.