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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
->That's the problem with time travel. Everything's different when you get back.
-->-- '''Lina Inverse''', ''[[{{Literature/Slayers}} Slayers Perfect]]''
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[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]
->'''Rhodes''': Let me ask you something, if we can do this and go back in time, why don't we just find baby-Thanos and...\\
'''Bruce''': First of all, that's horrible--\\
'''Rhodey''': It's Thanos!\\
'''Bruce''': --and secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future!\\
'''Scott:''' Look, we go back, get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones, problem solved.\\
'''Nebula:''' That's not how it works.\\
'''Hawkeye:''' Well that's what I heard.\\
'''Bruce:''' By who? Who told you that?\\
'''Rhodes:''' ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'', ''Film/{{Timecop}}'', ''Film/TimeAfterTime'', ''Series/QuantumLeap'', ''[[Literature/AWrinkleInTime Wrinkle in Time]]'', ''Film/SomewhereInTime'', ''Film/HotTubTimeMachine'', ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure''. Basically any movie that deals with time travel, this is known.\\
'''Bruce:''' I don't know why everyone believes that but that isn't true. Think about it, if you travel to the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!\\
'''Scott''': So ''Back to the Future'' is a bunch of bullshit?
-->-- ''Film/AvengersEndgame''

->'''Doc''': Well, good luck for both our sakes. See you in the future.\\
'''Marty''': ...you mean the past?\\
'''Doc''': ''Exactly!''
-->-- ''Film/BackToTheFuturePartIII''

->'''Colossus:''' Let us go talk to the Professor.\\
'''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}:''' [[Creator/JamesMcAvoy McAvoy]] or [[Creator/PatrickStewart Stewart]]? [[NoFourthWall These timelines are so confusing]].
-->-- ''Film/{{Deadpool|2016}}''

->'''Dr. Tanga:''' We don't travel through time, but around it. Do you understand?\\
'''Private Penn:''' I don't, but maybe he does. (''pointing to Pvt. Philbrick'') He has a warped mind.
-->-- ''Invasion of the Star Creatures'' (1962)

->I don't want to talk about time travel shit. Because if we talk about time travel shit then we're gonna be here all day, drawing diagrams with straws.
-->-- '''Old Joe''', ''{{Film/Looper}}''
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[[folder:Literature]]
->''Time travel always complicated things. It didn't help any that the rules were so damn inconsistent. She'd gone back and changed the past on more than one occasion. Other times, it wall all about creating a {{stable time loop}} where effect and cause where twisted together in a giant knot. Then there were those incidents where independent alternative timelines were created. There wasn't any consistency to any of it, and if there was a problem/cliche of time travel, she'd run across all of them. And she didn't like any of them.''
-->-- ''Literature/TheLastAdventureOfConstanceVerity'' by Creator/ALeeMartinez

->When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in bad condition in the particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say about dead people, which is "So it goes."
-->-- '''Billy Pilgrim''', ''Literature/SlaughterhouseFive''

->''"Time is not a single river in which we all float toward one end. It flows in many streams. Some flow fast, some slow. If you stand within your own stream you see only your own time, but within the [[HyperspaceIsAScaryPlace warp]], you can move between them. A ship may enter the warp and return before it left, or emerge after centuries [[YearOutsideHourInside that the crew have experienced as hours]]. Such things have happened. Within the [[NegativeSpaceWedgie Eye]], the streams of time are broken and tangled: moments of futures and pasts crammed together in an unravelling knot."''
-->-- '''Ahzek Ahriman''', ''[[Literature/ThousandSons Ahriman: Exile]]''

-> '''[[MadOracle Menkaura:]]''' You have been here before. We have met already, but while that meeting is in the past for you, it is in the future for me. That explains much. How many times have you come here?\\
'''Ahriman:''' Twice.\\
'''Menkaura:''' Such is time. Mortals think it is a river, but it is not. It is an ocean. An ocean twisted by storms and churned by whirlpools. We meet in the future, but in the past that has already happened. Perhaps you are even here now because of what I said, but have not yet said. I see futures. I see them stretch into the dark, their golden threads ever thinning, ever tangling, and ever breaking. But if I watch them from the past, then what do I see? Past? Future? Neither?
-->--''[[Literature/ThousandSons Ahriman: Unchanged]]''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''The Flash:''' I watched you die!\\
'''Reverse-Flash:''' Or ''did'' you? Time travel, Barry - so very confusing. I always seem to be saying that to you, don't I?
-->-- ''Series/CrisisOnEarthX''

->People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
-->-- '''The Tenth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E10Blink "Blink"]]

->Okay, kid. This is is where it gets complicated.
-->-- '''Amy Pond''' to her younger alternate-universe self, in the midst of one of the most convoluted time-[=SNAFUs=] imaginable, ''Series/DoctorWho''

->Time and space are never ever going to make any kind of sense. Now you received the past possible advice on how to deal with this so I suggest you go and give it. [[note]] Said advice was "Cheer up. Have an ice cream" and she gave it to her younger self. [[/note]]
-->-- '''The Doctor''' explaining the confusion inherent with RippleProofMemory in ''Series/DoctorWho''

->Time isn't a straight line, it's all... bumpy-wumpy. there's loads of boring stuff, like Sundays and Tuesdays and ''Thursday afternoons''.
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho''

->See, that's the thing about time travel, Barry. The more you do it, the less the rules apply to you!
-->-- '''Savitar''', ''Series/TheFlash2014''

->'''Michael:''' Things in the afterlife don't happen while things are happening here, because while time on Earth moves in a straight line, one thing happens, then the next, then the next, time in the afterlife moves in a "Jeremy Bearimy."\\
'''Eleanor:''' ...what?\\
'''Michael:''' (''drawing on a board'') In the afterlife, time doubles back and loops around and ends up looking something like... "Jeremy Bearimy." (''finishes writing'') This is the timeline in the afterlife. Happens to kind of look like the name "Jeremy Bearimy" in cursive English, so that's what we call it.\\
'''Eleanor:''' Sorry. I'm - my brain is melting. How can events happen before the ones that happened... before?\\
'''Michael:''' It's just the way it works. It's - it's Jeremy Bearimy. I don't know what to tell you. That's the easiest way to describe it.\\
'''Chidi:''' Okay, but, um what the hell is this? The dot over the i. What the hell is that?\\
'''Michael:''' Okay, um, how do I explain this concisely? This is Tuesdays. ...and also July.\\
'''Janet:''' And sometimes it's never!\\
'''Michael:''' That's true. Occasionally that moment on the Bearimy timeline is the time-moment when nothing, never occurs. So... ''[chuckles]'' [[BlatantLies you get it]].\\
'''Chidi:''' This broke me! The dot, over the i, that broke me. I'm - I'm done.
-->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "Jeremy Bearimy"

->I ''hate'' temporal mechanics!
-->-- '''Future!O'Brien''' and '''Present!O'Brien''' (or would that be '''Present!O'Brien''' and '''Past!O'Brien'''?), ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', [[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS03E17Visionary "Visionary"]]

->Time travel. Ever since my first day in the job as a Starfleet captain I swore I'd never let myself get caught in one of these godforsaken paradoxes. The future is the past, the past is the future. It all gives me a headache.
-->-- '''Captain Janeway''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Future's End"
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[[folder:Video Games]]

->We are amidst strange beings, in a strange land. The flow of time itself is convoluted; with heroes centuries old phasing in and out. The very fabric wavers, and relations shift and obscure. There's no telling how much longer your world and mine will remain in contact.
-->-- '''Solaire of Astora''', ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI''

->Most people think that time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction... but I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you; they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm.
-->-- '''The Prince''', ''VideoGame/PrinceOfPersiaTheSandsOfTime''

->Time is a tangled web. Try not to dwell on all the loose ends.
-->-- '''Nozdormu''', Dragon Aspect of Time, ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
->I hate time travel.
-->-- '''[[CatchPhrase Just About Everyone]]''', ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge''

->'''GA:''' Why Is It That When The Subject Of Temporal Mechanics Is Broached Your Sparing Human Intellects Instantly Assume The Most Ingratiating Posture Of Surrender Imaginable
-->-- '''Kanaya Maryam''' after a conversation with [[TheFool John]], ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->'''TG:''' the thing with time travel is\\
'''TG:''' you cant overthink it\\
'''TG:''' just [[IndyPloy roll with it and see what happens]]\\
'''TG:''' and above all [[IdiotBall try not to do anything retarded]]
-->-- '''Dave Strider''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', explaining his theory on temporal mechanics

->YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL
-->-- '''Hearts Boxcars'''[='=] stance on temporal mechanics, ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
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[[folder:Web Original]]
->By the way, ''this'' won't change history at all. Let's go around blowing people up. Let's kill some ancestors. That's real great. As long as it doesn't affect ''[[SkewedPriorities the Wyld Stallyns concert!]]'' When they come back to the present, it's gonna be some kind of ''Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes'' shit! They're going to be playing to an audience of intelligent sloths!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' playing ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'' (NES)

->Time isn't a straight line. It's more like a Creator/DavidLynch movie. It's this wandering, meandering thing that just goes in all directions and if you're ''very'' lucky, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} by the end you'll see some boobies]], [[Series/TwinPeaks and maybe some little people]].
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Doctor Insano]]''', ''WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee''

->Time is like a deluxe-model {{sexbot}}. It exists only to be screwed in every possible way.
-->-- '''WebSite/SFDebris''' on ''Star Trek Voyager'', "Relativity"

->[Asagi Whisperwynds] said time's flexibles. Long as y'don' try tah break it completelys with time paradocs an' misplacin' important peoples, it'll mend itself. Soooooooooo jus' go fer it.
-->-- '''Nozumi Whisperwynds''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->When you're dealing with time travel it's important to establish whose rules are in play. Is this ''Film/TwelveMonkeys'' rules where you can't change shit? Or ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' rules where you can change shit but the time line is [[DelayedRippleEffect kind of easygoing about it?]] Or ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'' rules where you can change shit, [[YouCantFightFate but then maybe you can't change shit]], and then you make a [[TakeThat God-awful]] [[Series/TerminatorTheSarahConnorChronicles TV series]] and [[Film/TerminatorSalvation Christian Bale yells at someone]]?
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''', reviewing ''VideoGame/DarkestOfDays''

->''"The first thing you have to understand about this game, especially if you decide to play it and you don't want to go insane, is that the game applies temporal physics '''very''' selectively. Doing things in the past will only affect things in the future so long as the game cares."''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/HCBailly'''[='s=] LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger''
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
->Time travel, man! Why ya' gotta be so complicated?!
-->-- '''Mabel Pines''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Blendin's Game"

->Time travel: It's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.
-->-- '''Ron Stoppable''', ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible: A Sitch in Time''

->'''Shake:''' Hello, Frylick.\\
'''Frylock:''' Wait a minute, I just locked you outside!\\
'''Shake:''' Did you? You messed with the rift from the passage of time, thus changing it forever.... cause you did it the other way. There's a smarter way of saying that but I didn't like it in the script.\\
'''Frylock:''' This doesn't make any sense! This is the past, how are there two of you?\\
'''Shake:''' I don't care. I'm the president of the United States!\\
'''Frylock:''' Wait a minute, you're the what?!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'', "The Granite Family"

->'''Cecil''': Wait, don't you have to bring me back in time in order for this to work?\\
'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''': Eh, yes, normally. But for a bunch of time travel reasons you wouldn't understand, uh, we're gonna do it this way.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow''
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