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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]

->Well, this should be nothing short of a disaster.
-->-- '''Hobbes''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS4E5LennysDiary "Lenny's Diary"]]

->'''[[Manga/DeathNote Near:]]''' Are we sure we want to do this?\\
'''Mello:''' [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness It's not like you to have doubts.]]\\
'''Near:''' I don't usually face such definite trouble.\\
'''Matt:''' [[CasualDangerDialog That is the one thing we can guarantee will happen.]] [[DontTellMama We still in agreement over who to confess to?]]\\
'''Mello:''' [[EvilOverlord Light?]]\\
'''Near:''' Light.
-->-- ''Fanfic/ConstantTemptation''

->'''[[ActionGirl Avenger]]''': We shall [[TrainingFromHell start]] bright and early when we have some privacy to work. I expect you to be at your best. I will not accept anything less from you.\\
'''Ben''': Yes, Ma'am.\\
'''Kevin's voice''' (''in Ben's head''): You are going to get your butt handed to you, Tennyson.
-->-- ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster''

->[[Manga/{{Hellsing}} Alucard]]... go play...
-->--'''Tristan Winter''', ''FanFic/TheJadedEyesSeries''

->'''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]''': Any last words?\\
'''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]''': ...we just might actually be screwed.
-->-- ''FanFic/PaperMarioX 2'', Chapter 76[[note]]plus Chapter 77[[/note]]

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[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->"No trouble," he said. Well, that's easy for what's-his-name to say. He's got nine lives, I've only got one!
-->-- '''Roquefort the Mouse''', after being sent out to get help from a gang of alley cats, ''Disney/TheAristocats''

->Methinks we be boned.
-->-- '''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}: Bender's Game''

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[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->This business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it.
-->-- '''Adm. Joshua Painter''', ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober''

->That is definitely...bigger than the last one.
-->-- '''David Levinson''', ''Film/IndependenceDayResurgence''

->They have a cave troll.
-->-- '''Boromir''', ''Film/LordOfTheRings: The Fellowship of the Ring''

->Ouch time.
-->-- '''Captain Tarpals''', ''Film/ThePhantomMenace''

->'''Worf''': The Borg have cut power to all decks except sixteen.\\
'''Picard''': The Borg won't stay on deck sixteen.
-->-- ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact''

->Oh fuck me.
-->-- '''Prince Thadeous''' waiting to be hanged, ''Film/YourHighness''

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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->Here we are at some random-ass ranch, and this is The Brand. And it's gonna suck.
-->-- '''Bam Margera''', ''Series/{{Jackass}}''

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[[folder:Multiple Media]]

->We are so gonna feel this...
-->-- '''Onewa''' right before getting hurled through a wall, ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}''

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[[folder:Music]]

->Listen up, listen up\\
There's a devil in the church\\
Got a bullet in the chamber and\\
This is gonna hurt
-->-- '''Sixx:A.M.''', "This ''is'' Gonna Hurt"

->I find beauty in things that most people don't find beautiful. Are you with me now? Are you ready to expose the raw nerve endings? It's okay to be scared.
-->-- '''Nikki Sixx''', "This ''is'' Gonna Hurt Documentaries" and "Are You With Me Now?" music video

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[[folder:Video Games]]

->"Boss ahead."\\
"Imminent death."\\
"Try tears."
-->-- Player messages seen in ''VideoGame/DarkSouls''

->Wait, wait, wait! -- [[ThatOneBoss I know this guy]]! ...yeah, we are screwed.
-->-- '''The Terror Mask''', ''VideoGame/{{Splatterhouse}}''

->[[BadVibrations "You feel vibrations]] [[SandWorm from deep below..."]]\\
[[EvilIsDeathlyCold "You feel the air growing colder around you..."]]\\
[[DualBoss "This is going to]] [[GiantEyeOfDoom be a terrible night..."]]\\
[[FinalBoss "Impending doom approaches..."]]
-->-- Boss warning messages in ''VideoGame/{{Terraria}}''

->'''[[OurVampiresAreDifferent Remilia:]]''' Looks like it's going to be a fun night.\\
'''[[TheHero Reimu:]]''' Looks like it's going to be a long night.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}: Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil''

->You feel like you're going to [[RunningGag have a bad time]].
-->-- The BonusBoss' {{flavor text}}, ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

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[[folder:Webcomics]]

->This has bad day written all over it.
-->-- '''Doctor X''' discovers the intruder in his lair is Franchise/{{Superman}}, ''WebComic/CaseyAndAndy''

->'''Zeetha''': As of now, we are "Kolee-Dok-Zumil."\\
'''Agatha''': What does that mean?\\
'''Zeetha''': Ah- Kind of hard to translate. Sort of like "Teacher and Student." Sort of like "Cause and Effect." (''whacks Agatha over the head with her stick'') Mostly, like [[TrainingFromHell "Grindstone and Knife."]]\\
'''Agatha''': NOT GOOD.
-->-- ''WebComic/GirlGenius'', [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20050218 "Warrior Training Begins"]]

->There... there's no place we could possibly run to, is there?
-->-- '''Vanamonde von Mekkahn''', ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->So, there I was, watching ''Film/LeonardPart6'' for the very first time. I was only a scant minute into the film, and it was already as horrible as everything I had ever heard. I had no clue what was going on, what I was looking at, or why I was looking at it, [[FromBadToWorse and it only got worse from there]].
-->-- '''Dr. Winston O'Boogie''' upon seeing ''Leonard Part 6'' open with scenes from later in the movie shown out of context, [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Leonard_Part_6_1987.aspx recapping the film]] for ''Website/TheAgonyBooth''

->[[PunctuatedForEmphasis My. God.]] I thought you were being overly harsh; then I read the first 80 pages (I already had both books *sigh*). I'm going to keep on reading, because I'm stingy, but it's going to hurt.''
-->-- [[http://www.amazon.com/review/R3C09JODNG02W5/ref=cm_cr_rev_detmd_pl?ie=UTF8&asin=0345448928&cdForum=FxN1GM5QS12YCK&cdMsgID=Mx3R2UM9F8S47HJ&cdMsgNo=1&cdPage=1&cdSort=oldest&cdThread=Tx32LUGBO5XLDJO&store=books#Mx3R2UM9F8S47HJ A response to an Amazon review]] of ''[[Literature/ChroniclesOfBloodAndStone The Fifth Sorceress]]''

->I have been to the [[Literature/PopolVuh Xibalba]] and back.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on ''Film/{{Troll 2}}''

->Well...That wraps up this prediction blog; now if you'll excuse us, [[FanDumb we've]] [[HateDumb got]] [[BrokenBase an]] [[FlameWar apocalypse]] [[{{GIFT}} to]] [[UnpleasableFanbase prepare]] [[InternetBackdraft for]]. [[TemptingFate Please keep all comments/arguments respectful]].
-->-- The end of [[http://www.screwattack.com/news/death-battle-predictions-goku-vs-superman "Death Battle Predictions: Goku vs. Superman"]], which unanimously agreed that Supes would win, with even the most optimistic bloggers concluding that Goku would get the CurbStompCushion at the very best

->[[DullSurprise Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle.]] ''[[OhCrap OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!]]''
-->-- '''Jan Valentine''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->Oh my god, [[LeeroyJenkins he just ran in.]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/LeeroyJenkinsVideo''

->So you start off in the amusement park and the first thing you notice is the sign: "No vibes, no bevis, no bevis, no vibes" ...oh boy, we're in trouble.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' reviewing ''WesternAnimation/BebesKids the Video Game''

->'''[[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]]]]:''' Hey hey hey... [[AxCrazy What did I tell ya'll about COMING IN MY SHEEEEEEEED?!]] (''revs up a chainsaw'')\\
'''Spike:''' Well, we're fucked.
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/PonyDotMov SHED.MOV]]''

->'''Saga''': What does it changes? You're just one of the Knights of the Zodiacs. You'll never defeat an anime BigBad like me.\\
'''Saori''': That's your mistake, Saga. Because the Original version is named... ''Manga/SaintSeiya!''\\
'''Saga''': Saint ''Seiya?'' But then that means he's ... TheHero?\\
'''Ikki''': Okay! Music please. (''[[ThemeMusicPowerup cue "Pegasus Fantasy" playing in the background]]'')\\
'''Saga''': I ain't gonna lie, I'm ''way'' less arrogant now!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SaintSeiyaAbridged''

->Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. [[DisposableSexWorker And then the guilt of killing the hooker.]] Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, [[BrokenRecord followed by another hooker]]...
-->-- '''Dean Winchester''', ''WebVideo/SupernaturalTheAnimationAbridged''

->'''Pat''': Okay, let's do this, let's get this over with. Come on.\\
'''Matt''': This is gonna be fun, right?\\
'''Pat''': Okay, yeah yeah, the game is awesome. But you're...an idiot.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay: {{VideoGame/Portal 2}}''

->"It feels like you're going to have a bad time?!" ''NO SHIT I'M HAVING A BAD TIME!''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Joel]]''', playing ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' No Mercy (see above)

->So I started my first game spawned on the shores of a mysterious land, made for the nearest visible building, and was immediately beaten to death by six squawking, working-class zombies in flat caps. Then I paused to have a little drinky...
-->-- '''Ben "Yahtzee" Crowsaw''' describes his first attempt at ''[=DayZ=]'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

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[[folder:Western Animation]]

->This won't end well.[[note]]alternatively, "This is getting ugly."[[/note]]
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'''

->This is gonna cost me...
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''' sets off a ButterflyOfDoom chain reaction, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E6TreehouseOfHorrorV Treehouse of Horror V]]'', "Time and Punishment"

->I sense the pivotal moment of failure approaches.
-->-- '''The Brain''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', "Hercules Unwound"

->'''Gumball:''' If you want me to teach you how to be direct, I can. But you have to promise to do exactly as I say, no questions asked.\\
'''Darwin:''' ''(gets on his knees, face aglow, dramatic music plays)'' I promise.\\
'''Gumball:''' I want you to walk like a dog with an itchy butt.\\
'''Darwin:''' ''(maintaining his cheerful demeanor)'' I shouldn't have promised.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Words"

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[[folder:Real Life]]

->We have before us [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII an ordeal of the most grievous kind.]] We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us; to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.
-->-- '''Creator/WinstonChurchill''' upon taking office in 1940

->''La journée sera rude'' [[note]]The day will be hard[[/note]]
-->-- '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert-François_Damiens Robert-François Damiens]]''' about to be [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill tortured by red-hot pincers, burned by sulfur, drenched with molten wax, lead, and boiling oil, drawn and quartered, and finallyhave his torso burned at stake.]]

->''I'm gonna fly with you, and we're gonna shoot SAM site before it shoots us? [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe You gotta be shittin' me!]]''
-->--'''Jack Donovan, [[GuyInBack EWO]]''', when told of the first UsefulNotes/WildWeasel task.

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