->Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!
-->--'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E21ThePTADisbands "The PTA Disbands"]]

[[folder:Live-action TV]]

->'''TV's Frank''': Yeah, Larry, come here. Larry, tell them. Tell these people. Tell them how you took your dream -- your vision! -- and through blood, sweat, and effort, you owned that dream and turned it into a reality through years -- well, days -- of hard work, determination, and struggle! You took that cherished dream that you had, and you... (trails off looking at Larrys dull, lifeless expression.) You don't really care, do you?
-->-- The official Deep 13 rebuttal to the They Just Didnt Care sketch, ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''Film/AttackOfTheEyeCreatures''



->Lansing and another girl are tied to trees (saplings would be a better word) by the creatures, and then Lansing is carried off and given to Bigfoot. Bigfoot is usually shot from a camera angle between his toes, making him [[HitlerCam loom over the camera like King Kong]], but when we see him straight-on he looks about five feet ten inches or eleven inches tall. He wears a shaggy costume stitched together out of old, dirty brown shag rugs.
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on Bigfoot (1971)


[[folder:Web Animation]]

->As the game begins with the usual slew of idents playing, the [=CryEngine™=] logo is accompanied by the words "[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Achieved with [=Cry Engine™= ]]
]"! And you know, I don't think "achieved" is the word I'd use. "[[/folder]]

[[folder: Shat Out with [=Cry Engine™= ]]
]", maybe. "[[/folder]]

[[folder: Tortuously Prolonged with [=Cry Engine™= ]]
]". Or perhaps "[[/folder]]

[[folder: ENABLED with [=Cry Engine™= ]]
]", in the same way one enables [[FranchiseZombie a crippling drug habit.]] Fuck yes, I'm reaching for the low-hanging fruit. It's been a long year, and taking it out on something no one with even a passing interest in reality will defend is my equivalent of a day at the spa.
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/SonicBoom''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->Perhaps the most telling moment is when K-9 is hooked into the Minyan computer via what is very obviously a pair of binder clips at the end of telephone wires. What's striking about this isn't the use of cheap and everyday materials in ''Doctor Who'' -- that's been going on for ages, with [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS10E5TheGreenDeath}} condom maggots]] and [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS12E2TheArkInSpace}} bubble wrap alien arms]] appearing in highly acclaimed stories. It's the fact that no effort whatsoever is made to disguise the fact that it's phone wire and binder clips. They're not spray-painted gold or anything. They're using phone wire and binder clips that are obviously being phone wire and binder clips. It's a stunning moment in which it's clear that the production department has simply given up all hope that this will ever look good.
-->--'''TARDIS Eruditorum''' on ''Doctor Who'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS15E5Underworld}} Underworld]]

->I actually asked myself at one point if the writers for each episode are [[NegativeContinuity actually forbidden from talking to one another]]. I don't know why they would be, but it seems like one of the only logical explanations for how thoroughly in-series continuity is abandoned by most ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' writers. (Another one is that, given [[{{Fanboy}} how forgiving]] ''Smallville'' fans have proven themselves to be on issues of writing, the writers simply don't care, but that's [[CouldSayItBut too horrifying]] a prospect to consider seriously.)
-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville10-ep15 Julian Finn]]'''

->[[Creator/AdamSandler Sandler]] openly admits that he uses every movie shoot as a free paid vacation for his family. He doesn't give a SHIT about making a good movie and he never has. He can't even be bothered to write a decent joke for the press release. It's insulting, because there are people out in Hollywood who actually DO work hard and want to put out quality entertainment. And yet here's Netflix handing Sandler millions [[TallPoppySyndrome to keep fucking a dog on camera]]...Stop letting this man do things.
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2014/10/ebola-paranoia-make-it-stop.html Drew Magary]]''', ''Make It Stop''

->In ''Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time'', Creator/PattonOswalt has a bit where he talks about what it really means to be successful as a comedian. He tells a story about being paid to do his act in front of a crowd so drunk that his mere presence is enough to earn a standing ovation, and how he received the offer to do that set (no new jokes, no material at all -- just free money) forever, and how now he has to live with "the pulsing door of compromise and success", because at any point he can stop writing jokes and just make money. I bring this up because, in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Sandler described a similar moment where he made the exact opposite decision...His movies are just the easiest excuses for him to take vacations: ''FiftyFirstDates'', he explains, was originally set somewhere else, and when he suggested shooting it in Hawaii everyone thought that was a very artistic decision. From then on, he's just used his fame as a way to hang out with his buddies or entertain [[AuthorAppeal his predilection for cross-dressing.]]
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-behind-the-scenes-features-that-show-why-movies-went-wrong_p2/ 5 Behind-the-Scenes Featurettes That Show How Movies Went Wrong]]

->'''Chris:''' Lex and Lenny stroll up to an exhibit about Superman, where a single strand of his Super-Hair is holding up a 1,000-pound weight. Luthor and Lenny smash the glass case holding the super-hair before cutting it, because apparently those damn bolt-cutters were forged of [[{{ComicBook/Thor}} Uru by the dwarves of Skartalfheim.]]\\
'''David:''' They don’t even have some sort of [[HandWave offhand line]] about how they’re kryptonite bolt cutters or something, which would even be believable for Luthor. They just use regular ol’ bolt cutters to cut this strand of hair holding a thousand pounds.\\
'''Chris:''' ''Superman IV: The Quest For A F*** To Give.''
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-iv-the-quest-for-peace-1987-2/ on]] ''Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace''

->[[Creator/StevenSeagal Seagal]] clearly doesn't give a shit, which, let me tell you, really enhances the viewing experience. In fact, Seagal's fight scenes make me yearn for the almost swan-like athleticism of actions stars like Creator/PamelaAnderson...We get virtually none of the things we expect, even from a bad Seagal flick. No martial arts mayhem, no obligatory speeches about [[InformedAbility how great Seagal's character is]], no hysterically funny shots of Seagal running and holding his gun like a girl, and no snapped limbs at all. This film seems to have been made on autopilot at virtually every level.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Submerged'' (2005)

->What I really think happened to this movie is that [[TroubledProduction everything went wrong]]. The script was [[WritingByTheSeatOfYourPants in a shambles]], the animation shots [[SpecialEffectsFailure weren't working out]], the [[ChristmasRushed deadline was coming up]], and finally everyone threw their hands up and said ''"To hell with it"'', and decided to put the movie in the can real quick and try to have a good time so they can go home early. The director just let the actors take the brakes off and do whatever they want. Creator/JeremyIrons just read his crap dialogue and went for the most [[HamAndCheese overdramatic Snidley Whiplash villain]] possible.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/dungeons-and-dragons/ on]] ''Film/DungeonsAndDragons''

->I can realize that the first movie had its own problems. After all, the producer was up against the wall with losing the rights to Atlas and had to make a movie quickly. A script and a director had to be rushed and the relatively small budget had to limit the kind of actors they had... But really this is a symptom of a larger problem which is incompetence. Take for example another scene where we establish Dagny’s smarmy jerkface brother who has no talent but hogs all the credit. He is a supposed multi-millionare but he goes into what appears to be a Circle K and is buying a tie for a piano concert [[ConvenienceStoreGiftShopping next to the fucking Slim Jims and anti freeze]]. And you are just sitting there with this WTF look on your face thinking way too hard about things you shouldn’t be in the middle of this movie. Did they have really no more money left at that point and threw a tie rack in the middle of a QT? Is this some future thing that wasn’t established well? Kind of like how Taco Bell became fine dining in ''Film/DemolitionMan'', fucking Exxons have now become superstores where you get everything from Armani to Hostess Snoballs?
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/02/27/atlas-shrugged-part-ii-the-strike-2012-john-putch/ on]] ''Film/AtlasShrugged Part II: The Strike''

->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404 The video]] is a struggle! It’s the music performance equivalent of trying to have ass sex without lube and using spit and lotion instead. It’s awkward, painful and Mimi [[TheUnsmile is trying to smile through it.]] I don’t know what’s going on. It looks like she’s having issues with her earpiece and either the track is screwed up or her mouth is on a 15-second delay because shit just isn’t working. A deaf cat on novocaine could lip-synch better...When [[RuinedFOREVER Christmas was nearly canceled]] because of Mimi’s messy performance of “All I Want For Christmas,” some whores screamed that she really just should’ve lip-synched that shit. And now whores are screaming at her for lip-synching so badly that she made [[Music/BritneySpears Brit Brit]] look like she has her [=PhD=] in lip-synching from [[Series/RuPaulsDragU Drag U.]] What do bitches want from Mimi? Actually, I doubt Mimi gives three queefs. As long as the check clears and the private jet is stocked with champagne and puppies, she no care. Yes, I’m pretty sure Mimi’s rider states that her private jet must be stocked with fresh puppies.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/31/mimi-might-showed-brit-brit-how-a-real-lip-synch-show-is-done-in-jamaica-last-night/ Michael K.]]''', "[[Music/MariahCarey Mimi]] May Have Had Some Lip-Synch Struggles In Jamaica Last Night"

->To show how little the designers cared, losing has Ahnuld appear and saying "[[{{Film/Terminator}} I'll be back.]]" Furthermore, losing all lives has big bad Vilos Cohaagen tell you that "Your game has been terminated." Thank you, Ronny Cox, for throwing out a phrase from the wrong freaking movie.
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge-totalrecall.htm Sotenga]]''' on ''[[Film/TotalRecall1990 Total Recall]]'' by {{Creator/Acclaim}}

->One's heart sinks the moment [[Creator/BandaiEntertainment Bandai]] appears on the screen, given that Bandai's video game division basically spent the NES years releasing an unrelenting torrent of shit upon the world. Their games list is a fucking who's who of games I've previously complained about -- ''Frankenstein: The Monster Returns'', ''Chubby Cherub'', ''Dick Tracy'', ''Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde''... the list does not just go on, it goes on while actively [[SuckinessIsPainful torturing dark recesses of my brain]] with searing memories of playing this shit for half an hour at a stretch. Bandai is, lets face it, a company that exists, at least in NES terms, for the sole and express purpose of releasing crappy games. Actively. As a matter of policy, they clearly prefer to cheaply release shit than work to give the player a remotely entertaining experience.
-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2011/04/in-which-something-finally-snaps.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]''' on Series/GilligansIsland ({{NES}})

->[[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeZV2UXOouwl42Zyohy605yqUF2PgihIO Deep Serpent Assignments]] are not {{Machinima/Team Service Announcement}}s. They are what happens when someone suggests an idea for a Team Service Announcement, but says it in a way that makes me want to do it, but not put any effort into it. So I spend an hour barely animating and mixing together six songs and then slap it on YouTube with a name that voices one of my grievances.
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/user/anangrysockpuppet anangrysockpuppet]]

->Okay... guys... By this point, I knew... The film just gave up. They clearly had no idea what to do, so they just threw in some stupid ideas into the third act, hoping that it would entertain the younger children in the audience... I mean, the rest is just as horrible, but it had SOME idea of pacing... The whole third act seems rubbish, pointless, rushed and uninspired...
-->-- [[http://duckyworth.deviantart.com/journal/Duckyworth-s-Thoughts-Disney-s-The-Wild-2006-351476186 Duckyworth]]s reaction to the climax of Film/{{The Wild}}.


[[folder:Web Video]]

->How did this game come into existence? It..it..it isn't even a game. The only interactivity is moving the bus and honking the horn. It's ''as less of a video game as possible''. Tiger handheld electronic games were more in-depth than this. There's no goal, other than to see how high you can rack up the score. In other words, how long can you hold the D-Pad for? You like that game?! Well you don't even need the game, just the controller and a timer! It'd be more fun to stare at a wall! I have a whole new appreciation for ''[[VideoGame/PennAndTellersSmokeAndMirrors Desert Bus]]''! '''''[[VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing Big Rigs]]''''' is more exciting than ''this'' shit!
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/CrazyBus'' for Sega Genesis


[[folder:Real Life]]

->Stuart's a nice bloke, but when someone comes in who's never seen ''Star Trek'' before, and I say, Well, [[CharacterDerailment my character wouldn't do that]], and he says, I don't care, just do it anyway-- first of all, you wanna [[TalkToTheFist punch his lights out]]. And second of all, he's the director, and you kinda have to do what he says, cuz he just keeps making you do it over and over again.
-->--'''Marina Sirtis''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mltm_-bGcIo on]] director Stuart Baird, ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

->...the people who were responsible for making the aliens look alien, what they'd done was stuck some cotton wool on their faces and dyed it green...I remember when we were doing the press screening at BAFTA and I was sitting next to this woman journalist and she saw this guy's face and she [[{{Narm}} snorted with derisive laughter]]. When we turned up for that day on location and saw those aliens, we were so enraged. Everyone had tried so hard, to the best of their abilities but somebody else had thought well, we can just get away with something. And then that journalist's response, people just can't take it seriously after seeing that. Someone just didn't try.
-->-- '''[[http://doctorwho.org.nz/archive/tsv40/andrewcartmel.html Andrew Cartmel]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS24E3DeltaAndTheBannermen}} Delta and the Bannermen]]