->'''Sam''': A small band of pilgrims sought out a place in the New World where they could worship according to their own beliefs... and solve crimes.\\
'''Toby''': Sam...\\
'''Sam''': It'd be good.
-->-- ''TheWestWing'', "Shibboleth"

->'''Announcer''': A fugitive-semi-aquatic-Special Forces-amateur stage magician, framed for a crime he didn't commit- [[CrossesTheLineTwice the 1865 assasination]] [[TimeTravel of Abraham Lincoln]]- joins forces with a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot rogue-trillionare-inventor-extreme fighting champion from the future]]! Together with the aid of R.I.C.K, their [[CoolCar super-crimefighting-high tech-talking rickshaw]], they'll bring hope, justice, and various degrees of aquaticness to a Tri-State Area in peril!
-->-- The premise of '''Doof n' Puss''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->Look, I'll do my street thing, you do your lab thing, alright? Together, we catch bad guys.
-->--'''Booth''' explaining the show dynamics, ''Series/{{Bones}}''

->''"He's an oversexed flyboy dog-catcher haunted by an iconic dead American confidante. She's a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot disco-crazy communist fairy princess]] prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!"''
->''"He's a deeply religious gay barbarian possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a radical punk mermaid with an EvilTwin sister. They fight crime!"''
-->-- [[http://www.theyfightcrime.org/ TheyFightCrime.org]]
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