-> ''(Neil and Vyvyan are digging a hole by alternating Neil swinging a pickaxe and Vyvyan headbutting the ground.)'' \\
'''Neil:''' ''(stabs Vyvyan in head with a pickaxe)'' Oops, sorry Vyv.\\
'''Vyvyan:''' That's okay Neil. It was bound to happen sooner or later. ''(Collapses.)''

->'''Matchbox prop:''' (Dramatic music sting and zoom) Don't look at me, I'm irrelevant.

->'''Rick:''' (at TV) Shut up you fascist Tories! No one tells me what time to go to bed!\\
'''Man on telly:''' Go to bed, spotty!

->'''Rick:''' Well that'll teach you to mix your drinks.\\
'''Vyvyan:''' I already know how to mix my drinks, Rick!\\
'''Mike:''' Yeah, paint stripper and bleach. Lethal.

->'''Fisher:''' Next Tuesday I'm gonna blow up a panda in Croydon.\\
'''Rick:''' Yeah, right on! Bloody zoos, who needs 'em.\\
'''Fisher:''' No! A police car, you terminal wally!\\
'''Rick:''' What, the pigs?\\
'''Fisher:''' Bastards! If pigs could fly Scotland Yard would be London's third airport.

->'''Rick:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I AM NOT SHOUTING!]] If you want to hear shouting matey, this is it: ''AAAAAAAHHHHH!'' \\
'''Vyvyan:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall It's funny]], but being ill makes me lose [[BlatantLies my usual tolerant and easy-going approach]] towards communal living. ''([[TranquilFury Throws his newly made Molotov cocktail]])''

->''Hey, kids! It doesn't matter what you are--punks, skins, rastas, Mods, Rockers, [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg Keith Chegwin, even]]! Everybody everywhere, stop smoking and pay attention to me! Because if you're a wild-eyed loner at the gates of oblivion, then hitch a ride with us, because we are riding on the last freedom moped out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents what time we're coming home!''
-->--[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGOU0o9K89g Rick]], introducing the Young Ones music video with Music/CliffRichard