->'''Carver:''' I am going to be CARP!\\
'''Tino:''' Did you say Carp?\\
'''Carver:''' [[FunWithAcronyms That stands for what I want to be:]] Cool And Radically Popular.\\
'''Tino:''' It's a good thing you don't want to be Cool, ''Rich'', And Popular.\\
'''Carver:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Why?]]

->'''Carver:''' It's the crazy backwards universe again--\\
'''Tino:''' Where cats chase dogs and sitcoms are funny?