-> ''My kids are just like me, if I had been born attractive!''
-->-- '''Creator/GilbertGottfried'''

-> ''Krew reproduced? Ew! Can you imagine what that tub of jelly must look like?!''
-->-- '''Daxter,''' ''VideoGame/JakX''

-> "Tallulah has [my smirk] a little bit. She looks the most like me, only beautiful."
-->-- '''Creator/BruceWillis'''

-> ''I must confess, young warrior, I am surprised a lug like Bo could sire such a cute daughter. It is fortunate she resembles her mother so much!''
-->-- '''Gor Coron,''' ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess''

-> ''Now this old Pine-bender had a daughter named Perigune, who was no more like him than a fair and tender violet is like the gnarled old oak at whose feet it nestles.''
-->-- '''[[Myth/ClassicalMythology Old Greek Stories]]''' on the contrast between [[SerialKiller Sinis]] and Perigune

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