->''"Once there was an ugly barnacle."''
-->-- '''The opening line of the story.'''

->''"He was so ugly that everyone died."''
-->-- '''The climax of the story.'''

->''"The end."''
-->-- '''The final line of the story.'''

->''"That didn't help at all!"''
-->-- '''SpongeBobSquarePants, on ''The Ugly Barnacle'''''

->''"A Triumph! A cinematic breakfast snack of some kind! It sure was a movie."''
-->-- '''Iphobos on Literature/TheUglyBarnacle and the WikiMagic that made this page of pure win, stolen words from [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]'''

-> "Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called the Ugly Barnacle"
-->-- '''The introduction to the story, as told in the 2000 movie.'''