->"After reading the plot synopsis, I sort of remembered it, but, then again, maybe it just sounded like something else I wrote. After your 50 or 60th one, it's all kind of a blur. But if I had to venture a guess, I'd say I probably did write ''The Tommyknockers''. It sounds like my kind of thing."
-->--''Not actually '''Creator/StephenKing''', from [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-dont-even-remember-writing-the-tommyknockers,10929/ this Onion article]]''