->'''Homer Simpson''': So... How's everyone doing?
->'''Blue Haired Lawyer''': You don't have to answer that.
->'''Lisa Simpson: '''Shut up! All of you! Or I'll sue!
->'''Marge Simpson''': Oh, save it for your next book, you little snitch!
->'''Gloria Allred''': That's assault! That ''is'' assault!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E22BehindTheLaughter Behind the Laughter]]"

->'''Lou''': Here you go, ma'am.
->[escorts Milhouse back into the classroom]
->'''Krabappel''': Mmm. Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run?
->'''Lou''': We got someone on the inside.
->[everyone glares at Martin who laughs sheepishly]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E25SummerOf4Ft2 Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"

->'''Connor''': We haven't really got a system of deciding who, Roc. It's, uh...\\
'''Rocco''': Me! ''Me!'' I'm the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I've got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fucking! I know where they live! We could kill ''everyone!''
-->--''Film/TheBoondockSaints''

->''"In prison, he shared a cell with Carmine Falcone, he learned things and he will testify in exchange for early parole."''
-->--'''Rachel Dawes''' on '''Joe Chill''', ''Film/BatmanBegins''

->'''Brick Top:''' Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya, Gary?\\
'''Gary:''' No, no, I'm not.\\
'''Brick Top:''' However, you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary... All except loyalty.\\
''(Errol, another henchman, zaps Gary in the side with a stun gun, while Liam pulls a plastic bag over his head; Brick Top, meanwhile, eyes Liam and strolls casually past him.)''\\
'''Brick Top:''' You're a ruthless little [[CountryMatters cunt]], Liam, I'll give you that... but I've got no time for grassers.\\
''(Behind him, Errol pulls a plastic bag over Liam's head and drags him to the ground in a suffocated heap.)''
-->-- ''Film/{{Snatch}}''

->''One of these days I'm going to do a psychological study of a stool-pigeon. They're an interesting lot: almost without exception more cowardly even than the ordinary crook, yet they follow the most dangerous calling in the criminal world; for not only is their own world against them, but the detectives who use them seldom hesitate to sacrifice them if anything is gained thereby.''
-->-- '''Creator/DashiellHammett''', ''Black Mask'', June 1924 issue

->''"I'm telling Mrs. Jenkins that Nora talked birthday talk in school and hurt all our feelings!"''
-->-- '''Grace''' to Doris and the Franks, ''[[Creator/RosemaryWells The Secret Birthday]]''
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