->Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless experience proves you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor *is* naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza.
-->-- '''The personal creed of [[{{Daria}} Daria Morgendorffer]]'''

->No, I didn't win. But at least I didn't make any new friendships.
-->-- '''April Ludgate, ''ParksAndRecreation'''''

->''One desperate attempt after another to find something in common with someone else and then cling. "Hey, you have ten fingers, I have ten fingers, let's be friends. We'll make rules and slogans. Then if we find someone with nine fingers, we can beat the crap out of them."''
-->-- '''Georgia Lass''' (on the topic of human contact), ''DeadLikeMe''

->''After all, the fate of the world rests on my pitching... the world sure isn't worth much these days.''
-->-- '''Kyon''' , ''SuzumiyaHaruhi''

->''"I want to believe that cynicism comes from loving the world too much to let it get away with less."''
-->--''Rock, Paper, Cynic'', [[http://rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2009-11-06 this strip]]

->''It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.''
-->-- ''H.L. Mencken''

->''* Fred Phelps''\\
''* The Westboro Baptist Church''
-->-- ''Wiki/RationalWiki'', "A complete list of things Fred Phelps doesn't hate (we think)"
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