-> '''Dan''': You don't need safety goggles.
-> '''Gavin''': I don't want plastic in my eye.
-> [After a rat trap shatters a plastic pen]
-> '''Dan''': Wow it hit me in the shoulder. You were right about needing safety goggles.
-->-- From the mouse trap challenge.

-> '''Gavin''': Do you think that if you [wrapped rubber bands around] a human head, it would eventually cave it in.
-> '''Dan''': Eventually? Yeah.
-->-- From the watermelon vs. rubber bands.

-> '''Dan's Grandfather''': I heard various explosions earlier.
-> '''Dan''': Various explosions. I like that; "various explosions".
-->-- From butane rockets.

-> '''Dan''': Oh, you got paint dripping out of your ass-cheek!
-->-- From paintballs against bare skin.

-> '''Dan''': So if you're out exploring with your [[{{VideoGame/Minecraft}} flint and steel]], just grab the nearest can of petrol and there you go.
-> '''Gavin''': Yeah you really stepped it up a Notch.
-> '''Dan''': [[LamePunReaction *Groan*]]
-->-- From flint and steel

-> '''Gavin''': Okay, how's this for a mental stat: The camera recorded for 5.1 seconds...
-> '''Dan''': Yeah.
-> '''Gavin''': ...and generated ''nineteen and a half hours'' of footage.
-> '''Dan''': ''[pulls a face]'' I think I'm gonna be sick. That's disgraceful.
-> '''Gavin''': Almost a ''day'' of footage.
-> '''Dan''': That's vile.
-> '''Gavin''': Do you think we should just stick it... like, put it on the second channel, as a whole video?
-> ''[Video annotation, linking to said footage: Oh no we didn't]''
-->-- From glass explosion

-> [After Gavin slows footage down to 120,000fps]
-> '''Dan''': Has it stopped?
-->-- From hammer through mirror