-->'''Liz Lemon''': If I have learned anything from my Sims family, when a child doesn't see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop... until he pees himself.\\
''[beat as Liz leaves the room]''\\
'''Jack Donaghy''': ...why don't I have any other friends?\\
-- ''Series/ThirtyRock'', "Mamma Mia"