->Apart from the soul-shattering claim of super-kisses, Silver Age Superman's other supposed powers he made up on the spot include:
-->1. Super-weaving
-->2. Super-ventriloquism
-->3. Super-landscaping
-->4. Super-motherfucking-mathematics
->It's at this point where any rational human being stands up and calls horseshit, but in the pages of Action Comics, rationality is nothing more than a cheap hooker Superman picked up outside a Costco, raped, beat, and left for dead by the side of the road.
->While wearing clown makeup.
->And singing "Goodbye Horses."
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}} on Silver Age {{Franchise/Superman}}'''

->'''Linkara''': "Sage, WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE SILVER AGE! WE PUT ALL THAT BEHIND US! WE PUT OUR FINGERS IN OUR EARS, AND WE PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED! THAT IS THE AGREEMENT!"
-> '''Bennet the Sage''': "Oh come on, it's hilarious! There's this scene in like Superman 235 where he gets spanked..."
-> '''Linkara''': "YES I KNOW! SUPERMAN WAS SPANKED! SUPERBOY WAS SPANKED! BATMAN WAS SPANKED! EVERYBODY WAS SPANKED IN THE SILVER AGE!"
-->-- ''[[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Comic Conventions]]''

->"[[CatchPhrase Great Scott!]] Why is [[IntrepidReporter Jimmy]] [[MrExposition stuffing that volcano crater with a battleship?]] [[NarmCharm What on Earth is his]] '''[[NarmCharm huge, twisted turtle-mind]]''' [[NarmCharm up to?]]"
-->-- '''Superman''', in a moment that perfectly encapsulates the Silver Age: [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever giant monsters]], [[AssPull incomprehensible plots]], and [[SuperDickery dickery]].

->"You see, the Silver Age was kind of insane. And no, I don't hate the Silver Age, I'm just sayin' it like it is. ''The Silver Age was frickin' nuts.''"
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]'''
----