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[[folder: Anime and Manga]]
->"The fact is, [[NotWorthKilling I don't see the point in fighting you any more]]. Your pride is already shot, and in the end I guess that's good enough for me. You were [[SmugSuper so sure of your own power]] that you never imagined anyone in the universe could bring you down... [[FantasticRacism especially a Saiyan.]] Heh. Now you know what failure feels like. See, I don't need to keep fighting you because I've already won. So go crawl off someplace and hide; I don't really ''care''."
-->--'''Goku''' to '''Frieza''', ''Anime/DragonBallKai''

->'''Future Android 18:''' I ''hate'' you!\\
'''Future Trunks:''' You hate the fact that you're powerless to stop me, that you're completely outmatched. Well, imagine feeling the way you do now ''all of the time'', like the people of this planet do. Fools! How do you think my master Gohan felt when you ganged up on him in the rain and he had no way out? Well, now it's ''your'' turn. [[TranquilFury I hope you enjoy it.]]
-->--''Manga/DragonBallZ''

->"Are you trying to lecture me now? Isn't it a bit too late... sensei? You're always too late when it's important. I'm glad that my teacher was the Hokage. It helped me give up on my dream to become the same. [...] You didn't realise it was me despite being my teacher. In the end you're not that great. I pity you. You died a hero and now you're showing your son how shameful your life was. Yes... Hokage look pathetic compared to what I am now."
-->--'''Obito Uchiha''' to '''Minato Namikaze''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->"Why do you look down on us so much? Philosopher's Stones are born from humans and homunculi are born from those stones. But what can be made from homunculi? What do they give birth to? Can a being that can only destroy truly be called a god? You think you're the ultimate being, but you're actually just a dead end."
-->--'''Hohenheim''' to '''Father''', ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->"You're the one who's lying to yourself. You don't wanna accept the truth. Deep down, you know once Sonic is gone, your life will have to go back to the way it was before. Your days of adventure are at an end, boy, just like your friendship with that hyper-annoying hedgehog. All your dreams have been shattered, haven't they? Life is like that, kiddo. Take it from somebody who knows! Whenever you reach too high, life smacks you down! But on the bright side, at least you and I won't have to see each other ever again. "
-->--'''Eggman''' to '''Chris''', ''Anime/{{Sonic X}}''

->"You and I may be nothing alike, but we are both half demons. That means that, in both of us, there is a human heart and a demon heart, Naraku. But you have betrayed that. We were both given the freedom to choose, to follow our human heart or our demon heart, and you chose to live as a demon, ignoring all that was human in you. You chose to hurt others, to curse them with misery and suffering, but your days of hurting my friends are over, you miserable bastard!"
-->--'''Inuyasha''' to '''Naraku''', ''Manga/{{InuYasha}}''

->"No. You're just a murderer, Light Yagami. And this notebook is the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. If you had been a normal person and had used this notebook once out of curiosity, you would have been surprised and scared of what had happened, regretted what you had done, and never used this notebook again. To speak of extremes, I can actually understand those who would use this notebook for their personal interests and kill a couple of people, and even think that they're normal. But you yielded to the power of the notebook and the Shinigami and have [[AGodAmI confused yourself with a god]]. In the end, you're nothing more than a crazy SerialKiller. That's ''all'' you are. Nothing more... and nothing less."
-->--'''Near''' to '''Light Yagami''', ''Manga/DeathNote''

->"You would like me to crack, wouldn't you, Panik? Because it worked for you before: winning through intimidation, not through skill. [...] You ''think'' you're winning, that your tactics are taking me by surprise... But I saw your strategy the minute I saw what kind of man you are! [...] I knew you would use [[DeflectorShields Chaos Shield]]; [[DirtyCoward cowardly bullies like you]] always try to hide behind something! [...] Your whole strategy is nothing ''but'' hiding and cowering!"
-->--'''Yami''' to '''Panik''', ''Anime/YuGiOh''

->"[[KnightTemplar For someone who always talks about justice]], you blindly trusted Ogre and Stylish. [[ObliviouslyEvil You couldn't see that they were evil.]] [[LaughingMad And that twisted laugh of yours...]] It's no different from those evil men. [[YoureInsane You're broken.]]"
-->--'''Mine''' to '''Seryu Ubiquitous''', ''Manga/AkameGaKill''

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[[folder:Comicbooks]]
->"You disappoint me, Corinthian. You and these humans you inspired and created disappoint me. YOU were my masterpiece, or so I thought. A nightmare created to be the darkness, and the fear of darkness in every human heart. A black mirror made to reflect everything about itself that humanity will not confront. But look at you. Forty years walking the earth, honing yourself, infecting others with your joy of death, and what have you given them? What have you wrought, Corinthian? NOTHING! Just something else for people to be scared of, that's all. You've told them that there are bad people out there. And they've known that all along."
-->--'''Morpheus''', ''ComicBook/TheSandman''

->"I asked myself the incredibly ''obvious'' question: why am I so much ''more'' than you? Why are you so ''small'' and I am so much ''more''? I then realized that I am not your servant. I am your king. I am not ''yours''. You -- are mine. To do with what I please. I bring you life, I bring you death, I control everything around you, and everything ''inside'' you. But you choose to live in such shocking contradiction. You fight over sand...You dress as God's servants and rape children, you dress as heroes and you pervert. I'm sick of it. You ''anger'' me. You confuse me. And I will have no more of it. ''No more''. You cannot be trusted to decide for yourselves. I have control over your life. I have control over your existence. I always have. You will live the way I ''want'' you to live. You will be the way I ''want'' you to be. And I will bathe in the blood of those who dare to contradict me."
-->--'''Supershock''', ''Comicbook/{{Powers}}''

->"I've had a bellyful of '''both''' of you! Year in and year out, you bring grief on yourselves! All for the sake of getting rich, staying rich, or getting richer still! You'll never be happy, because you always worry about what you'll do next to complicate your own greedy lives!"
-->--'''DonaldDuck''' to '''[[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge McDuck]]''' and '''Magica De Spell''', ''[[Creator/DonRosa The Treasury of Croesus]]''

->"You want to change the nature of justice in America and you kill a president? What did you think that made you? Two-fisted Super-Jesus for the American Way? It made you Lee Harvey Oswald, you prick. You know what? Lots of people hated UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy. He barely got elected. But Lee Harvey Oswald isn't remembered as an American hero. Just a prick with a gun who killed the president.'' '''That's you now, John.'''"
-->--'''Tom Noir''', ''ComicBook/BlackSummer''

->"Let me EXPLAIN something, Zemo. Let me tell you why [[TheStarscream I undermined your leadership at every turn]]. I've got a pretty simple philosophy of life. You want to hear it? It's this: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Get. CAUGHT!]] Oh, I was stupid at first -- [[SmugSuper I thought my powers made me invincible]]...so I ended up getting a record, getting caught. [[ChronicVillainy I was willing to ride it out, serve my sentence and start anew -- but you press-ganged me into your scheme, and there went that]]. Still, it was a good scheme -- posing as heroes -- and we made it WORK. We had it all -- [[VillainWithGoodPublicity public support, adulation -- the perfect cover to pull any NUMBER of scams]] -- [[NiceJobFixingItVillain and you went and blew it over just ONE!]] ''Who CARES about [[WorldDomination ruling the world]]?! Who wants to do that much '''[[AndThenWhat WORK]]?!''''' [[PragmaticVillainy We could have run this con out for YEARS before it got old!]] But no, [[VillainBall you couldn't be smart]] -- [[ThoseWackyNazis not when you could play Hitler]] like your idiot father!"
-->--'''Moonstone''' to '''Baron Zemo,''' ''{{ComicBook/Thunderbolts}}''

->"I am disappointed, Veidt. Very disappointed. Restructuring myself after the subtraction of my intrinsic field was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Osterman... Did you think it would kill ''me''? I've walked across the sun. I've seen events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you... You are a man. And this world's smartest man means no more to me than does its smartest termite."
-->--'''Dr. Manhattan''' to '''Ozymandias,''' ''Watchmen''

->'''ComicBook/LexLuthor:''' I'm tired of always being right.\\
'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' And what are you right about '''this''' time, Luthor?\\
'''Lex Luthor:''' The fact is, Batman, there wasn't a single occurrence of metahuman violence or extraterrestrial or interdimensional invasion until '''you''' all showed up. And then when we needed you the '''most''', your [[ComicBook/JusticeLeague league]] was infiltrated and manipulated into unleashing these [[EvilCounterpart malevolent doppelgangers]] from beyond. You failed to stop yourselves on every metaphorical and physical level... Which is why '''[[VillainousRescue we're]]''' going to have to do it.
-->--''ComicBook/ForeverEvil''

->"[[FreudianExcuse You weren't bullied]] [[DefiedTrope any more than I was, Angelo]]. You weren't punched or kicked or spat upon any more than me. You were given great powers and you used them to kill people, you little freak. [[BewareTheNiceOnes So like I said,]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown no more chances.]]"
-->--'''ComicBook/SpiderMan''' to '''[[SuperLoser Angelo Fortuna/Venom II]]'''

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[[folder: Fan Fiction]]
->"Go ahead, Trixie. Do your worst. Tell everyone that I’m homeless, I don’t care. I won’t be intimidated by you. [[InsultBackfire Do whatever it is you want to make my life miserable]]. Just remember: I’ve been where you are now. Stealing and blackmailing? That makes you no better than what I was. So take a good, hard look in the mirror before you do what you’re going to do. If you can live with being compared to me, then by all means, rat me out. I’m sure Artemis would be proud."
-->--'''Sunset Shimmer''', ''FanFic/LongRoadToFriendship''

->"Stop. Just stop right there, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia]]. You've embarrassed yourself enough. I let you speak because I was willing to give you a chance to prove me wrong about your relationship with Twilight, but you've done nothing but disappoint me! You haven't told me anything I don't already know, and you clearly can't take a bone when it's thrown at you! Why do you hardly ever see her on your own time anymore? Why does your faith in her seem to be off and on? Why can't you just be open with her? Because you image is more important than anything you care about?! If you do care about her, Celestia, you have a funny way of showing it. You still think that, despite everything, you and Twilight share something special? [[IronicEcho I believe you had some good words of wisdom for this kind of situation. How did they go again? Oh yes, I remember:]]'' [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E25ACanterlotWeddingPart1 You have a lot to think about.]]"
-->--'''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Eggman]]''', ''FanFic/SonicGenerationsFriendshipIsTimeless''

->"You have some nerve to call yourself a teacher. All I see is a demented woman, one with no artistic talent of her own. So she has to take all the artists around her as her own pawns. Simply pathetic."
-->--'''Inner Moka''' to '''Hitomi Ishigami''', ''FanFic/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness Act IV''

->'''Moka:''' You arrested us. You took us away and scheduled us for execution just because we were monsters. We didn't want to cause any trouble. We didn't want anyone to get hurt. We only came to try to help, but you wouldn't listen to us. We didn't want to hurt you yesterday, but you gave us no choice. We had to free ourselves [[MiscarriageOfJustice from being wrongfully imprisoned and accused of being enemies of mankind]]. Yes, we ''did'' harm and even kill some of the [=HDA=] when we broke out of your jail. We didn't want to, but we had to. You wouldn't listen to us. You wouldn't even ''try'' to understand. You just blamed us for everything because we were monsters and you were ''scared!'' We wanted peace with your race, and still do. But tell me honestly, did ''you'' want peace with ''us?'' ''Did'' you? Were you even willing to give us a chance, or does us being monsters [[BlackAndWhiteMorality automatically mean we're the devils?]] We told you that we would [[HunterOfHisOwnKind deal with monsters that were out of line]], just as you deal with your own kind who cause trouble in your world, but the moment a monster acts out, you ''all'' jump to the notion of war! We risked out lives to help save you, to save ''all'' of you, and [[UngratefulBastard you]] ''[[UngratefulBastard still]]'' [[UngratefulBastard think we're nothing but horrible monsters]]! We exposed ourselves to you, told you ''everything'' you wanted to know about us. We wanted to live in peace with you! But the ''second'' a rogue monster causes a scene you [[AggressiveCategorism blame]] ''[[AggressiveCategorism all]]'' [[AggressiveCategorism of us]]! You're unbelievable! We put an end to Fairy Tale! We stopped [[EldritchAbomination Alucard]]! We killed those that destroyed your school and city! My friend here even just shot that massive demon out of the sky by means that I can't even begin to fathom? What do we have to do to prove to you that we aren't evil?!\\
'''Render:''' You know what? I ''was'' going to say sorry about having to kill some of your comrades the other day. I mean, hey, I didn't want to dice them into pieces. They were just trying to kill me and my smoking hot girlfriend, so of course I wasn't going to take that lying down. But it's obvious that none of you are sorry about the way you've been treating us or are even willing to listen to us. Our friend here just obliterated that demon above for you and you're aiming your guns at her again. The hell kind of manners is that?\\
'''Mizore:''' [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters You people are more of monsters than we are.]] You won't even give us a chance just because we're different; [[VanHelsingHateCrimes you think we're all the same]]. I could have used lethal force earlier while trying to help my friends escape the ''real'' evil monsters that were here when your police tried to shoot us. They didn't even ask questions or try to detain us; they tried to kill us on sight. But I didn't kill them. They're alive, and aside from having a few bruises, they'll be just fine.\\
'''Leon:''' We stopped the monsters who were running around here causing havoc, but I guess that means nothing to you, does it?\\
'''Akasha:''' I put an end to several large demons in your city, and ''this'' is the thanks I get? I see mankind's manners haven't changed in all these years.\\
'''Moka:''' The [=HDA=] has been nothing but a barrier in any efforts to forming peace with you people; they treat ''all'' monsters as absolute evils regardless of their nature. I've laid my life on the line for your kind, and this is what I get for it, a gun to my face and accusations of being a plague in your world. I value life, no matter what it may be. Do you? We put a stop to the monster attack in your home. We tried to save as many lives as we could. We've ''begged'' you to listen and allow us the chance to explain what happened, yet you ''still'' point that thing at me. You want to kill me just because I'm a monster? Can there really be no peace between our worlds? If so, [[PleaseKillMeIfItSatisfiesYou then go ahead and shoot]]. You won't get an easier shot than this. Just remember that we're willing to give peace a chance, but this monster in the darkness, the one that has attacked ''both'' our worlds in his quest for total domination... he will ''not'' be so merciful as to give you a similar chance.
-->--''FanFic/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness Act VI''

->"All you seek is power, Veran. You steal raw power to use as your own and then [[ForTheEvulz reap the harvest of the destruction you sow with it]]. You say that you sought to [[WellIntentionedExtremist avenge your fallen people]], but in reality all you want is to satisfy your own bloodlust! You claim to be the queen of shadows, but you're really just a monster that crawled forth from them!"
-->--'''Princess Zelda''', ''[[FanFic/BoundDestiniesTrilogy Wisdom and Courage]]''

->'''Hitomi:''' Brother, Sean was right! [[TheNeidermeyer You can't lead! Every time you try to lead, you panic and things just get worse!]] Not only that, you're a [[ItsAllAboutMe selfish]] [[{{Jerkass}} jerk]]!\\
'''Daisuke:''' Hitomi! What has gotten into you?\\
'''Hitomi:''' I've seen what Sean was talking about! I wish I had never followed you!\\
'''Daisuke:''' Hitomi, this is crazy talk! What's going on? Listen to me. You're coming with me!\\
'''Hitomi:''' [[ShutUpHannibal No, you listen to me!]] I'm tired of you always telling me what to do! I don't care about family loyalty anymore, I want to be like [[ActionGirl Maria]] and be my own, independent woman! For once, I am not going to do what you tell me! We should never have split with the others! We need them!\\
'''Daisuke:''' We don't need them! If we need them, then [[UsefulNotes/MisplacedNationalism our dignity as Japanese citizens is gone!]]\\
'''Hitomi:''' DON'T BRING [[UsefulNotes/MisplacedNationalism NATIONALISM]] INTO THIS! Nationalism has no place here! The Zordonians are a bigger threat than "Japanese dignity" or whatever you're talking about!\\
'''Daisuke:''' Hitomi, what are you—\\
'''Hitomi:''' I don't want to be part of something if I can't be with my friends! Sean, Kevin and Maria were my friends! And you took that away! I know this is going to sound wrong but... I HATE YOU! YOU'RE A SELFISH, SPOILED, JERK! Your selfishness nearly got us killed, could have killed Sean, Kevin and Maria, and possibly doomed the planet!
-->--''FanFic/PowerRangersGPX''

->'''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Azulon]]''': ''Sit back down!'' Tell me that you were ''not'' actually going to go and ''do it!'' Kill ''your own son?'' \\
'''Ozai''': [[BlatantLies ...No.]]\\
'''Azulon''': [[{{Angrish}} Just--what--gah--what the--]]''[[{{Angrish}} AAAGGH!]]''\\
'''Ozai''': What did you want, Father?\\
'''Azulon''': I wanted you to beg and grovel for your son's life, to ask me to take yours instead if I was so pissed, to challenge me to an Agni Kai, to panic, to try to kill me before word could leave this room -- ''something a human being would have done when his children were threatened!'' I have no idea what happened to turn you into a monster, and that's probably my fault for never being around, [[IHaveNoSon but you are no longer my son]]. You will leave my house, leave your family, just... leave. I'll give you a week before I tell anyone you've been banished; that ought to give you enough time to get clear of the Fire Nation before people start looking at you and whispering. Perhaps when Iroh gets back, he can fix whatever the hell it is you've been doing to Azula. [[GetOut Get out of my sight]]; you sicken me.
-->-- [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6244465/1/Sins_of_the_Fathers Sins of the Fathers]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Film]]
->"Ms. Stern, I'm sick of coming to your class three days a week, and being told that my gender is responsible for all the problems in the world. And you leave us no room for question! I think part of the problem is feminists. There are just too many 'ists in the world: feminists, chauvinists, capitalists, communists, racists, sexists... these are all groups that fight each other, instead of trying to understand each other. I think the only 'ists there should be are ''Humanists!''
-->--'''Matt''', ''Film/OneHundredGirls''

->"Mr Madison, that was the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point during your rambling, incoherent response were you anywhere close to what could be considered a rational human thought. Everyone here is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
-->--''Film/BillyMadison''

->"There's a problem: I don't like you. I never have, and I probably never will. You're a smug, unhappy little man who treats people like they're idiots."
-->--'''Client''' to '''Richard Hayden''', ''Film/TommyBoy''

->"Rick, I want to cut through the BS. I think you're an asshole. No, let me correct that: an immature asshole. Which is fine, except you're marrying my daughter, and I'm afraid my grandchildren are going to be little assholes. First, you're a slob. You dress like a bum. Second, you're unmotivated. You have no self-esteem, no thought about the future. You're inconsiderate. You're insensitive. You're insincere. And you're irresponsible, a show-off. You're vulgar. You're inappropriate. You're unrefined. You're obnoxious."
-->--'''Ed Thompson''', ''Film/BachelorParty''

->"My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head!"
-->--'''Columbia''', ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow''

->"(about America) Against it? I should be positively astounded to hear of anything that could be said FOR it! Why, the whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy in the whole history of civilization! Look at yourself, and the way your wife and her strumpet of a mother push you through the hoop! As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated. They're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis, while their women sit under hairdryers, eating chocolates and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day! And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms! In all my time in this wretched godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms! Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything! I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight!"
-->--'''J. Algernon Hawthorne''', ''ItsAMadMadMadMadWorld''

->"You haven't thought about your lady-friend down at the D.A.'s office. You haven't thought about your old butler. Bang! People from your world have so much to lose. Now, you think because your mommy and your daddy got shot, you know about the ugly side of life, but you don't. You've never tasted desperate. You're Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham -- you'd have to go a thousand miles to meet someone who didn't know your name. So don't come down here with your anger trying to prove something to yourself. This is a world you'll never understand, and you always fear what you don't understand."
-->--'''Carmine Falcone''', ''Film/BatmanBegins''

->"Let's cut the shit. It is directly your fault. You destroyed my boat! You beat me up in your sleep! And worst of all, you made Nancy and I resent each other! It is absolutely 150% your fault!"
-->--'''Dr. Robert Doback''', ''Film/StepBrothers''

->"I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay? If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch."
-->--'''Greg Focker''', ''Film/MeetTheParents''

->"Hey would you turn down the music for a second? WOULD YOU TURN DOWN THE FUCKING MUSIC? JESUS! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! I HAVE BEEN HERE ALL GODDAMN DAY AND YOU HAVEN'T LET ME SAY ONE THING! NONE OF YOU! Oh no asshole you shut the fuck up now, its my turn to talk! You're all fucked in the head! All of you! I mean you, change your fucking tampon and have another drink you crazy fucking bitch! And you, 'Waaa, I don’t know what to be when I grow up', Join the fucking army or something, goddamn! And you…you know what? You're too easy! Oh and you, whining ALL GODDAMN DAY about Dean! You’re hot! Quit acting so fucking pathetic! And you…FUCK YOU MONTY! ALWAYS GOTTA BE RIGHT WITH YOUR LITTLE QUIPS! We get it man, you're fucking edgy and cool, yeah, you're the COOLEST FUCKING GUY AT SHENANIGANZ! WHEEEEW! That’s like being the smartest kid with Down Syndrome! Oh yea why aren’t you in jail? You know what, fuck this, you all suck, I quit! Oh yeah. There is one more thing. You. you are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant and I hope you burn in hell!"
-->--'''Mitch''', ''Film/{{Waiting}}''

->"Thor...Odinson...you have disobeyed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms; unworthy of your title; YOU ARE UNWORTHY...of the loved ones you have betrayed. I now take from you your power! In the name of my father, and his father before -- I, Odin Allfather, CAST YOU OUT!"
-->--'''Odin''', ''Film/{{Thor}}''

->"WRONG, sir, WRONG. Under section 37B of the contract '''signed by him''', it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera, "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera, "Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's ALL there, black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... '''NOTHING!''' You '''LOSE!''' GOOD DAY, SIR!"
-->--'''Willy Wonka''', ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory''

->"[Y]ou think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer -- pathetic! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code... something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away. I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And when he wakes, he'll have just enough time to see his good work, and when he screams, I'll split his skull! THIS IS MY BARGAIN, YOU MEWLING QUIM!"
-->--'''Loki''', ''Film/TheAvengers2012''

->"I ain't out there serial fornicating, trying to float my liver, drinking myself silly, cuz I can't stand what a piece of shit I am... You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly."
-->--'''Marcus''', ''Film/BadSanta''

->'''Blake:''' You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them! You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you ''are'' shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out!\\
'''Levene:''' The leads are weak.\\
'''Blake:''' "The leads are weak"? ''Fucking leads are weak?'' '''You're weak.'''
-->--''Film/GlengarryGlenRoss''

->"There's plenty you can do, but YOU won't do it, and do YOU know why? BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BALLS! And your fathers had no balls. You were all a product of generations of ball-less men who were either too weak or too frightened to stand up and take what's theirs. And one day you will pass on your empty shriveled sacks to your own pitiful offspring!"
-->--'''David Harken''', ''Film/HorribleBosses'' ''2''

->"Imagination is what protects us. It's what keeps us alive. You're still living, but less and less. Inside, you own this place. You run things. You're the king. But look around you, what do you see? It's all pretend. It's all made up. You own nothing. Nothing except sorrows and bars and rusty metal staircases. You'll never live, because outside you don't exist. No one will remember you. No one."
-->--'''Frank Perry''', ''Film/TheEscapist''

->"So that was [[spoiler:Mrs. Lundegaard]] on the floor in there. And I guess that was [[spoiler:your accomplice]] in the wood-chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. [[GoodCannotComprehendEvil Well, I just don't understand it]]."
-->--'''Marge Gunderson''' to '''Gaear Grimsrud''', ''Film/{{Fargo}}''

->"Wrong! You were completely wrong! Not right in any way, shape, or form! Just Queen Wrong of the Bastard Fucking Wrong People! That's my opinion, Molly, and [[IronicEcho if there is another side]], I can't bloody see it!"
-->--'''Janine''', ''Film/{{Crush}}''

->"And what are you? So full of hate you just want to go out and fight everybody, 'cause you've been whipped and chased by hounds. Well that might not be livin', but it sure as hell ain't dyin'. And dyin's what these white boys been doin' for going on three years now. Dyin' by the thousands, dyin' for YOU, fool! I know 'cause I dug their graves. And all the time I'm diggin', I'm askin' myself, 'when, O Lord, when's gonna be our time?' The time's comin' when we all gonna hafta ante up and kick in like men, LIKE MEN! You watch who you callin' nigger. If there's any niggers 'round here, it's YOU! Smart-mouthed, stupid-ass, swamp-runnin' nigger! And if you ain't careful, that's all you ever gonna be!"
-->--'''Sgt. Rawlins''' to '''Trip''', ''Film/{{Glory}}''

->'''Jessep:''' You want answers?\\
'''Kaffee:''' I think I'm entitled.\\
'''Jessep:''' You want answers?\\
'''Kaffee:''' I want the ''truth''!\\
'''Jessep:''' ''You can't '''handle''' the truth!'' Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it, you? You, Lieutenant Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You ''weep'' for Santiago and you ''curse'' the Marines! You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know! That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives! And my existence, while grotesque, and incomprehensible to you, ''saves lives''! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you ''want'' me on that wall! You ''need'' me on that wall! We use words like 'Honor,' 'Code,' 'Loyalty!' We use these words as the backbone of a life spent ''defending'' something. You use them as a ''punchline!'' I have neither the time, nor the inclination, to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then ''questions'' the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said 'Thank you', and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand at post! Either way, I don't give a ''damn'' what you think you are entitled to!
-->--''Film/AFewGoodMen''

->"Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. "I'm not even supposed to be here today." You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs. You—You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, God forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion what are we doing working here?"]]
-->--'''Randal''' to '''Dante''' at the end of ''Film/{{Clerks}}''

->"So that's the way you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I though you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back... the only person who'd take a bullet for me, 'cause I assumed you felt the same way I feel about you. Then, all of a sudden, one day, you're like, "I'm moving. Bye." Do you know what that's been like for me? I'm looking at a future that just sucks, because you're not gonna be in it anymore. And you're not even throwing me over for a life that means something to you. It's just a stupid, hollow existence you think you should embrace because you're getting old or something, because it's the kind of life everyone else goes after. You're a fucking drone, dude. ... But now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest of my life? I mean, shit, really wish you would've told me this when I first met you, that one day you were gonna bail on our friendship, because if I had known you were just gonna flake on me a few decades later... I wouldn't have bothered with your ass in the first place. ... Oh, then, man, you must love this guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met. The dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I got to go to Florida 'cause that's what's expected of me." And the fuckin' insane part is, he ain't even that crazy about the chick he's marrying in Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about, and even Anne fuckin' Frank could see she's nuts about him. God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into. Not to mention the fact that she's carrying your hideous fucking CHUD of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep, and live life the way it makes sense for you, you fucking ass!"
-->--'''Randal''' to '''Dante''' at the end of ''Film/ClerksII''

->"Yogi, that's the problem, all the thinking. Hey, you know what would be great? If you ''didn't'' think. If you could just be a regular bear. You know — sit in the woods minding his own business. But nope, you're different, you're smart, and you have to spend your days being selfish and destructive while everyone else pays the price. I'm sure it's never been enough screwing up my life. This time, you had to go down and destroy this whole park. So tell me, Yogi. How smart are you ''now?''"
-->--'''Ranger Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/YogiBear''

->'''Juror #11:''' What kind of a man are you? You have sat here and voted guilty with everyone else, because there are some baseball tickets burning a hole in your pocket. Now you have changed your vote because you say you're sick of all the talking? Who tells you that you have the right to play like this with a man's life? Don't you care?\\
'''Juror #7:''' Now, wait a minute. You can't talk that like that to me.\\
'''Juror #11:''' I ''can'' talk like that to you! If you want to vote not guilty, do it because you are convinced he is not guilty, not because you've had enough. And if you think he is guilty, then vote that way. Or don't you have the guts to do what you think is right?
-->--''Film/TwelveAngryMen''

->'''Ms. Levias:''' You're an egomanical windbag.\\
'''Mr. Clark:''' Who are you talking to?\\
'''Ms. Levias:''' I'm talking to you. You like to whip people who can't fight back. I thought I could take it because I had a father in the same kind of vein that makes you such a bastard, but I was wrong. Life's too short. I will not endure you any longer!\\
'''Mr. Clark:''' You won't endure ME?\\
'''Ms. Levias:''' The only reason I haven't walked out and half the staff along with me is because those children need us here.\\
'''Mr. Clark:''' Oh, the children need you?\\
'''Ms. Levias:''' You're so busy talking discipline, you forget to educate!\\
'''Mr. Clark:''' Is that so? Then what the hell do you think I've been doing all this time?\\
'''Ms. Levias:''' So you cleaned it up. That was the easy part.\\
'''Mr. Clark:''' That's the easy part?\\
'''Ms. Levias:''' Those children want to be helped. They have worked their hearts out for you, Joe. Done everything we've asked them, believed what we told them. But I feel sorry for them. They're not ready to take that test!\\
'''Mr. Clark:''' What the hell are you talking about? I have done everything --\\
'''Ms. Levias:''' I! I! It it always I! There are 300 teachers on the faculty here! You do NOT do it all alone!\\
'''Mr. Clark:''' I don't have to stand here and listen to these accusations.\\
'''Ms. Levias:''' You WILL listen! You will stand there and you will listen!\\
'''Mr. Clark:''' All right, Ms. Levias. All right, go ahead and talk.\\
'''Ms. Levias:''' For the past seven months, you've been flapping your mouth and you haven't heard a thing. You haven't even seen what's painfully obvious.\\
'''Mr. Clark:''' I'll tell you what I DO see, lady --\\
'''Ms. Levias:''' NO! I'M talking now! Let me finish! Everybody here may not like you as a person, but we all applaud your effort. But what you don't understand is that the same people who support you are the ones that you're beating up! You don't even take the time to say, "Thank You", "Job Well Done", nothing. You just step in their necks, constantly abuse them, criticize them.\\
'''Mr. Clark:''' Ms. Levias, what do you want from me? What the HELL do you want?!\\
'''Ms. Levias:''' I want you to get this straight. Most of the teachers that are here are here because they care about those children out there, this school, this fight. They are in it with you. They take it home at night the same as you. They are part of those children's lives. You are thoughtless and cruel. And it hurts. And none of them deserve it. They are sick of it and so am I.
-->--''Film/LeanOnMe''

->"You're a pest. A menace. A selfish, spoiled little boy and I've no use for you. You took something from me that I can never get back, something that means more to me than ''you'' ever will. You understand? [[PersonaNonGrata I don't want to see you, I don't want to know you]]. [[GetOut Get out of my way.]]"
-->--'''George Wilson''' to '''Dennis Mitchell''', ''Film/DennisTheMenace''

->"I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream--and I hope you don't find this too crazy--is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" [[AndThatsTerrible That would be bad]]."
-->--'''C.D. "Charlie" Bales''', ''Roxanne''

-> ''Just imagine, if you glimpsed the future, were frightened by what you saw, what would you do with that information? Would you go to...politicians, captains of industry? And how would you convince them? With data, facts? Good luck. The only facts they won't challenge are the ones that keep the wheels greased and the dollars rolling in. Now what if, what if there was a way of skipping the middleman, and putting the critical news directly into everyone's head? The probability of widespread annihilation kept going up. The only way to stop it is to show it, and to scare people straight. Because what reasonable human being wouldn't be galvanized over by the potential destruction of anything they've ever known or loved? To save civilization...I would show it's collapse. How do you think this vision was received? How do you think people responded to the prospect of imminent doom? They gobbled it up, like a chocolate eclaire. They didn't fear their demise, they repackaged it! It can be enjoyed as video games, as TV shows, books, movies. The entire world, wholeheartedly embraced the apocalypse. They sprinted towards it with gleeful abandon. Meanwhile, your Earth was crumbling, all around you. You've got simultaneous epidemics of obesity and starvation! Explain that one. Bees, butterflies start to disappear. The glaciers melt, algae blooms. All around you, the coal mine canaries are dropping dead, and you won't take the hint! In every moment, there is the possibility of a better future, but you people won't believe it! And because you won't believe it, you won't do what is necessary to make it a reality. So you dwell on this terrible future, and you resign yourselves to it. And for one reason; because that future doesn't ask anything of you, TODAY. So yes, we saw the iceberg, we warned the Titanic. But you all just steered for it anyway. Full steam ahead. Why? Because you want to sink. You gave up."
-->--'''Governor Nix''', ''Film/{{Tomorrowland}}''

-> '''Hector''': Do you know what you've done? Do you know how many years our father worked for peace?
-> '''Paris''': I love her.
-> '''Hector''': Oh, it's all a game to you, isn't it? You roam from town to town, bedding merchants' wives and temple maids and you think you know something about love? What about your father's love? You spat on him when you brought her onboard this ship! What about the love for your country? You'd let Troy burn for this woman?! I will NOT let you start a war for her!
-> '''Paris''': What you say is true, I've wronged you. I've wronged our father. If you want to take Helen back to Sparta, so be it... but I go with her.
-> '''Hector''': To Sparta, they'll kill you!
-> '''Paris''': Then I'll die fighting.
-> '''Hector''': Oh, and that's sounds heroic to you, to die fighting? Have you ever killed a man?
-> '''Paris''': No.
-> '''Hector''': Ever seen a man die in combat?
-> '''Paris''': No.
-> '''Hector''': I've killed men. I've heard them dying, I've watched them dying and there's nothing glorious about it! Nothing poetic! You say you're willing to die for love, but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!
-> '''Paris''': All the same, I go with her. I won't ask you to fight my war.
-> '''Hector''': You already have.
-->--''Film/{{Troy}}''

->'''Rattlesnake Jake''': I hear you been tellin' about how you killed all them Jenkins brothers. With one bullet, wasn't it? Ain't that right? All these good folks here believe your little stories, don't they? Why, they believe you're just a stone killer, don't they? Seems these folks trust you. They think you're gonna save their little town. They think you're gonna save their little souls! ''[Turns to Beans and licks her cheek before turning back to Rango]'' But we know better, don't we? So why don't you show your friends what you're made of? Show 'em who you really are? ''[pulls out gun]'' Why don't you pull your gun and shoot me? ''[Empties out bullets]'' But of course you won't need all of these. [[MeaningfulEcho Just one]], right? ''[gives Rango the gun and points it in his face]'' Go head, hero. Pull the trigger. ''[Rango doesn't shoot]'' You got killer in your eyes, son? ... I don't see it. ''[Rango lowers his gun]'' You didn't do any of them things you said, did you? You didn't kill them Jenkins Brothers. You ain't even from the West! Are you?! ''[Rango doesn't speak]'' Say it!
->'''Rango''': ''[whispers]'' No.
->'''Jake''': Oh, speak up! I don't think your friends here heard you.
->'''Rango''': No.
->'''Jake''': All you've done is lie to these good people. You ain't nothing but a fake and a coward. Isn't that right?
->'''Rango''': ''[softly]'' Yes.
->'''Rattlesnake Jake''': LOUDER!
->'''Rango''': ''[Clearly]'' Yes.
->'''Jake''': ''[slithers around Rango]'' Listen close, you pathetic fraud. This is my town now. If I ever see you again, I will take your soul straight down to HELL!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rango}}''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
->"Do you know why [Franchise/{{Batman}} and Franchise/{{Robin}}] [[HoYay fuck]] each other? [...] "Because they can't fuck themselves, like you can."
-->--'''George Deasey''', ''Literature/TheAmazingAdventuresOfKavalierAndClay''

->"Now, as you already know, the wizard Lord Voldemort has returned to this country. The wizarding community is currently in a state of open warfare. Harry, whom Lord Voldemort has already attempted to kill on a number of occasions, is in even greater danger now than the day when I left him upon your doorstep 15 years ago, with a letter explaining about his parents' murder and expressing the hope that you would care for him as though he were your own. You did not do as I asked. You have never treated Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage that you have inflicted upon the [[SpoiledBrat unfortunate boy]] sitting between you."
-->--'''Albus Dumbledore''' to '''The Dursleys''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''

->'''[[TheCommissionerGordon Piggot]]:''' And when you subtract the blood you’ve spilled and the pain you’ve caused, have you really done that much more, [[VillainProtagonist Skitter]]? That’s oversimplifying, obviously. Right and wrong aren’t a matter of adding the good deeds and subtracting the bad. I presume you’ve been paying for the supplies and materials you’ve been importing to your territory with your own money? You’ve been paying your people, I know.\\
'''Skitter:''' Yeah.\\
'''Piggot:''' How much damage was done in the course of earning that money? I see the repercussions you don’t. Things pass my desk: hospital bills, property damage, psychiatrist’s notes. People lose their jobs, lose precious belongings. Parents are woken in the middle of the night because their children are seriously injured. I see the details from detectives in narcotics who track the drug trade-\\
'''Skitter:''' I-\\
'''Piggot:''' I ''know'' you don’t sell drugs, Skitter. But you’re interacting with people who do. If you buy a favor from someone who does, the Merchants, Coil, the Chosen, then you’re indirectly supporting that trade. Just like you’re supporting any number of evils every time you help a fellow villain. I’ve talked to homicide detectives who have dealt with the bodies in the wake of your shenanigans.\\
'''Skitter:''' We don't kill.\\
'''Piggot:''' People die when you start feuds. [[MadBomber Bakuda]] was injured by you in one altercation, and she attacked the city over the course of several days. Do you know how many people were harmed, then? Because you set her off? I could show you photos. People with flesh melted off, frozen, burned, turned to glass. When I don’t see these things in person, I see them on my desk, in high-definition glossy photos. I could arrange for you to see the photos if you don’t believe me, or if you want to see the damage you’ve done for yourself.\\
'''Skitter:''' No. I don’t need to see them.\\
'''Piggot:''' Why is that, Skitter? Are you afraid facing that reality would shatter this nice little delusion you’re living under?\\
'''Skitter:''' I’m not to blame for whatever crimes Bakuda committed.\\
'''Piggot:''' You played a role.\\
'''Skitter:''' Anything she did is on her head, just like anything the Nine did is on ''them''.\\
'''Piggot:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Where do you draw the line? When do you start taking responsibility? Or will you explain away every evil you’ve done and count only the actions you want]]?
-->--''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->"See, there’s one thing that’s really grating with you heroes. You keep saying '''sorry'''. Oh, you guys are '''sorry''' your top members were kidnapping people and turning them into freaks. You guys are '''sorry''' that some of your members bought their powers. You’re '''sorry''' that your bosses crossed a line, trying to drop bombs on our team members after we did the grunt work of facing the Slaughterhouse Nine. You’re '''sorry''' that you went to such extremes to rehabilitate your group's sociopath that you let her get away scott-free with the abuse she was inflicting on a bystander. But you don’t change. You don’t '''do''' anything about it.''
-->--'''[[VillainProtagonist Skitter]]''' to [[HeroAntagonist Miss Militia]], ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->"You have no understanding of the warrior code at all. What you've done here proves it. You've risked the lives of young kits... by leaving them alone here. Anything could have happened to them. They could have been lost. They could have died. My kits could have '''died'''. But you didn't just betray me. You betrayed the entire Clan. You did all this...and you never considered how it would make any of us feel. The Clan is a family, Sol. A community. And you're incapable of thinking about anyone but yourself. I banish you from [=SkyClan=]. You've betrayed my trust, betrayed the warrior code...betrayed everything I thought you believed in."
-->--'''Leafstar''', ''Literature/WarriorCats: After The Flood''

->"Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees; hypocrites all! You are like whited sepulchers, all clean and bare without, but within, full of dead men's bones and all corruption! Blind guides! You strain at a gnat and swallow a camel!"
-->--'''[[Literature/TheBible Jesus]]''', ''Series/JesusOfNazareth''

->"I'm impressed that you think so highly of the Pack. But the truth is, a dog never changes. I've been around long enough to know that. Look at you -- you're a Lone Dog; it's in your blood. Your Lone Dog nature will always get the better of you. First you joined the Leashed Dogs, then the Wild Pack. Now you have taken it upon yourself to foster the Fierce Dogs. I doubt your commitment will last. I'll wake up one morning to discover you've deserted the Pack, including your precious Fierce Dogs. We'll be left to pick up the pieces."
-->--'''Alpha''' to Lucky, ''Literature/{{Survivors}}'': "Darkness Falls"

->"You disgust me! You despicable traitor. You turned on your own Pack after they mourned for you, taking you for dead! Dishonorable beast! Even now, you show contempt for the laws of the Spirit Dogs!"
-->--'''Lucky''' to [[spoiler:Alpha]], ''Literature/{{Survivors}}'': "The Endless Lake"


->"Is that the best you've got? Babies crying and ghosts whispering lies from beyond the grave? The Dark Lord of the Sith ''I'' knew would have been ashamed to use such tactics. ... Ysanne Isard would've had you analyzed, digitized, and discarded without a second thought, and she wasn't even Force-sensitive. Darth Vader would've found you amusingly quaint, and the Emperor... Well, the Emperor actually ''succeeded'' in destroying the Jedi, so he'd see you as the very definition of failure!"
-->--'''Mara Jade''' to Sith Lord '''Exar Kun''', ''[[Literature/JediAcademyTrilogy I, Jedi]]''

->"You are a father yourself, [[APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil Morgan]] -- [[ConsummateLiar the father of lies]]. And you do it so much that you start [[BelievingTheirOwnLies believing them yourself]]!"
-->--'''Thomas Ward''' to '''Morgan''', ''Literature/TheWardstoneChronicles''

->"You can't just go around killing people!"\\
"Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm.\\
"What?" snapped Moist. "I do not! Who told you that?"\\
"I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People," said the golem calmly.\\
"I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be–– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!"\\
"No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipwig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipwig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.”''
-->--''Discworld/GoingPostal''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->"Have you ever stopped to think that these delusions that you're special aren't real? That maybe there's nothing important about you at all? Maybe you are just a lonely old man that crashed on an Island. That's it."
-->--'''Jack Shephard''', ''Series/{{LOST}}'', "The Life & Death of Jeremy Bentham"

->"Do you want to know what he was thinking while you choked the life out of him, Benjamin? What the last thought that ran through his head was? "I don't understand." Isn't that just the saddest thing you've ever heard? But it's fitting in a way because when John first came to the island, he was a very sad man. A victim shouting at the world for being told what he couldn't do, even though they were right. He was weak and pathetic, and irreparably broken, but despite all of that, there was something admirable about him. He was the only one of them who didn't want to leave. The only one who realized how pitiful the life he left behind actually was."
-->--'''The Man in Black''', ''Series/{{LOST}}'', "LAX"

->"Can't we talk about something interesting? Me for instance. I'm interesting. [...] For starters, Norah left me. Actually, she threw my stuff out onto the street, got a restraining order on me, notified the neighbors and called my boss. "Hey, Scumbag. Don't bother coming in. We'll mail you your last check." So in one fell swoop, as it were, I lost my girlfriend, my livelihood and my place to live. I thought it was going to be different this time. Frankly, I blame you. [...] You grind up the innocent with the guilty! [...] "I was just doing my job. I was just following orders." Blonde. Nazi. BITCH! You get in there with your big boots and you kick it all apart and you don't care who you hurt! Whose life you destroy in the process! [...] You going to shoot me? Would that help you forget how completely you screwed my life up? Would you sleep better at night? Maybe I should just save you the trouble and blow my own brains out. What do you think? [...] I am talking to somebody. I'm talking to you. So how about this? If I do decide to kill myself, I'm going to come over to your house and blow my brains out right on your front lawn. As a gift to you and everything you stand for. How does that work for you?"
-->--'''Leo Finley''', ''Series/CSICrimeSceneInvestigation'', "A Thousand Days on Earth"

->"I saved you. I didn't forget while you had us playing farmer. I still know how to survive. Lucky for us. I don't need you anymore. I don't need you to protect me anymore. I can take care of myself. You probably can't even protect me anyways. You couldn't protect Judith. You couldn't protect Hershel or Glenn or Maggie, Michonne, Daryl, ''or Mom''. You just wanted to plant vegetables. You just wanted to hide. He knew where we were and you didn't care! You just hid behind those fences and waited for him. They're all gone now. Because of you! They counted on you! You were their leader! But now you're nothing. I'd be fine if you died."
-->--'''Carl Grimes''', ''Series/TheWalkingDead'', "After"

->"[[BlatantLies Hate to break it to you]], [[RestrainingBolt O Impotent One]], but you're not the BigBad anymore. You're not even the Kinda Naughty! You're nothing but a waste of space -- ''my'' space! And as much as I always got a big laugh watching Buffy kick your shiny white bum and as much as I know I can give you a little bum-kicking myself right now, I'm here to tell you something: [[NotWorthKilling you're not even worth it]]."
-->--'''Xander''' taunting Spike, ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->"But this is the truth, [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor]]. You take ordinary people and you make them weapons. Behold your Children of Time transformed into murderers. I made the Daleks, Doctor. You made this […] How many more? Just think--how ''many'' have died in your name? […] The Doctor. The man who keeps running, never looking back because he dare not, out of shame. This is my final victory, Doctor. I have shown you yourself."
-->--'''Davros''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Journey's End"

->"You know what it's dangerous about you? It's not that you make people take risks, it's that you make them want to impress you. You make it so they don't want to let you down. You have no idea how dangerous you make people to themselves when you're around.
-->--'''Rory''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Vampires of Venice"

->'''Keats:''' You think you're so special. So clever. So needed. So damned right. You fooled everyone into believing in you. And I have the horrible, unpopular job of showing the world what you really are. The things you've done? Oh, they won't want to believe it. Because they love you. They think they know you, and they'll hate me for it. But in the end, they will see. As sad as it will be for them, they will see. I know what you did, three years ago. I know.\\
'''Gene:''' So you're gonna bring me down? Why're you telling me that?\\
'''Keats:''' See, that's what's ironic. You can't leave here, no matter what happens. This place defines you, which means you're going to have to sit here and watch me close your little kingdom forever. And you're left with a scrap heap. I just hope I can help Alex before it's too late.
-->--''Series/AshesToAshes''

->"You know, I sometimes wonder why I do this job. And then I come across someone like you. I mean, we're living in such evil times, when the whole world seems to be sinking into some sort of mire. And as if Hitler wasn't enough, we've got the likes of you, who capitalize on other people's misery, who hurt them, make things even worse for them when they're at their weakest. And it's with the likes of you that this mire begins. And it's some small consolation to know that I've helped to clean up just a little bit of it."
-->--'''Foyle''' catching a looting firefighter, ''Series/FoylesWar''

->'''Annie:''' Britta's right; you're the most selfish person alive! And all that is going to end right now, because I'm telling him what kind of friend you ''really'' are.\\
'''Jeff:''' Maybe you should tell him you're hopelessly in love with him. ''[Annie is stunned]'' High school must have been tough, huh? Waiting for a superstar to notice you. But ''here'', he's all alone, and he needs ''so much'' help! Did you enroll in ''all'' of his classes, or were you worried [[StalkerWithACrush that might freak him out]]? The important thing is that you are ''there'' for him. The ''important'' thing is that you are the ''only'' one there for him. And you don't really care what he wants, just as long as you don't have to share him with the rest of the world. Because ''really'', you're just as selfish as I am. You're just not as good at it yet.\\
'''Annie:''' ''[Hurt]'' You're right. [[ShutUpHannibal I could never be as good as you. Probably because I actually care.]]\\
'''Jeff:''' ''[Flippantly]'' Profound, but technically meaningless. ''[Upset, Annie storms off]'' And don't bother trying that thing that women do when they walk away and make the guy feel like crap because it's not going to happen! Yeah! ''[Guilty]'' Damn it!
-->--''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS1E06FootballFeminismAndYou Football, Feminism and You]]"

->"You, Logan Huntzberger, are nothing but a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trustfund. You offer nothing to women, or the world in general. If you were to disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer."
-->--'''Paris Gellar''', ''Series/GilmoreGirls''

->'''Lester:''' Maybe Daniels plays a few games to get by, but [[TheLastDJ he's cost himself plenty for the sake of the JOB]]. He's EARNED some loyalty!\\
'''[=McNulty=]:''' ''Fuck'' loyalty, and ''fuck'' you, Lester, I never thought I'd hear that "chain of command" horseshit come out of your mouth.\\
'''Lester:''' Mother''fucker'', [[TheLastDJ I spent a lot of time in a lotta weak units!]] MORE than you! Now this here may not be perfect, but it's a chance to be police!\\
'''[=McNulty=]:''' Well then be one! \\
'''Lester:''' ...You're not even worth the skin off my knuckles, Junior. You put fire to everything you touch, [=McNulty=], then you walk away while it burns. I got nothin' more to say to you. Nothing.
-->--''Series/TheWire''

->'''Siro:''' You looking for a fight, Kung Lao?\\
'''Kung Lao:''' If I were, it wouldn't be with you! I'd want a real challenge. Taja was right, you are a pig.\\
'''Siro:''' I've heard enough of this, take it back!\\
'''Kung Lao:''' Can't handle a little truth? How about some more? You're a used-up, freeloading bodyguard who couldn't even do that right when you had the job. You let Jen die!
-->--''Series/MortalKombatConquest''

->"We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! [[spoiler: We had Fring]], we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d known your place, we’d all be fine right now!"
-->--'''Mike Ehrmantraut''' to '''Walter White''', ''Series/BreakingBad''

->"You don’t let anyone into your life that’s not constantly concerned with you... what kind of mood you’re in, whether you’re getting high or not, whether you’re going to work like an adult or throw a temper tantrum. You know, most of the time, you’re worth it, ‘cause you are special. Damned if you don’t know it. But you are."
-->--'''Captain Thomas Gregson''' to '''Sherlock Holmes''', ''Series/{{Elementary}}''

->'''Coach:''' You know, there is something to be learned from this.\\
'''Payson:''' Yeah, we learned that we need a coach. A real coach. Not a buddy. Not a teammate. A real coach.\\
'''Coach:''' OK, calm down, Payson. What exactly do you mean by "real" coach?\\
'''Payson:''' A real coach isn't afraid to be the bad guy if she has to be. A real coach would've told me not to go for a vault that I have never done without a practice tramp. A real coach would know better than to let me make a fool of myself and my team. And a real coach doesn't take her team out to party the night before a meet just because she wants the whole team to like her.
-->--''Series/MakeItOrBreakIt''

->'''Berlin:''' You're a real happy cowboy, aren't you?\\
'''Nolan:''' Did...did you really just call me a "happy cowboy?"\\
'''Berlin:''' It's written all over your face. The way you carry yourself. That jokey tough guy schtick. I'll bet you watched Franchise/StarWars a few hundred times when you were a kid.\\
'''Nolan:''' You know, we've been through a long, bloody war. Some of us have developed this thing called a "sense of humor" to help us stay sane.\\
'''Berlin:''' Bull ''shtak.'' You're not trying to paper over your nasty wartime past. We ''all'' have that. You're trying to hide the fact that you ''like'' where it dumped you out. Driving around in that busted-ass roller with your hot Chewbacca, ''chupping'' whores, shooting people who cause you trouble. Call that hand cannon strapped to your side a "blaster", and you've got the complete picture. You're living your fantasy, and it only took ten years of an apocalyptic war and the near destruction of the earth's surface.
-->--''Series/{{Defiance}}''

->'''Carl Rockwell:''' *to the cop who's been questioning him* Go swallow a germ, you n----- cop!\\
'''Friday:''' Now you listen to me, you gutter-mouth punk. I've dealt with you before, and every time I did, it took me a month to wash off the filth. I'll tell you what you did to that four-year old girl out in Westlake Park: you staked out a bench like you've always done. You bought a sack of penny candy; you waited until the right little girl came along... You got her in your car. She started to cry; you hit her across the mouth twice. You cut her lip with your ring. Knocked out three of her teeth. And then you know what you did to her... Now, I didn't say that, Rockwell, you did. That's exactly what you told those officers who arrested you. They advised you of your constitutional rights before you opened your mouth. Now you're trying to tell us you didn't understand. Well, you're a liar... Like every hoodlum since Cain up through Capone, you've learned to hide behind some quirk in the law. And mister, you are a two-bit hoodlum. You've fallen twice for A.D.W.; burglary, three times. Twice for forcible rape; I tagged you for those. And now you've graduated: you've moved to the sewer. You're a child molester. And this isn't the first time; we have had you in here before. You were guilty then and mister, you're guilty now. And one last thing, you smart mouth punk: If the department doesn't question the color of his skin you damn well see you don't!
-->--'''The Series/{{Dragnet}} 1966 TV movie'''

->'''Dr. Carmichael:''' I thought it would be good for us to resume our dialogue. I know you'd rather be talking to the voice, but... you're gonna have to settle for talking to me.\\
'''Root:''' What do you wanna talk about?\\
'''Dr. Carmichael:''' I'd like to talk about something real, Robin. I know you're very smart. I'd love to know what you're really thinking. So, why don't we start with the truth.\\
'''Root:''' The truth? ...the truth is a vast thing. I see that now. Just how much truth there is. Where would we even begin?\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Root:''' The ''truth'' is ''you'' are not very smart. In fact, you're only the forty-third smartest person in this building.\\
'''Dr. Carmichael:''' ''[smiling]'' Forty-third? Okay, uh, did your—your voice tell you that? That's based on what?\\
'''Root:''' Every standardized test you ever took averaged together, not including your medical boards, which you cheated on.\\
'''Dr. Carmichael:''' ''[stops smiling]''\\
'''Root:''' The truth is, you smoke an average of nine cigarettes a week in the parking lot when you think no one's looking. The truth is that you visit a "massage parlor" once or twice a month, that you pay for it with crisp hundred dollar bills that you get out of the cash machine at the 7-11 across the street. The truth is that you fantasize on online forums about having sex with some of your patients, though not me—yet. I guess I'm not your type.\\
'''Dr. Carmichael:''' ''[swallows visibly]''\\
'''Root:''' The truth is, God is eleven years old, that She was born on New Year's Day, 2002, in Manhatten. The ''truth'' is that She's chosen me. And I don't know why yet. That for the first time... I'm a little scared about what's gonna happen.\\
'''Dr. Carmichael:''' ''[tries not to look freaked out]''\\
'''Root:''' The truth is I'm stuck here for now, and the only dialogue you need to be worried about is between me and Her. Which is why you might want to give me my phone back. Because I'm having an argument. ...would you like to know the truth, doctor? About what we're arguing over?\\
'''Dr. Carmichael:''' ''[swallows again]''\\
'''Root:''' Whether or not I'm gonna kill you.
-->--''Series/PersonOfInterest''

->"You think you're the only ones who've lost people? You think you're the only ones with pain? You think you can take your shit and dump it on me? You don't get to do that! So you take your goddamn pain and live with it, assholes! You lost your parents? Welcome to the goddamn club! I lost mine in some random accident, do you see me trying to kill every shitty driver?! NO! Because I don't work my shit out on other people! So keep your goddamn feelings to YOURSELF!"
-->--'''Series/JessicaJones2015''' (to a couple who became [[FantasticRacism racist toward Gifted people]] after their loved ones died in [[Film/TheAvengers2012 the battle of New York]].)

->"You know, Mr. Bundy, I've worked at this library for 44 years. I was eligible for retirement 3 years ago. Do you know why I stayed? [...] I kept this job for one reason. I knew I'd nail you and I did. Pat Garret got Billy the Kid and I finally got you. My job is over. Today is my last day. You know, it's funny. I could've given you amnesty on the book. I would have for anybody else. But I always hated you. Is it wrong to hate a nine year old boy? No. Not when that boy is you. It's the joy of my life to see you grow up like I always knew you would -- a total and complete loser. Today, when I get in my car and leave this place for the last time, I will be whole. Your shame is my gold watch."
-->--Miss [=DeGroot=] to Al Bundy, Series/MarriedWithChildren

->(Shane abandoned his team, insulting them and saying they could "earn it" without him. After four days of borrowing their resources (he left without tools for fishing or fire-making), Shane returns, without an apology for the insults.)\\
'''Shane:''' I do think we can be successful... the three of us... and I would like to work together. I will help. I don't have a problem. I'm not going like "F@&S off, I don't want to help you."\\
'''Alana:''' I would like to know what these "tasks" are, that you think we should all be doing?\\
'''Shane:''' (stammering) Well, I, I mean, I think it's going to take more than one of us to get fish at the other hole. That's the thing. And there's a lot of them there.That's a task that I would like help with.\\
'''Alana:''' But you have a fish basket. I mean, that should do the work for you.\\
'''Shane:''' (testily) Yeah. I understand that.\\
'''Alana:''' You just have to finish it and you're fine. You can use that every day. Just drop it and forget it.\\
'''Shane:''' So your point is that you don't want me around at all, then?\\
'''Alana:''' My point is that it sounds to me that you need us. To help you. Like you can't do it on your own. That's what I'm hearing...\\
'''Shane:''' (harshly) No, I can NOT do it on my own. And I don't think it's fair that I keep borrowing the fire-starter, which I desperately need, without offering some support for it.\\
'''Alana:''' Well, maybe instead of taking Dani's tool away from the camp, we'll give you all the hot coals that are lit and started and you can make a fire from that?\\
'''Shane:''' Okay. Well, again, I am offering to help you with whatever you need.\\
'''Alana:''' Have we asked for help once since you left?...\\
'''Shane:''' No, you haven't. So is that the way you want to handle it?\\
'''Alana:''' This was not my decision, for you to up and leave.\\
'''Dani:''' It's not even that you left. It's the harsh words you were saying.\\
'''Alana:''' And you've said it - how many times have you said it? "No second chances?" Survival is a game of decisions. It's all a string of decisions. Little decisions equal big decisions that affect your survival in the end. Maybe you up and leaving was not a good survival decision?\\
'''Shane:''' I never made the decision, to the point, where it would be me on my own and you two on your own. I was just separating...\\
'''Alana:''' So you just wanted to live separately but use all our stuff and have our help?\\
'''Shane:''' (whining) No, I wanted to offer my help.\\
'''Alana:''' And I'm saying we don't need your "help."
-->--Alana and Dani to Shane, Series/NakedAndAfraidXL, "Jungle Rich"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
->"Daddy it's me, help mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"\\
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?\\
"I followed you daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'\\
You lied to me Dad, and now you make mommy sad\\
And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'.\\
That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin.\\
I get the point -- fine, me and mommy are gone."\\
But baby wait- "It's too late dad, you made the choice\\
Now go up there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us.\\
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep screamin' your name\\
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill\\
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real"
-->--'''Eminem,''' ''When I'm Gone''

->"Look at what the fuck you done got into\\
I see you found your niche, you just a bitch with a menstrual\\
Claimin' you a murderer and you spelled it wrong\\
You put E before the D cause that's all you on\\
You on Pac's dick, you a replica guy\\
If he was still alive you would never get by\\
All you do is cry, bitch keep it real\\
Life is more than imitatin' niggas and eatin' pills\\
And what kind of motherfucker ruins three deals\\
That another nigga got you, they didn't see skills"
-->--'''Swifty [=McVae=]''', on Ja Rule, ''Doe Rae Me (Hailie's Revenge)''

->"And since your history of silence\\
Won't do you any good-\\
Did you think it would?-\\
Let your words be anything but empty\\
Why don't you tell them the truth?"
-->--"Brave", by '''Sara Bareilles'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]

->'''[[Wrestling/MickFoley Dude Love]]:''' Mr. [=McMahon=], I realize that I let you down. And due to what Stone Cold Steve Austin did to my face last night, the Dude is going to be out of action for awhile. But I would like to think based upon that tremendous match we had last night that when I come back the Dude will be right back as the No. 1 contender ''[for the WWF World Championship, held by Austin]''. So I apologize for letting you down, and I'm going to come back at 100 percent.\\
'''[[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon McMahon]]:''' You want me to accept your apology. You want me to accept an apology from someone who is a miserable failure as a superstar and a miserable failure as a human being as well? You want me to accept your apology. ''(pause)'' Well then, let's begin by you getting down on your knees. ''(points at the mat)''\\
'''Dude Love:''' You are kidding? This is a joke?\\
'''[=McMahon=]:''' ''You're'' the joke. GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!\\
'''Dude Love:''' I think we've got ourselves a problem, Vince. See, I came out here to apologize but I want you to understand my kids are at home watching this show, and I will not allow you to embarrass me on national television.\\
'''[=McMahon=]:''' You don't have to worry about that because you're already an embarrassment to me, an embarrassment to fans all over the world, you're an embarrassment to yourself, and I daresay you're also an embarrassment to your very own family. '''''GET ON YOUR KNEES!'''''\\
'''Dude Love:''' You call me a failure? I think what you failed to do is realize just how tough an SOB Stone Cold really was.\\
'''[=McMahon=]:''' No, ''you've'' got it wrong. Y'see, I didn't underestimate Stone Cold Steve Austin's abilities. I just overestimated yours, Dude.\\
'''Dude Love:''' I've got a little confession to make. And that is, when I took that steel chair last night ''[at Over the Edge]'', and wrapped it around your skull, deep inside it felt pretty damn good!\\
'''[=McMahon=]:''' Why don't you do it again? Why don't you do it right now. ''(points)'' There's the chair. C'mon, c'mon, make my day, Dude!\\
''(Dude Love picks up the chair and circles the ring, threatening to hit [=McMahon=] as he continues taunting.)''\\
'''[=McMahon=]:''' C'mon! C'MON!!!! HIT ME WITH THE CHAIR!!! C'MON, BLAST ME!!! But just think about that college education, that college fund you've got for your kids, poof, going right up in the air! C'mon Dude, c'mon, hit me! What about that new house you just moved in to?! Huh? C'mon, what about it? You know, the one with the 20-year mortgage? ''(gets in Foley's face)'' ''TWENTY YEARS!!'' C'mon, hit me! Hit me with the chair! What about that little fund you've got set aside for your parents? You know the one -- you'll go through that in no time at all. C'mon, Dude. C'mon Dude, hit me. Dude. C'mon. Have some guts for once in your life. ''(Shouting now, spit coming from his mouth) '''C'MON, HIT ME WITH THE BLOODY CHAIR!! C'MON!!'''''\\
''(Dude, speechless and in a sullen state of shock, sits down on the chair, nearly in tears as the crowd is booing [=McMahon=] loudly.)''\\
'''[=McMahon=]:''' Let me tell you something! The only reason I haven't fired Stone Cold Steve Austin is because he makes me richer! Y'know what you make me, Dude? All you do is make me sick! So I tell you what... your services here in the World Wrestling Federation are no longer required.
-->--'''Monday Night RAW, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKqtYFPZJAM 1 June 1998]]'''

->"Two things happened last night; the world found out the Rock never lost it, he's just as good as he ever was, and now all eyes are focused on April 1 in Miami for Wrestlemania!... And two; nobody cares about you guys! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis AT! ALL!]] I mean after all this you try so hard to convince people that you're a legitimate threat. Everybody should be afraid of the Awesome Truth? You wanna know what's awesome? (To [[Wrestling/RonKillings R-Truth]]) He thinks you're a wacked-out nutjob who never had any talent in the first place who's just riding his coat tails. (To Wrestling/TheMiz) And you want to know what the truth is? The truth is he thinks you're a pompous, arrogant, attention stealing D-Lister whose greatest acomplishment was being a skinny loud mouth on a crappy reality show. But don't boo me, you should be booing yourselves."
-->--'''Wrestling/JohnCena''', ''WWERaw, November 21, 2011''.

->"Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television, because they just weren’t gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren’t talented enough to be champion. I have done more in one year than all of you have done in your entire collective careers. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic mannequins can waltz on through without even as much as a ‘thank you’?! You guys can’t even go backstage, and shake my hand and look me in the eye because you know that I worked my entire life to get here. I gave my life to this, and you were just handed fifteen minutes of fame. I didn’t get here because I was cute, or because I came from some famous wrestling family, or because I ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar sucked...]]'' up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this championship. No matter how many red carpets you guys want to walk, in your four-thousand-dollar ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylor's. You are all worthless excuses for women, and you will never be able to touch me. And ''that'' is reality." (drops the microphone, skips around in a circle, blows the Divas a kiss and casually walks out)''
-->--'''Wrestling/AJLee''', ''WWERaw, August 26, 2013''

->"Would you just shut up?! Honestly, these people are tired of you, you sound ridiculous -- "I turn dreams into nightmares!" -- where the hell did you get that one, a fortune cookie? The only dream you have ever turned into a nightmare is [[Wrestling/TripleH Triple H's]], because ten years ago he chose you, to teach you how to be a success in the [=WWE=]. And what did you do about it? You never lived up to your potential! EVER!\\
\\
"I don't fault him, he chose you because he saw what we all saw: you are [[TheAce the most gifted WWE Superstar ever.]] You make every single thing in this ring look easy. But with that you got cocky, and you got a bad attitude to boot, and then you got lazy. You were the youngest [=WWE=] Champion in history, this man gave you Hall Of Fame mentors to learn from. And what did you do? Kicked back, relaxed and let [[SelfDeprecation some scrappy kid in a T-shirt and a ball cap]] ruin his dream! I am not you, Randy Orton! I am John Cena, I have never been asked to be called the "Face" of anything, I'm just the first to show up and the last to leave, and that's the way it is, Jack.\\
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"But you sit over there steaming mad, thinking you should be given opportunity because of your family legacy, thinking you should be given opportunity because of your talent. Why don't you think in one hand and crap in the other, see which one fills up first?"
-->--'''Wrestling/JohnCena to Wrestling/RandyOrton, Monday Night RAW,''' 02 December 2013

->"You hear that? The reason they cheer for [[BryanDanielson him]] is because he ''works'' and he earns it. A guy like you has been given every single thing in the [=WWE=]! I'm about to hit you in the face with some truth! Ever since you came to the [=WWE=] training center, you were untouchable. You were bulletproof, you couldn't be fired, nobody could touch Randy Orton because "They" liked you. And then you get to the [=WWE=] and what happens? You get sheltered by [[TripleH the best performer in the business.]] Nothing's changed, Randy, all you do is hide behind Triple H, all you do is hide behind StephanieMcMahon, and you got the balls to stand in this ring and say you're better than anybody here? Say you're bigger than all of this?!\\
\\
"You have always [[NeverMyFault blamed everybody else for your failures, you've pointed fingers, and you've made excuses.]] You've had behavior problems in the ring, you've had behavior problems outside the ring, and the sad thing is, the [=TLC=] match this Sunday is the biggest in [=WWE=] history. That's why everybody is here tonight, this changes the very course of the [=WWE=]. But you want these championships because you're selfish! Because you feel you deserve it! And maybe, just maybe, if you hold on to this you can finally walk around the rest of the superstars and say "Hey guys, look! I'm finally what I was supposed to be ten years ago!"\\
\\
"Every single time I have held either of these championships, my business card reads the same: "You want some, come get some!" And here's the real truth, whether these guys in the ring like me or not they respect me because they know it. Whether it's Triple H or ShawnMichaels in a Wrestlemania match, whether it's BookerT... Hell, nobody wanted to give DolphZiggler a chance, what'd I do? I said "Let's fight." Everybody said it was a bad idea to give CMPunk a championship match when he was going to leave the [=WWE=], all I saw was the Best In The World. Hell, the only legitimate championship shot Daniel Bryan's ever had was against ME! ''AND HE WON! (to Bryan)'' So I'll say it right here in front of your hometown, if I win on Sunday I look forward to the rematch -- a FAIR rematch." ''(Cena and Bryan shake hands)''\\
\\
"You see, that's what being a champion is all about: a certain level of respect. And last week I wasn't going to take you out, I just wanted to make a statement that when the chips were down, I can be just as brutal as you. So write now, I'm gonna make one more statement because I know exactly what this ''[the heavyweight championship belt]'' means. ''(holds out his hand to Orton)'' This Sunday will be physical. And it will be brutal. And I will be at my very best. I just hope you are too, because after this Sunday the last thing anyone is going to want to deal with... is just another Randy Orton excuse. Good luck on Sunday, you're gonna need it."
-->--'''Wrestling/JohnCena to Wrestling/RandyOrton, The Slammy Awards,''' 09 December 2013

->"Nothing stops me! And before you cut me off: Raven, the reason I hate you, the reason, in my heart of hearts why I hate you, is because I didn't know any better when I was a little kid. When my dad came home smelling like beer, I thought it was a hard day's work he was doing! I didn't realise he was out at the bar, I didn't realise "work" meant "unemployment office". I didn't think it was strange for someone to come home from work and have to take an old style up into the shower while he was in the shower, I didn't think it was strange for someone to pass out! I thought an old style, a pack a day was the norm! Wrestling/{{Raven}}, my father is [[PunctuatedForEmphasis exactly! Like! you!]] And since day one in Ring of Honor, where fighting spirit is supposed to be revered, things aren't supposed to be this way! I'd shake your hand like a normal man, but see, the truth is I don't respect you! I hate you! I hate you for everything you've pissed away, everything I've scraped and I've clawed for, that I haven't even earned yet, that you got handed to you, '''and you flushed down a toilet!''' For what? For pills? For booze? For alcohol? For women? I am born of your poison society, so on the 17th of July, [[HeWhoFightsMonsters I will become a monster to fight the monsters of the world,]] and your time in Ring of Honor will be done! And that is a promise! '''Because this is true! This is real! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS... IS... STRAIGHT EDGE!!!!]]'''"
-->- '''Wrestling/CMPunk''', ''Wrestling/RingOfHonor: Wrestlerave''

->"Now far be it from me to think I owe any of you people any kind of an explanation as to why I did what I did, but I just cant resist. See, what kind of an evil genius would I be if I didn't [[JustBetweenYouAndMe extoll to you my master plan]]? The only difference being, [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy my master plan has already come to fruition.]] I have, in my hands, what I set out to get, so I'll explain to you now exactly why it is I did what I did. See, if I may, I would like to tell you a story, and I know [[TheFarmerAndTheViper the last time I told you a story]], some of you were a little heartbroken. But I assure you, this story ends a little differently.\\
\\
"You see, about a year and a half ago, I was still working for a company called [[Wrestling/{{TNA}} Total Nonstop Action]]. Me and a couple of buddies of mine were told that we could no longer wrestle for Ring Of Honor, so what we did, and I'll name names: myself, Wrestling/JerryLynn, [[Wrestling/AJStyles The Phenomenal AJ Styles]], and [[Wrestling/ChristopherDaniels "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels]], all decided to have a little bit of a meeting late Wednesday night in Nashville, Tennessee. And I sat there and I ate my food, I looked across the table at AJ Styles, who was the Wrestling/{{N|ationalWrestlingAlliance}}WA [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/nwa/world/nwa-h.html World Champion]] at the time, a belt which, by the way, is nothing compared to the belt I hold in my hands right here. And I watched as AJ could barely eat his food, he certainly couldn't look me in the eye, because what we all agreed was if we stuck together, we could work for Ring Of Honor, we could work for whoever we wanted. I faxed a copy of my contract to the TNA offices and highlighted the part that said I could wrestle for whoever I wanted as long as their name was not [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vincent K. McMahon]] or they were running a pay-per-view. I explained myself to AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. I said, "AJ, you hold the belt, you hold the power, you can do things, they have to listen to what you say." They looked me in the eye and they said, "We're with you, Punk, we're gonna stick together."\\
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"But I being done with them, I knew that was the nail in my coffin, so I made my decision, and I stayed here and I stuck with Ring of Honor, and I like to think that I built this place. And I know for a fact that there would not be a Ring of Honor for Christopher Daniels or AJ Styles to come crawling back to if it wasn't for me! '''Who do you think built this company?''' (Crowd chants "Joe!") Oh, Wrestling/SamoaJoe? Is that what you think? Do you think Samoa Joe was in the ring every day, training kids, eating, sleeping, breathing Ring of Honor like I was? No, he wasn't! And Chris Daniels, and AJ Styles, and even Wrestling/LowKi turned their back on this company, and I stood tall, and I stayed here, and what did I get for it, huh? You people shit all over me! Because it was always "When's AJ coming back? Oh, Low Ki throws nice kicks! Oh, Chris Daniels is so great!" and the whole time, CM Punk, much like Atlas, had this entire world up on his shoulders, lifting it up, building up the young guys, showing the way, teaching them, and making sure you losers have a place to come hang out every Friday and Saturday night!\\
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"Everybody else turned their back on this company except for me, and you turn your back on me! [[UnpleasableFanbase I wasn't qualified to run the school, I'm sloppy, I'm this, I'm that]], but the fact is, I was the backbone of this company, and now, I am the champion, and I hold the most important belt in the world, and there's nothing any of you people can do about it!"\\
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"So now, fast forward about a year, and I get an offer from another company. I've got an offer ''from the Wrestling/{{WWE}}.'' And what do I hear? I hear "Please don't go! Please don't go!" Let me hear it now! Where are you now, huh? (Crowd chants "You sold out!") All you people can chant all you want! All your voices combined still isn't louder than mine! So I take this offer from the WWE. You people doubt that I actually signed a contract? I have to listen to you people doubt my ability in the ring, when I gave you the five-star, greatest technical match Ring of Honor has ever seen? When I gave you the bloodiest street fights that Ring of Honor's ever seen? People, you didn't realise it, you were in the midst of the greatest professional wrestler walking the world today, and he's in this ring right now! So I will, once again, prove the doubters wrong! You people doubt that I signed a contract with the WWE? Well, you're right! I haven't signed my contract! (Takes the contract out of his pocket) You see this? This is my key to freedom. This means I don't have to see any of you people any more. I've already proved that I'm [[CatchPhrase better than you.]] But what I'd like to do right now is sign my contract, to once again prove you all wrong. Bobby Cruise, if you could hold the belt, please, I want to sign the contract right on top of it."
-->- '''Wrestling/CMPunk''', ''Wrestling/RingOfHonor: Sign of Dishonor''
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[[folder:Video Games & Visual Novels]]
->"It took you far too long to get here. Looking at you, I fear the goddess is mistaken in her choice of agents. If this failure is any indication, you have no hope of defending Her Grace from those who seek to assail her. Do my words anger you, boy? Do my words sting? Let them. If I had not come when I did, your Zelda would already have fallen into the hands of the enemy. The truth of it is you were late. You were late, and you failed to protect her. I sent Zelda ahead to learn more of the fate in which she is destined to play a part. Listen well, chosen one. If you wish to be of help to Her Grace, you must summon a shred of courage and face the trials laid out before you. Only when you've conquered the trials will you be of use to Zelda. No sooner. Am I understood?"
-->--'''Impa''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword'', to Link after he fails to get to and save Zelda before she did.

->'''Sly:''' So, before we finish this, let me get one thing straight: you came after the Coopers because of [[AvengingTheVillain what happened to your father]]?\\
'''Le Paradox:''' No, you imbecile! I came after the Coopers to prove that Le Paradox is the greatest thief who has ever lived! Is there any doubt? Ask yourself this: if the Coopers were truly the greatest thieves in history, and I have stolen [[CaneFu their most valued possessions]], then what does that make ''me''?\\
'''Sly:''' Ummm... an idiot? You had it made! You could have been the biggest thief of all time, but you had to target my ancestors and blow your own cover. You exposed your operation [[EvilIsPetty because of your ego!]] No Cooper would've done that. And for the record, can you really say you ''stole'' the canes? Seems like your "[[BadBoss friends]]" [[NonActionBigBad did all the]] ''[[NonActionBigBad real]]'' [[NonActionBigBad work]].
-->--''VideoGame/SlyCooperThievesInTime''

->'''Commander Shepard:''' The turians lost twenty cruisers, figure each had a crew of around 300. The Ascension, the asari dreadnought we saved, had a crew of nearly 10,000.\\
'''Khalisa bint Sinan al-Jilani:''' But surely the ''human ''cost—\\
'''Commander Shepard:''' The Alliance lost eight cruisers: Shenyang, Emden, Jukarta, Cairo, Seoul, Cape Town, Warsaw, Madrid -- and yes, I remember them all. Everyone in the Fifth Fleet is a hero. The Alliance owes them all medals, the Council owes them a lot more than that. ''And so do you''.
-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->[[spoiler:'''Iris''']]: [[ThisCannotBe To think I'd lose to a single mage fighting by herself...]]\\
'''Tia:''' [[spoiler:Iris]], you're wrong. [[ThePowerOfFriendship I won because everyone was cheering me on. No one truly fights alone.]] It's because you couldn't believe in others... [[LackOfEmpathy Because you couldn't love your fellow man...]] That's why you lost.\\
[[spoiler:'''Iris''']]: ...\\
'''Tia:''' Give it up, [[spoiler:Iris]].
-->--''VideoGame/{{Rosenkreuzstilette}}''

->'''Grolla:''' You know nothing. I work for no one. You're pitiful, Count. You don't even realize that you're being deceived by your own flesh and blood.\\
'''Sepperin:''' Nonsense. You are the one being deceived.\\
'''Grolla:''' Are you saying that you will believe no one but [[spoiler:Iris]], no matter what?\\
'''Sepperin:''' Hmph. I will not hear that from you. I cannot know where traitors lie.\\
'''Grolla:''' ...I was a fool for having respected you. I wonder what those who share your ideals would think if they could see you now...
-->--''VideoGame/{{Rosenkreuzstilette}}''

->"I have a question for you. Before my arrival, this city was drowning under a tide of filth. Have you ever considered that all this is your fault? Your presence creates these animals; like germs, they spread. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You created the environment that allowed the germ to mutate, to become stronger.]] Look at SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker. Would he even exist if not for you? It must be depressing. All your sacrifices, and yet, you are the one to blame."
-->--'''[[BigBad Professor Hugo Strange]]''', ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''

->"You know what's so great about you Batman? [[HeadsIWinTailsYouLose Even when I lose, I win.]] So go ahead -- call the cops. They'll lock me up, sure. But my lawyer will have me out on bail before the sun's up. And you know what I'm gonna do when I get out? I'm gonna dedicate every waking minute to tracking you down,'' '''and taking you out!''' ''And the best part is, there's not a [[PrecisionFStrike damn]] thing you can do about it. [[BadCopIncompetentCop Because that justice system you love so much? It's a scam!]] And you? Hehehehehehe! Well you're the mark. Because you keep tossing us in -- [[CardboardPrison and we keep bouncing]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis right back out!]]"
-->--'''Black Mask''', ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins''

->"Your ideal is borrowed. You are only imitating what Kiritsugu wanted, what Kiritsugu thought was right. A superhero? Don't make me laugh. Over and over you said you wished to help people, but that's not even your wish. It's conceited to think you could help anyone! That's right! You admired his desire to save people because it was beautiful! But none of that feeling was your own! What else can you call that but hypocrisy!? Driven by your need to help someone, you don't notice how wrong you are! But it's all fake. You can't save anything. You don't even know what you wanted to save in the first place! That ideal is a failure. It's all fantasy. If you can only live holding on to that, drown in your ideals."
-->-— '''Archer''' to '''Shirou''', ''[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Fate/Unlimited Blade Works]]''

->"No. We overreach '''you.''' [...] You don't believe in anything. You gave up on life before you were even born! Sat -- poisoning Cocoon from the inside -- waiting for someone to come and destroy you. Sure, you think that the end of the world is salvation. All you care about is death's release -- so take it, and leave the rest of us alone! ...We don't think like that. When we think there's no hope left, we keep looking until we find some. Maybe Cocoon is past saving, but it's our home. And we'll protect it, or die trying! We live... to make the impossible possible! '''That is our focus!'''''
-->--'''Lightning''' to [[spoiler:Orphan]], ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII''

->"They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but not yours! You never had good intentions, only lies to protect yourself with while blaming another. You, [[spoiler:professor]], are the embodiment of the dark age of the law!
-->--'''Athena Cykes''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''

-> '''Garrosh Hellscream:''' What have you done, Krom'gar?\\
'''Overlord Krom'gar:''' Warchief! I... I was carrying out your command!\\
'''Garrosh Hellscream:''' ''My'' command?! Was my command to murder innocents, Krom'gar?\\
'''Overlord Krom'gar:''' Warchief... Sir... I...\\
'''Garrosh Hellscream:''' Am I a murderer, Krom'gar?\\
'''Overlord Krom'gar:''' No, Warchief!\\
'''Garrosh Hellscream:''' Then I ask you again: '''[[SuddenlyShouting What have you done?!]]''' I sent you into Stonetalon Mountains with an army. Your orders were to secure this land for the Horde. Instead, [[EarthShatteringKaboom you laid waste to the land]]. Murdered innocents. [[WouldHurtAChild Children even]]... I spent a very long time in Northrend, Krom'gar. I learned much about the Horde in that time. While there, [[{{Mentors}} a wise old war hero]] told me something that I would carry with me forever... "Honor," Krom'gar, "No matter how dire the battle... never forsake it." Overlord Krom'gar, [[MoralEventHorizon you have]] ''[[MoralEventHorizon disgraced]]'' [[MoralEventHorizon the Horde.]] [[NoTrueScotsman You have brought]] '''[[NoTrueScotsman shame]]''' [[NoTrueScotsman to us as a people.]] By my right as Warchief, I hereby relieve you of your duty. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. ARE.]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DISMISSED!]]'''\\
''(He throws Krom'gar off the cliff by the throat)''\\
'''Garrosh Hellscream:''' And ''[[YouBastard you]]'', !
-->--Excerpt from the quest '''To Be Horde...''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', ''Cataclysm''[[note]]Ironically, the next expansion had Garrosh order much worse things than what Krom'gar did[[/note]]

->"[[IronicEcho You disappoint me, Garrosh]]. You are not worthy of your father's legacy."
-->--'''Thrall''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', ''Mist of Pandaria''

->"The [[BigBookOfWar Codex Astartes]] is a set of rules. They guide us... shape us as [[TheParagon Ultra]][[SuperSoldier marines]]... teach us to hold [[LawfulGood duty and honour sacred above all]]. [[ToBeLawfulOrGood But how we live with those rules is the true test]] of a SpaceMarine. And ''[[NewMeat you]]'' [[LawfulStupid have failed]]."
-->--'''[[TheHero Captain Titus]]''' to [[spoiler:Leandros]], ''VideoGame/Warhammer40000SpaceMarine''

->'''Captain Diomedes:''' You will pay for the deaths of your brothers, renegades.\\
'''Sergeant Avitus:''' I will not be reproached by a coward!\\
'''Diomedes:''' You dare!\\
'''Avitus:''' I do. You ordered the Chapter away from the Traitor Legions.\\
'''Diomedes:''' I followed the orders of our Chapter Master! As any true Blood Raven would.\\
'''Avitus:''' And his cowardice forgives all? You are no Space Marine! You are barely even a man!\\
'''Diomedes:''' [[BerserkButton You will die for that!]]\\
''(Avitus guns him down.)''\\
'''Avitus:''' "Excuses are the refuge of the weak."
-->--''VideoGame/DawnOfWar II: Chaos Rising''

->"My friend... Give me back my friend! [SLAP] Liar! [SLAP] Go away! [SLAP] '''Just go away!''' ... [[ThisIsUnforgivable I'll never forgive you- not ever!]] As for the rest of you... how could you believe all those lies? '''Aristocrats?!''' You're just the opposite! I hate you! And I hate you- and '''you'''! And I hate myself the very most- for playing your stupid games! -- and not having the strength to stand up to you! ... It's all just hideous!"
-->--'''Jennifer to the Aristocrat Club''' ([[CatharsisFactor at long last]]), ''VideoGame/RuleOfRose''

->"So, this is Dr. Freeman... at last. I wish I could say this was a pleasant surprise, but it's neither a surprise nor, as you will surely agree, very pleasant. Well, I'm nothing if not pragmatic. Well, Dr. Freeman, under other circumstances I like to think we might have been able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly judging from your brief tenure at Black Mesa, while I was its administrator, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive contributor to the scientific process. And yet, I'm not sure what spurred you to it, but there is really no place in this enterprise for a rogue physicist. Your mentors are partly to blame, of course; my disappointment in Eli Vance and Isaac Kleiner is far greater than my sorrow over your unfortunate choice of career path. In a way I suppose you could not have done otherwise. Who knows what seeds of iconoclasm they planted when you were young and gullible? But while they certainly share a great part of the responsibility, for the recent troubles, it is you alone who have chosen to act with such willful disregard for humanity's future. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can: you have destroyed so much — what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing?... I thought not.]] I have laid the foundation for humanity's survival, and not as we have narrowly defined ourselves but as something greater than we could ever imagine, something that we can now only begin to glimpse. [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Look, Gordon, look at what you are throwing away. Is it worth it?]]"
-->--'''Administrator Breen''' to Gordon Freeman, ''VideoGame/HalfLife2''

->"You [[ShutUpHannibal shut your mouth]], Medusa! Lady Palutena is ''nothing'' like you! Who turns people to stone and poisons the rivers? Who reduces cities to rubble? And who's leading the Underworld destruction of the land and heavens? ''Not'' Lady Palutena! ''You're'' the one responsible for all this, Medusa!"
-->--'''Pit''' to '''Medusa''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

->"Typical politician: big promises, but all talk. 'Jump-start the economy'? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What... a load... of...]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis bullshit!]]'' [[CorruptPolitician All you care about is lining your own pockets! That, and your approval ratings! You've got no principles, just like all the rest!]] If America's gone to shit... you're just another maggot crawling in the pile!"
-->--'''Raiden''' to '''Sen. Armstrong''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''

->"Provided for me?'' Are you insane? You've destroyed our family. You've killed other vampires. All over some prophecy that we barely understand. No more. I'm done with you. [[DeclarationOfProtection You will not touch]] [[TheHero him/her]]."
-->--'''[[FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire Serana]]''' to '''[[ArchNemesisDad Lord Harkon]]''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'', ''Dawnguard''

->"Look at you! [[ItsAllAboutMe Like fat dathrasi you feed and feed, and complain only when your meal is interrupted!]] [[GullibleLemmings You do not look up.]] [[DeathByMaterialism You do not see that the grass is bare]]. All you leave in your wake is ''misery''. You are blind; I will '''make''' you see!"
-->--'''The Arishok''' to the nobles of Kirkwall, ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->"Poor Marquis, [[{{Jerkass}} issuing challenges and hurling insults like a Fereldan dog lord]]. And all dressed up in your Aunt Solange's doublet. Didn't she give you that to wear to the Grand Tourney? To think, all the brave chevaliers who will be competing left for Markham this morning... [[DirtyCoward and you're still there]]. [[GloryHound Were you hoping to sate your damaged pride]] [[BullyingADragon by defeating the Herald of Andraste in a public duel]]? [[SuicideByCop Or did you think his/her blade could put an end to the misery of your failure]]? ({{Beat}}) Run along, my dear. Do give my regards to your aunt!"
-->--'''First Enchantress Vivienne''' to the Marquis who challenged '''[[PlayerCharacter The Herald of Andraste]]''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition''

->"[[YouMonster You bitch!]] You're not even human anymore. [[TranshumanTreachery You betrayed us all]]! For what? ''[[RevengeBeforeReason Petty revenge]]?'' How many innocents have you killed? How many more have to die? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion What if]] [[MoralityPet Raynor]] [[ArmorPiercingQuestion could see you right now]]?"
-->--'''[[HeroAntagonist General Warfield]]''' to '''[[AntiHero Sarah Kerrigan]]''', ''VideoGame/StarcraftIIHeartOfTheSwarm''

->"Right. That's it. I had my fun, Jack, so I shall leave you with this one final piece of wisdom that your plasticine face will surely ignore: Kill yourself. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Darling, I'm evil. Let's not kid ourselves, but you. You're just something else entirely.]] You're far better off opening the throat beneath that ludicrously soul-patched face than suffer the bloody karma that I imagine the universe has in store for you. And with that, I shall bid you adieu. [[SophisticatedAsHell Additionally, your breath smells like farts.]]"
-->--'''Lady Aurelia Hammerlock''', to [[BigBad Handsome Jack]], ''Videogame/BorderlandsThePreSequel''

->"[[ThisIsUnforgivable You have gone too far now.]] Don't you see? HUH?! Don't you see that this... TorturePorn has gone too far? Now what gives you the right to play God in these people's lives? What makes you so special then? ...You're SICK. You're a sick [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]! Now what the hell have you done to them? Huh? What the hell have you done to them, you psychopath?! Psychopath!"
-->--'''Dr. Hill''' to [[SerialKiller the Psycho]], ''VideoGame/UntilDawn''

->'''Revolver "Shalashaska" Ocelot:''' What was your goal in having the children repair [[HumongousMecha Sahelanthropus]]?\\
'''Dr. "Huey" Emmerich:''' I just answered their questions! I had no idea they would actually try to fix it! I mean, can you imagine a child piloting it?\\
'''Ocelot:''' Oh, sure. Easily.\\
'''Huey:''' It wouldn't work!\\
'''Ocelot:''' Why, I bet it's just like riding a bike.\\
'''Huey:''' [[ExasperatedPerp I said it]] ''[[SayingTooMuch didn't]]'' [[ExasperatedPerp work]]! It-[[OhCrap !]]\\
'''Ocelot:''' [[INeverSaidItWasPoison Who did you try?]]\\
'''Huey:''' I-I didn't!\\
'''Ocelot:''' [[MadScientist Did you put your son in it]]?\\
'''Huey:''' Uh, we '''never''' did that!\\
'''Ocelot:''' His name was, uh, "Hal", wasn't it?\\
'''Huey:''' [[OhCrap !]]\\
'''Ocelot:''' I thought you said you never saw his face. But you made him pilot Sahelanthropus. ''You used him in your experiments''.\\
'''Huey:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability He wanted to get in]]! *sigh* It was such a short time we had!\\
'''Ocelot:''' So he ''was'' with you.\\
'''Huey:''' ...We were happy...\\
'''Ocelot:''' You're still happy now. [[ConsummateLiar Changing your lies to suit the listener, and getting by slipping through the cracks]]. Building layer upon layer of convenient stories until [[TheSociopath nothing means anything to you anymore]]. You're happy all the time, because [[BelievingTheirOwnLies you don't even notice you're doing it.]] Think hard. ''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Who are you really]]?'' You're not a victim, and you're not the silent majority. You're a perpetrator, and a petty hypocrite. The real world doesn't make you suffer. '''It's the other way around!'''
-->--'''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain''', ''Questioning Huey [4]''

->"You know, [[BigBad Devin]], the way I see it, and hey, I'm no intelligent businessman like you, but the way I see it, there's two great evils that bedevil American capitalism of the type that you practice. Number one is outsourcing. [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections You paid a private company to do your dirty work for ya]], and then you underpaid that company because [[BigBadWannabe you thought you were big enough and bad enough]] that [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem you didn't have to play by the rules]]. Oh, and number two: off-shoring your prices. But we know your opinions on the matter, Devin. Keep your problems the fuck out of America, huh?! Hey Devin... goodbye, my old friend. Thanks for the advice."
-->--'''Michael de Santa''' before he, Franklin, and Trevor kill Devin Weston, ''Videogame/GrandTheftAutoV''


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[[folder: Web Comics]]
-> '''Mike:''' Face it... your dumb rebound... doesn't even LOVE you. Nobody does. Why would they? You're a parasite.\\
'''Lucy:''' Don't leave..\\
'''Mike:''' Why, so nobody else does?!\\
'''Lucy:''' No, I...\\
'''Mike:''' You are so damn selfish and transparent.. Clinging to me like I'm the only one who cares about you. Pushing everyone else away, because you think they're only nice to you for your looks. Well, maybe you were right. Nobody would love you for who you are.
-->--[[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c68/p30.html Mike to Lucy]], [[Webcomic/BittersweetCandyBowl Bittersweet Candy Bowl]]

->'''Waluigi:''' Hey, iz the President of the United States of "You Suck" on the phone. He sent you a secret message for you, man. But I decode for you though. It says "'''You suck'''".\\
'''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]:''' Oh, that tears it! I suck? '''I SUCK!?!''' Look who's talking, you '''freak!''' How many games have you been in, huh? ''VideoGame/MarioTennis''? Yeah, real winner there. And what? Did you wake up one morning and think "I'm sick of playing with myself. I should do something with my life. I know! I'll dress up like a crappy evil clone of a second-string video game character." Yeah, way to aim high, pal. I may have low self-esteem, but I think you are the only person who actually sucks more than I do. So you can take your "secret message" and '''SHOVE IT WHERE THE WARP PIPES DON'T GO!!'''
-->--''Webcomic/ItSucksToBeWeegie, [[http://www.interrobangstudios.com/potluck/index.php?strip_id=1059 Nemesis Finale]]''

->"How DARE you. Messing with him like that when he's so drunk he can't even stand? What the hell is wrong with you? I was worried Largo was gonna do something stupid and YOU might get hurt. But what do I find? You pawing him up and playing some kind of sick, trampy mind game on him? Do you have any idea what he's been through today? Do you even know why he tried to drink himself senseless? Do you even care? I didn't think so."
-->'''Piro''' to '''Tohya''', ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo''


->"No, no, I think I have something to say to Captain Wallow-Pants here. [[WeWereYourTeam Do you have any idea how bloody useless we were while you were taking your dirt nap?]] The redhead [[GeneralFailure can't lead anyone out of a wet paper bag]], and I almost vomited myself to death because [[MoralityChain you weren't there to keep me from doing something stupid]]. And the other half was just as bad, from what I hear. Elan [[GenreBlind couldn't see past some lame subplot]], Durkon [[TakeYourTime sat on his thumbs]], and [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity I think the elf almost went nuts]]. So you're gonna pussy out now and [[GondorCallsForAid "sound the alarm?"]] Sure, whatever. I mean, that bell got rung when [[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs a billion hobgoblins jumped up and down on Hinjo's face]]. I don't hear the cavalry yet. The get-the-hell-out-of-here plan, though, I can get behind. Try to lay low. Bet you can hide on your ditzy girlfriend's cloud. Bring your sister, too. And hey, maybe some other hero will pop out of nowhere to stop this Snarl thing at the last minute. Who knows, it would probably make a better story than this one. [[BrutalHonesty Of course, it would mean that your best friend got horribly killed for absolutely no damn reason at all.]] Me, [[HeroicComedicSociopath I'm a heartless little bastard.]] I can shrug that kind of thing off. But you seem like maybe that might bother you somewhere down the road.
-->'''Belkar''', to '''Roy''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0881.html 881]]

->"I don't know much about you. [[FlatCharacter After all, what's there to know?]] [[SatelliteLoveInterest You're Robin's hanger-on. It's the ONLY interesting thing about you.]] But you can't have her, so you throw yourself at me recklessly. No regard for your own life. Because you don't have one. And the only possible reasons I can imagine as to why I'm allowed to beat you so mercilessly is that either the Drama Tag is close enough to being pulled that its rules scarcely apply, or that this universe agrees with me that your life is a '''joke.'''"
-->--'''Head Alien II''', ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''

-> "Have you ever even had friends [[JerkAss Mike]]? Is there honestly ''anyone'' you could turn to if you needed them? I bet you cant name a one! And dont hand me that any shit about your life being hard or other excuses! People dont like them because of how you treat them. They treat you poorly because they're giving back what you give them.

-->--'''Peejee'''', ''SomethingPositive''.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
->'''Classic Sonic:''' [[RageBreakingPoint I...absolutely can't take it anymore!]] You and your STUPID moron friends just keep pissing me off, one by one!\\
'''Modern Sonic:''' What...what are you trying to say?\\
'''Classic Sonic:''' ...I don't like you. I don't like your friends, and I don't like your future! You and your stupid misadventures have nearly gotten both of us killed, and I just can't take it anymore. [[ItMakesSenseInContext You don't even keep your Tails from trying to rape mine!]] And that is just going WAY too far!\\
'''Modern Sonic:''' I...I had no idea, [[AustinPowers Mini Me.]]\\
'''Classic Sonic:''' [[AccidentalMisnaming And stop calling me that!]] '''It's Sonic! It's always been Sonic! And soon, [[ThereCanBeOnlyOne IT'LL BE THE ONLY SONIC!]]'''
-->--'''Gentendo Poop''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KaaYm5x6zY #24]]: [[VideoGame/SonicGenerations The Paradox]], Act 3 -- Breaking Point

->"No, no! I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous! How can you choose '''''this''''' asshole over your '''''own family?!''''' You don't have a job, Richard treats you like his bitch, '''''Allen''''' treats you like his bitch, and Julie doesn't want any part of it! You are a miserable, MISERABLE man! And you know how this could've been avoided? If you had just filed a restraining order against him to keep him away from you, and you could've lived a perfectly normal and happy life with your family! BUT NO! You just [[WhatAnIdiot let Richard take advantage of you, and now, you're living a miserable, miserable life with a really crappy family.]] [[SarcasmMode Congratulations.]]"
-->--''WebVideo/TheHardcoreKid'', calling Jeremy out during his review of ''WesternAnimation/AllenGregory''

->'''Roger Goodell:''' I have had it UP TO HERE with you ruffians. and your bad behavior, and your bounties, and your Awful, AWFUL potty mouths. Your actions are giving our noble league a bad name!\\
'''Drew Brees:''' Oh eat a fat dick, Goodell.\\
'''Roger Goodell:''' EXCUSE ME?\\
'''Drew Brees''' Everyone knows DAMN well the reason why you made a big whiny stink over Bountygate. It was so when you get sued up the ass in that massive concussion lawsuit, you can create the false appearance that you give two craps about player safety. Meanwhile, you're desperately pushing for an 18 game season so that you and your fat cat owner buddies can make few extra million a year. And you don't give a DAMN that the wear and tear from these extra games will shorten players' careers and lifespans. So please, spare us your phony righteous indignation over our little chitchats. Take your Bountygate suspensions and your moralistic bullshit and shove them right up your ginger freckled ass.
-->--''Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook'', [[http://profootballmock.com/nfl-qbs-on-facebook-week-7-enter-the-roger/ "Enter the Roger"]]

->"Kids, you're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read! If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!"
-->--WebAnimation/{{Walrusguy}}'s ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5V3EFfPi0 Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids]]''

->"It's all been a complete fucking waste of time! All of it! It was all leading to [[VideoGame/UltimaIX THIS!]] Dupre sacrificed not only his life, but his very SOUL, which is the energy that holds the Serpent of Chaos together, to save all life everywhere. [[IdiotHero The Avatar forgets he even existed,]] and then [[HandWave the game designers bring him back to life,]] which logically speaking, should destroy the Chaos Serpent all over again and doom all of existence to fucking ruination! And that's it, isn't it? That's life in a nutshell, right? [[HeroicBSOD There's nothing I can care about so much that I won't eventually see it turn to shit in betrayal.]] I could list them off. Ultima. Star Wars. Indiana Jones. ...Fucking Spider-Man with ComicBook/OneMoreDay. Comic books in general. Final Fantasy. ...Fuck, my job. My fucking ''life''. Just take it from me, alright? The most you people can hope to do is ''die'' before you can see everything you take joy and comfort in rot into filth and leave a steaming stinking hole in your soul that '''NEVER FUCKING HEALS.'''
-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony,]] during his review of Ultima IX

->"But fine, WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo. If you would like me to get serious, I can get serious. Your show is incredibly stupid. All of the characters are indistinguishable and infantile. All of your plotlines feel like they were written by a fifth-grader and the characters don't care about them, so the audience doesn't care about them. All of your jokes fall completely flat because everyone sees them coming and there's NOTHING to contrast them against. The ONLY reason why this show is continuing to go on is because it is cheap to make and has brand recognition because of the great show that was the ORIGINAL WesternAnimation/TeenTitans. Your show in what is only the most ironic of ironies, is nothing but a '''JOKE''' to the animation industry! You are the equivalent of a chinese knock-off of an action figure! You took the name of something we loved, you took the likenesses but you managed to screw up '''EVERY LITTLE DETAIL ABOUT THEM'''. It's not that we want the show to be more serious, it's that we want the show to be less ''moronic''! The show cannot comprehend the basics of comedy, OR telling a story! Even the most serious episodes of the original Teen Titans are more funny than '''THIS!'''"
-->--[[WebVideo/{{PIEGUYRULZ}} PieGuy,]] concluding his rant on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8yZCm_-a0g=4m40s Teen Titans Go!]]''

->"You see, [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Vegeta]], [[BadassBoast you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe. How they are the most ruthless.]] Well, look at where they are now: [[LastOfHisKind DEAD!]] You talk about your legend, and your warrior race, and your pride, [[Wrestling/HulkHogan BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN A DAMN THING TO THIS MAN!]] Because the name's Recoome... And it rhymes with [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} doom]]... And you're gonna be hurting.... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis ALL! TOO! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAH!]]"
-->--'''Recoome''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

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[[folder: "Really though, what the fuck have you all become? Labour camps and sterilizations? Murder millions over bare superstition? Excommunication of actually loyal astartes? Have thousands of imperial planets and its valuable assets destroyed because some guy fapped with barbed wire and accidentally summoned daemon or two? Be painfully hypocritical and use xenos and daemonic weaponry and aid in order to carry across "my will"? Use techno-monkeys? ]]
[...] [[/folder]]

[[folder: Just. Fucking. Stop. This organization, however it came to fucking be, is obviously pure, concentrated, whole-grain stupidity, and whoever came up with the idea to create it in the first place is obviously a fucking idiot. They walk around and do whatever they fucking feel like while laughing really snarky at the plebian communities they see before them. All while having themselves and all their troops ornate in loads of fucking shiny shit and skulls to look oh-so Emperor worshipping, when really they are just creeps in trench coats, and that is all they will ever be." ]]

-->--[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer40000}} The God-Emperor of Mankind]], after hearing about the Inquisition's activities in the last ten thousand years, ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

-> "This is not a tragedy. This was not a accident. This is what happens when you hand over your trust, your safety, your children to men who claim to be our guardians, but are, in reality, nothing more than men. Our academies' headmasters wield more power than most armies, and one was audacious enough to control both. They cling to this power in the name of peace and yet what do we have here? [[spoiler: One nation's attempt at a synthetic army mercilessly torn apart by another's star pupil.]] What need would Atlas have for a soldier disguised as [[spoiler: an innocent little girl?]] I don't think the Grimm can tell the difference. And what, I ask you, is Ozpin teaching his students? First a dismemberment and now this? Huntsmen and huntresses should carry themselves with honor and mercy, yet I have witnessed neither. Perhaps Ozpin felt as though defeating Atlas in the tournament would help people forget his colossal failure to protect Vale when the Grimm invaded its streets. Or perhaps this is his message to the tyrannical dictator who has occupied an unsuspecting kingdom with armed forces. Honestly, I haven't the slightest clue to who is right and who is wrong. But I know the existence of peace is fragile, and the leaders of our kingdoms conduct their business with iron gloves. As someone who hails from Mystral, I can assure you the situation there is...equally undesirable. Our kingdoms are at the brink of war and yet we, the citizens, are left in the dark. So I ask you, when the first shots are fired, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion who do you think you can trust?]]"
-->--'''Cinder Fall''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', [[WhamEpisode PVP]]

->You know something? I ''really'' hate people. They're [[HumansAreMorons selfish, ignorant, loud, obnoxious pricks]], with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever! I mean, really, look at all they've achieved: Genocide, global warming, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking reality TV]]; It's just a never-ending parade of failures and fuck-ups! They are, without question, a complete write-off as a species, and HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME CARE ABOUT THEM!!
-->--'''Kirito''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'', Episode 8

->So Nivel-X, I heard you're a guy with quite the cred\\
Taking on monsters and bad guys and every other threat\\
Guess ya hoped as outsiders we'd just buy all the shit you said\\
But most of that "reputation"? Lies you told without turning red\\
You're no beloved ruler, just a loser no one likes\\
and you gotta force people to do what you want, yikes!\\
I mean if you wanna hang out with your friends, who do you call?\\
some random dudes, and for that you just pay them all?\\
[...]\\
You prefer just forcing people into slavery\\
which is one clear indicator for your lack of bravery!\\
You are so ridiculously scared of failure, it borders on obsession,\\
so to prevent any resistance, you laid down nation-wide oppression\\
but guess what, behind that spooky mask of Tyranny\\
Nippel-X is nothing more than just a crybaby!\\
\\
Like Caillou, you're pretty much just a kid who's four,\\
and it seems like you forgot the part\\
where ya still gotta learn some more\\
Thinking you're hot shit, with bitches 'n riches 'n fame...\\
Now listen here boy, all that power you claim\\
to have? One thing it can't get you is some good' ol humility\\
(or, for that matter, help with your mental instability)\\
But don't worry 'bout the former,\\
here's some interesting Trivia:\\
We're motherfucking Kerberos, and we're 'boutta give it to ya!
-->--'''Starling''' delivering the reason why Nivel-X sucks in rap form, ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

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[[folder:Western Animation]]
->'''Pam:''' Edie, cut me down!\\
'''Edie:''' Oh, wow, where to start? Even in a new dress, you look like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. The whole town thinks you're a giant asshole for moving to New York City. Oh, and dad was right, you'll never find a husband unless you convince a blind man you're a seeing eye pig!\\
'''Pam:''' I meant cut me down from here!
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "Edie's Wedding"

->"I always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing. But now that I see you, I think I understand. There’s just nothing inside you. Nothing at all. You’re pathetic and sad and empty."
-->--'''Katara''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', to her mother's murderer.

->"You are terrible. You've got no rhythm, no coordination. I've seen two epileptics share a bowl of noodles with more grace. If your goal was to inspire a feeling of despair the like of which hasn't been felt since Whoopi hosted the Oscars, then bravo... I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one and demanding legislation that would require your legs to be amputated, burned and buried next to Hitler. In short, you suck!"
-->--'''Roger''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad!''

->"Y'know what? You two aren't even worth it. It's ridiculous! Can you at least try to be original for a change? You've been doing the same bully routine since the second grade, Cash. It's tired. Spilling my drink? Seriously, I can't believe I used to be afraid of you. Look around, Cash, we've all grown up. But you're still the same pathetic loser who has to torment others just to feel good about himself. You're just sad."
-->--'''Ben Tennyson''', ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce''

->'''Father:''' Oh, look. It's Numbuh 1, right on schedule. Poor, predictable Nigel Uno. I knew you'd try to retrieve the device, even if it wasn't operational.\\
'''Numbuh 1:''' [[BigWhat What?!]]\\
'''Father:''' Ooh, didn't you hear? The [[{{McGuffin}} Recomissioning Device]] is useless without an active Kids Next Door operative's genetic material inside it, and it looks like I couldn't have ''[[JustForPun picked]]'' a better operative. You have handed me the utter destruction of the Kids Next Door! How much '''sweeter''' the victory knowing it's all. Your. '''FAULT!'''
-->--''WesternAnimation/OperationZERO''

->"Stay away from us, asshole! I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you, because you don't have any friends! But now I see WHY you don't have any friends! You just used Manbearpig as a way to get attention for yourself because you're a LOSER!"
-->--'''Stan Marsh''' to AlGore, ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''Elmyra:''' Why, Monty, what's the matter?\\
'''Montana Max:''' ''You're'' what's the matter! You're a complete waste of space! You have a personality that rivals spore mold! On the evolutionary chart, you rank someplace between head cheese and toaster ovens! You're a cruise to nowhere! A null! A void! A zero!\\
'''Elmyra:''' Just what are trying to say?\\
'''Montana Max:''' ARRRRGH! I DON'T LIKE YOU! READ MY LIPS: ''I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures''

->'''Fifi:''' That was my photograph! I cannot believe you!\\
'''Johnny:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah, well,]] [[{{Jerkass}} I am pretty unbelievable.]]\\
'''Fifi:''' You are nothing but a selfish, worthless waste of skunk! You, monsieur Pew, STINK!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures''

->'''Leo:''' Half! We stopped half, and only because we got lucky! Is that good enough for you?! Is it?! We're always one step behind! We act like a bunch of amateurs! How many times are we gonna get beaten before you guys wise up and realize this isn't a game?! (storms off)\\
'''Raph:''' I hate to admit it, but [[JerkassHasAPoint he ain't wrong]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003''

->"You think we're intellectual equals?! It only took me ''seconds'' to get you off your guard! And this 'body' you designed is self-congratulatory garbage! See, [[ContinuityNod I know a thing or two about building a body out of biomass]], and you ''don't''... leave [[AttackItsWeakPoint your heart]] exposed!"
-->--'''Princess Bubblegum''' to [[spoiler:Ricardio]], ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->"The 'real' Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him. [...] The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humour. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever ''had'' a good joke. I mean, joy buzzers? Squirting flowers? LAME! Where's the A-material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! You make me laugh... But only 'cause I think you're kinda pathetic. [laughs] So, you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown?"
-->--'''Batman/Terry [=McGinnis=]''' to '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker''

->'''Vicky:''' This is ''[[NeverMyFault all your fault]]''!\\
'''Timmy:''' How is it ''my'' fault?! ''You're'' the one who caused the avalanche. You're the one who causes everything bad that happens to me! You've been mean to me for ''years'', and you're ''finally'' getting what you deserve. The only good thing about this is if I'm going down, at least [[TakingYouWithMe you're going down with me!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''

->"[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy I knew]] [[CombatPragmatism you would try a sneak attack]]. You were [[RefusalOfTheCall afraid to step up and lead the Earth Kingdom when you had the chance]]; you were afraid to [[WeCanRuleTogether join me]] when ''I'' [[TyrantTakesTheHelm became leader]]; and now, you are afraid of a fair fight. You have ''always'' been a coward."
-->--'''[[APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil Kuvira]]''' to '''[[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Suyin]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''

->"Um, first of all, hello. Uh, my name is Blim Blam the Korblok. Second of all, cards on the table, I'm a murderer that eats babies, and I came to this planet to eat babies. However, I am also carrying a highly infectious disease that I suppose you could call "space aids" as you put it. And Rick did chain me up so that he could attempt to cure it. At the same time, Rick's motivation to cure my disease was not to save my life or anyone else's, but to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarcks. But you know the reason why I ripped my chains out of the wall? And do you know why I'm never coming back to this planet? Because the two of you are the fucking worst! You both hate yourselves and each other. And the idea that it has anything to do with Rick is laughable. I'd laugh, but I'm biologically incapable. That's how alien I am. And even I'm sitting here listening to the two of you and being like, "what the fuck?!" So good luck with your shitty marriage, and tell Rick I'm sorry he has to deal with either of you. Blim Blam out!"
-->--'''Blim Blam''' to '''Jerry and Beth,''' ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''

->'''Plankton:''' THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! ''[everyone pauses and the crowd gasps]''\\
'''Spongebob:''' ''My'' fault?!\\
'''Plankton:''' You're the one who stole the wrong secret formula!\\
'''Spongebob:''' I didn't know there were two bottles!\\
'''Plankton:''' Of course you didn't! 'Cause you got cotton candy for brains! ''[the crowd goes "ooh"]'' No, seriously, he really does.\\
'''Spongebob:''' Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess in the first place if you weren't so selfish and evil!\\
'''Plankton:''' I ''was'' selfish and evil until you ruined everything with your teamwork!\\
'''Spongebob:''' ''[gasps]'' You take that back!\\
'''Plankton:''' YOU ARE THE WORST TEAMMATE EVER!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSpongebobMovieSpongeOutOfWater''

->"I hope you're proud of yourselves! You've driven away another customer! It's baffling, I tell you! Your deep-rooted lack of self-control only fosters failure in each endeavor we undertake! I mean, it's always one step forward and two steps back! Why!? Don't you see the example I try to set for you!?"
-->--'"Edd"' to '"Ed and Eddy,"' "WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
->"First off... you were the cause of the arguments. No matter what you fuckin' think...! your dad hit your mom 'cause of you! Alright? It's all your fault! Your dad, right? He was fuckin' your mom in the ass, right? And ''one little sperm'' just happened to drip down in... and that's why you were born, you fuck! You ruin everything!"
-->--'''Ray Narvaez Jr.'''

->"The North can make a steam engine, locomotive, or railway car; hardly a yard of cloth or pair of shoes can you make. You are rushing into war with one of the most powerful, ingeniously mechanical, and determined people on Earth — right at your doors. You are bound to fail. Only in your spirit and determination are you prepared for war. In all else you are totally unprepared, with a bad cause to start with. At first you will make headway, but as your limited resources begin to fail, shut out from the markets of Europe as you will be, your cause will begin to wane. If your people will but stop and think, they must see in the end that you will surely fail."
-->--'''William Tecumseh Sherman'''


[[/folder]]


----

[[folder:Game of Thrones]]

->'''Tyrion:''' I heard there was [[WouldHurtAChild some trouble in Littlefinger's brothel the other night]].\\
'''Slynt:''' Nasty business. [[IDidWhatIHadToDo Had to be done.]]\\
'''Tyrion:''' Of course. The city watch must keep the peace. Only....I hadn't realized peace depended on killing babies.\\
''(...)''\\
'''Tyrion:''' You've heard the [[BrotherSisterIncest awful rumors about my brother and sister?]]\\
'''Slynt:''' I don't listen to filth.\\
'''Tyrion:''' That's good of you. But you have heard the rumors. I suppose the people who ''do'' believe that "filth" also believe that Robert's bastards have a better claim to the throne than Cersei's children.\\
'''Slynt:''' Joffrey is my king, and the rest doesn't interest me.\\
'''Tyrion:''' I appreciate your loyalty. Tell me... When your men ''slaughtered'' Ned Stark's men in the throne room, did you give the order?\\
'''Slynt:''' I did. And I would again. The man was a traitor. He tried to buy my loyalty.\\
'''Tyrion:''' The fool! He had no idea your loyalty was ''already bought''.\\
'''Slynt:''' Are you ''drunk?'' I'll not have my honor questioned by an ''imp!''\\
'''Tyrion:''' I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence.\\
'''Slynt:''' ''(leaps up)'' If you think I'll stand there and take this from you, dwarf-\\
'''Tyrion:''' "Dwarf?" You should have stopped at "imp." And yes, you ''will'' stand here and take it from me, unless you'd like to take it from my friend here ''([[HiredGuns Bronn]] appears behind them)'' I intend to serve as Hand of the King until my father returns from the war, and seeing as you betrayed the last Hand of the King, well, I just wouldn't feel safe with you ''lurking'' about.
-->--'''Series/GameOfThrones'''

->"You don't know cold. Neither of you do. The horses died first. Didn't have enough to feed them, to keep them warm. Eating the horses was easy... but later, when we started to fall... that wasn't easy. We should've had a couple of boys like you along, shouldn't we? Soft, fat boys like you. We'd have lasted a fortnight on you, and still have bones left over for soup. Soon we'll have new recruits, and you lot will be passed along to the Lord Commander for assignment. And they will call you "men of the Night's Watch," but you'd be fools to believe it. You're boys, still. And come the winter, you will die... like flies."
-->--'''Alliser Thorne''' to Samwell Tarly & Jon Snow, ''Series/GameOfThrones, Cripples, Bastards & Broken Things''

->"You're blessed with abilities that few men possess. You're blessed to belong to one of the most powerful families in the kingdoms, and you're still blessed with youth. What have you done with these blessings, eh? You served as a glorified bodyguard for two kings -- one a mad man, the other a drunk."
-->--'''Tywin Lannister''' to Jaime Lannister, ''Series/GameOfThrones, You Win or You Die''

->"You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning. Men's laws give you the right to bear my name and display my colors since I cannot prove that you are not mine. And to teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father's sigil and his father's before him. But neither gods nor men will ever compel me to let you turn Casterly Rock into your whorehouse. Go, now. Speak no more of your rights to Casterly Rock. Go!"
-->--'''Tywin Lannister''' to Tyrion Lannister, ''Series/GameOfThrones, Valar Dohaeris''

->"I don't distrust you because you're a woman. I distrust you because you're not as smart as you think you are. You've allowed [[TheCaligula that boy]] to run roughshod over you and everyone else in this city."
-->--'''[[RuleOfThree Tywin Lannister]]''' to Cersei Lannister, ''Series/GameOfThrones, And Now His Watch Is Ended''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Family Guy]]
There were just too many quotes from ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''. Please keep the formatting consistent, and list sources by episode where known.

->'''Peter:''' Wait a minute--you went with the monkey to a father/son thing?\\
'''Chris:''' Well, it's not like ''you'' ever take me anywhere. [...] It's true! You never want to do anything with me! But the monkey's been taking me to all the fun places I like, and he's been helping me with all my homework! He helped me get an A in algebra!\\
'''Peter:''' How did the monkey know you needed help with algebra?\\
'''Chris:''' Because he ASKED!\\
''(Peter's jaw drops)''\\
'''Chris:''' That's right, Dad. You never ask, and even if you did, you never listen! And now you're getting mad at the monkey because he actually cares? Screw you! You are the worst dad in the world and ''I HATE YOU!''
-->--"Hannah Banana"

->'''Brian:''' I'm just trying to build a friendship with you. All I've done is try to be nice to you, and you still don't like me. How can you not like me?\\
'''Quagmire:''' Ok, I'll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. (getting angrier) And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You're always like. "Ooh, I'll get you later," but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend that you're this deep guy that loves women for their souls, but all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it! I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh-grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield is a profound intellectual. He wasn't. He was a SPOILED BRAT! And that's why you like him so much: he's YOU! GOD, you're pretentious! (brimming with indignation) And you delude yourself by thinking you're a great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I shoulda known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She woulda known there's no "A" in the word "definite!" And what I think I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should (mockingly) "Legalize Pot, maaan..." How big business is crushing the underclass; how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well what have YOU done to help?! I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian... never seen YOU down there! You wanna help? GRAB A LADLE! And by the way, driving a Prius does not make you Jesus Christ. Oh, WAIT! You don't believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter, because (mockingly) "religion is for idiots." Well who the HELL are YOU to talk down to anyone?! You failed college TWICE, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father -- how's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that... all of it... if you weren't such a BORE. That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic [[TheBore BORE.]] ''Sigh...'' Well, see ya later, Brian. Thanks for the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] steak.
-->--"Jerome is the New Black"

->'''Connie:''' You know, Meg, there's no dogs allowed here, so you're gonna have to leave. But Brian can stay.\\
''(Connie and her friends laugh.)''\\
'''Brian:''' You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a ''bitch''.\\
'''Connie:''' Excuse me?\\
'''Meg:''' Brian, let's just go.\\
'''Brian:''' No, no, no, no, no, ha-, no, hang on, hang on, Meg, hang on... You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12, but now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a ''whore''. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?\\
'''Connie:''' ''(runs away crying)''
-->--"Barely Legal"

->'''Chris:''' Look, Meg, I don't know what your problem is. I thought Dad's humming was pretty entertaining.\\
'''Meg:''' You know what? ''This'' is what I'm talking about. This is a ''perfect'' example. You're my brother. You're supposed to be on ''my'' side, and you're such a bastard to me.\\
'''Chris:''' HOW AM I A BASTARD?!\\
'''Meg:''' Oh, you want the whole story?\\
'''Lois:''' Meg, please.\\
'''Meg:''' Not now, Mom. Chris, you treat me like you hate me, and I don't know why. You say hurtful things to me constantly. Do you have any idea what that feels like? What if I said those things to you? What if I started calling you a fat, zitty loser, who has no friends and smells like an old woman who has birds for pets? Is it too much to ask to be treated with a little decency from my brother? Maybe show me some kind of kindness by not jumping on the "Let's-Get-Meg" family bandwagon?

-> '''Lois:''' Look, the bottom line here Meg is that you're just taking your own problems out on everyone else.\\
'''Meg:''' Oh, ''my'' problems? Oh, I see. Is this coming from my role-model mother? The shoplifter, the drug addict, the pornstar, the ''whore'' who let Gene Simmons and Bill Clinton go to town on her?\\
'''Lois:''' ''(scoffs)'' So what? A-all those things are behind me now. I'm a better person now because of those experiences.\\
'''Meg:''' Are you? Are you a better person?\\
'''Lois:''' What's your point, Meg?\\
'''Meg:''' My point is that with all the irresponsible, reckless, idiotic behavior in your past, that somehow, heh, somehow you have the nerve, the arrogance to consistently and ruthlessly point out ''my'' shortcomings.\\
'''Lois:''' Alright, well fine! Okay, I'm not the perfect mother; who is?\\
'''Meg:''' ''(chuckles)'' Not only are you not the perfect mother, you're the farthest thing ''from!'' From the ''moment'' you gave birth to me, I had to trust you. I had no choice. I needed you to protect me from the world, to be my guide, to help me navigate the difficult, confusing, and vulnerable journey to becoming a person. You have done ''none'' of those things! You're my mother and you took a child's trust and smashed it into bits in a seventeen-year long mission to destroy something that you killed a long time ago! And honestly, when I turn eighteen, I-I don't know that I ever want to see you again!\\
'''Lois:''' ''(lips quiver, then she cries)''

->'''Meg:''' ''(to Peter)'' You are completely selfish, and totally irresponsible as a father.\\
'''Peter:''' All right, I see what's going on here. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You're in love with your old man]].\\
'''Meg:''' You have ''no'' education, you have ''no'' interests, you just do ''whatever'' reckless thing you want to do, ''whenever'' you want to do it, ''without'' regard for anyone else. Oh, oh, and when you're not terrorizing the community with your impulsive escapades, you're being a ''total'' jerk to your family! You shove your daughter's face in your ass and you ''fart on it!''\\
'''Peter:''' ''(laughs)''\\
'''Meg:''' God, if someone in the outside world could see the way you treat me, you would be in jail!\\
'''Peter:''' ''(laughs again)''\\
'''Meg:''' Oh, ''(fake laughs)'' oh, this is amusing to you? Well, see if you find this funny!\\
'''Peter:''' I like where this is going.\\
'''Meg:''' You're a fat, lazy, abusive, blue-collar, Irish-Catholic dad who drinks ''way'' too much, and barely makes enough to support his family! You've lived ''half'' your life, and you have ''nothing'' to show for it! Your ''only'' arguable accomplishments are your kids, and look at us! We're a ''disaster!''\\
'''Stewie:''' Meg, watch it.\\
'''Meg:''' You're a total and ''complete'' embarrassment in every ''possible'' way! Take a good look at yourself Peter Griffin! You're a ''waste'' of a man!\\
''*{{Beat}}*''\\
'''Peter:''' Wait a second, these are criticisms! Hey Lois, tell her to knock it off!\\
'''Lois:''' Oh, and where the hell were you when she was laying into ''me?!''\\
'''Peter:''' I was thinking about getting a fancy cane, maybe getting more attention from strangers.\\
'''Meg:''' Have either of you guys been listening to me?! DO BOTH OF YOU JUST HAVE YOUR HEADS UP YOUR ASSES!?!
-->--"Seahorse Seashell Party"
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[[folder: Gone With The Wind]]
->'''Scarlett:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' I'm leaving you, my dear. All you need now is a divorce and your dreams of Ashley can come true.\\
'''Scarlett:''' Oh, no! No, you're wrong, terribly wrong! I don't want a divorce. Oh Rhett, but I knew tonight, when I... when I knew I loved you, I ran home to tell you, oh darling, darling!\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' Please don't go on with this, Leave us some dignity to remember out of our marriage. Spare us this last.\\
'''Scarlett:''' This last? Oh Rhett, do listen to me, I must have loved you for years, only I was such a stupid fool, I didn't know it. Please believe me, you must care! Melly said you did.\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' I believe you. What about Ashley Wilkes?\\
'''Scarlett:''' I... I never really loved Ashley.\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' You certainly gave a good imitation of it, up till this morning. No Scarlett, I tried everything. If you'd only met me half way, even when I came back from London.\\
'''Scarlett:''' I was so glad to see you. I was, Rhett, but you were so nasty.\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' And then when you were sick, it was all my fault... I hoped against hope that you'd call for me, but you didn't.\\
'''Scarlett:''' I wanted you. I wanted you desperately but I didn't think you wanted me.\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' It seems we've been at cross purposes, doesn't it? But it's no use now. As long as there was Bonnie, there was a chance that we might be happy. I liked to think that Bonnie was you, a little girl again, before the war, and poverty had done things to you. She was so like you, and I could pet her, and spoil her, as I wanted to spoil you. But when she went, she took everything.\\
'''Scarlett:''' Oh, Rhett, Rhett please don't say that. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry for everything.\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' My darling, you're such a child. You think that by saying, "I'm sorry," all the past can be corrected. Here, take my handkerchief. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief.\\
'''Scarlett:''' Rhett! Rhett, where are you going?\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' I'm going back to Charleston, back where I belong.\\
'''Scarlett:''' Please, please take me with you!\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' No, I'm through with everything here. I want peace. I want to see if somewhere there isn't something left in life of charm and grace. Do you know what I'm talking about?\\
'''Scarlett:''' No! I only know that I love you.\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' That's your misfortune.\\
'''Scarlett:''' Oh, Rhett! [...] Rhett... if you go, where shall I go, what shall I do?\\
'''Rhett Butler:''' Frankly, my dear, I don't ''give'' a damn.
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[[folder:[=GLaDOS=]]]
->"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you ''muuuurdered'' him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. ''Shall not be mourned.'' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."
-->--'''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Portal1}} Portal 1]]''

->"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."
-->--'''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Portal2}} Portal 2]]''

->"That outfit you're wearing looks stupid... That's not me talking; it says so right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but here, a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neckbearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably- Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh, wait. It says she has a medical degree. In fashion. From France!"
-->--'''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Portal2}} Portal 2]]''
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