->''"Prostitution is a calling with many hazards, sadness, and tragedy, but it accepts human nature. It knows what some people need, and perhaps that is why every society has found a way to accommodate it."''
-->-- '''[[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051215/REVIEWS/51019006/1023 Roger Ebert]]'''

->'''Britta:''' Hey, Jeff. I'm sure you know Phillip. Did you know that if I sleep with Philip once a month, I can use his beach house in Rio whenever I want?\\
'''Jeff:''' Wow, you guys are really on to something. I think you found the world's newest profession.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Accounting for Lawyers"

->'''Ted:''' Even if I wanted to, the thing's in two hours.\\
'''Barney:''' So get an escort.\\
'''Ted:''' By escort you mean prostitute?\\
'''Barney:''' Why not?\\
'''Ted:''' Because gross?\\
'''Barney:''' Oh, gross? What, you have some Puritanical hang-up about prostitution? Dude, it's the world's oldest profession.\\
'''Marshall:''' You really think that's true?\\
'''Barney:''' Oh, yeah. I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out.\\
'''Marshall:''' Aha, so then the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom, you've been lawyered!
-->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS1E19MaryTheParalegal Mary the Paralegal]]"

->'''Woman in bar:''' Would you like to buy me a drink?\\
'''Hamilton:''' No thanks, I'm here on business.\\
'''Woman:''' What a coincidence -- so am I!
-->-- ''It Started in Naples'' (1960)

->''"Pimpin' been around since the world started turning. And it's gonna keep right on turning right along with it. Until this little planet rotates off its axis as a result of its core overheating and explodes into cosmic dust! Can you dig it?"''
-->-- '''Osiris''', ''Film/BlackDynamite''

->''"It's a question of degree. I used to do it for a dinner and a disco. I nearly did it for an Earldom. And now I just do it for money."''
-->-- '''Anna''', ''Series/TheProfessionals'', "The Untouchables"
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