->'''Koneko:''' Watch out for that pervo jerk, because he has the ability to blow away a woman's clothes just by touching them. \\
'''Irina:''' What? Their clothes?!\\
'''Issei:''' Koneko! Why are you giving my secrets away to the enemy?!\\
'''Koneko:''' Because you are the enemy to all women.\\
'''Issei:''' Sometimes the things you say really hurt.
-->-- ''Literature/HighSchoolDXD''

->''"What's a defabricator? ''[zapped]'' Okay... defabricator: does {{exactly what it says on the tin}}."''
-->-- '''Captain Jack Harkness''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E12BadWolf Bad Wolf]]"

->"Scotty, materialize her... and make sure her clothes stay on the space station."
-->-- '''Captain Quirk''', ''[[ParallelPornTitles Sex Trek: Charly XXX]]''

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