->'''Queen Veranke:''' In spite of all that you've done to our empire, He loves you.\\
'''ComicBook/SpiderMan:''' Uh... he who?\\
'''Queen Veranke:''' ''God.''\\
'''ComicBook/NickFury:''' Yeah? Well, ''my'' god has a ''hammer!''
-->-- A [[ComicBook/SecretInvasion Skrull]] learns why you don't argue theology with an Avenger.

->'''Loki:''' Freedom is the only thing worth anything.
-->-- '''Loki''' to '''Mephisto''', from Kieron Gillen's ''Comicbook/{{Siege}}: Loki'' one-shot.

->"All the power of the storm, from all the world, flows through my veins, and can be summoned by mine hammer at any time, wherever it is. A lightning storm in Japan? Mine. A hurricane off the coast of Barbados? Mine again. A brace of tornadoes in Kansas? Aye...mine. All that might, all that destructive force, mine to command. Channeled and guided through the mystic might of this hammer, guided right at thee!"
-->-- '''Thor'''

->[[ComicBook/{{Ultron}} "Ultron.]] [[PreAssKickingOneLiner We would have words with thee."]]
-->-- '''Thor''', ''ComicBook/UltronUnlimited''

->'''Odin:''' But how better for a god to die, Surtur of Muspelheim, than facing fearful odds? And when ''better'' to die than with a man's ''sons'' beside him! ''For ASGARD!''\\
'''Thor:''' ''FOR MIDGARD!''\\
'''Loki:''' ''FOR MYSELF!''
-->-- ''Thor'' #353

->'''Spider-Man:''' Let me give you some advice. There is an astonishing amount of powerful people in this world, and a lot of them are flat-out crazy. So...trust me...you will ''always'' be in over your head. Always. ''(Thor flies past)'' [[MemeticBadass Unless you're Thor.]]
->'''Spider-Girl / Arana:''' Sweet hammer.
-->-- ''ComicBook/SpiderMan''

->'''Thor:''' '''I CARE NOT.'''
-->-- Thor shows Eimen how much he cares about his plans. ''Uncanny Avengers'' #16

->'''Thor:''' "Give your orders and ultimatums to those who choose to obey, or too cowardly to fight, NOT to me. Or learn again the difference between a God of Thunder and a mortal man in a metal suit."
-->-- Thor to ComicBook/IronMan following their one-sided fight in ''Thor'' #3

->''Need ye help, friend Daredevil? I was passing hence for but a latte most vanilla and espied this battle unfairly number'd two 'gainst once.''
-->-- Thor [[MemeticMutation showing up late with Starbucks]], ''SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} annual''