->She went down in an airplane\\
Fried getting suntanned\\
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand\\
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!\\
She met a shark under water\\
Fell and no one caught her\\
I returned everything I ever bought her\\
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies\\
And ways to say you died\\\
She was caught in a mudslide\\
Eaten by a lion\\
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion\\
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!\\
She dried up in the desert\\
Drowned in a hot tub\\
Danced to death at an east side night club\\
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies\\
And ways to say you died
-->--"50 Ways To Say Goodbye", Music/{{Train}}

->''RIP Bob, Killed by elementary physics''
-->--One of the many ways to die in ''VideoGame/{{NetHack}}''

->''"Over 30 wickedly cunning, fully-animated deaths await the unwary."''
-->--''VideoGame/TheImmortal'', box of UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis version

->''"[[HaveANiceDeath It’s fun coming up with new ways to kill yourself]]. I told the stunt guys, ‘Watch [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadrunner Wile E. Coyote cartoons.]] It’s not violent enough!’"''
-->-- '''Creator/TomCruise''' [[http://herocomplex.latimes.com/movies/edge-of-tomorrow-tom-cruise-on-dying-for-doug-liman-in-sci-fi-thriller/#/0 on making]] ''Film/EdgeOfTomorrow''

->''So be at peace, and fulfill your duty!''\\
''Your happiness is our happiness''\\
''[[HappinessIsMandatory Are you happy? It's your duty! Are you fulfilling it?]]''\\
''If you're not happy, there's...''\\
''Hanging, [[OffWithHisHead beheading]], firing squad, boiling, [[SuperDrowningSkills drowning]], [[PsychoElectro electrocution]],''\\
''[[KillItWithFire Immolation]], [[BuriedAlive live burial]], lethal injection, stoning, sawing, [[CrucifiedHeroShot crucifixion]],''\\
''Take your pick! ♪''
-->--'''[[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Hatsune Miku]]''', "This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee" [[labelnote:*]]Approved English translation from ''VideoGame/HatsuneMikuProjectDIVA F 2nd''[[/labelnote]]

%%First pothole is for the game relevant to the death, even if it's from a side series. Second pothole pertains to the death itself. Please maintain this format.
->[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII A is for Aerith,]] [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice stabbed right through the tummy]]\\
[[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 B is for Bowser,]] [[BossArenaIdiocy whose bridgework was crummy]]\\
[[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger C is for Crono,]] [[TimeyWimeyBall or was that his double?]]\\
[[VideoGame/StreetFighterII D is for Dhalsim,]] [[RubberMan who had yoga trouble]]\\
[[VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin E is for Ecco,]] [[TakeThatScrappy and he was delicious]]\\
[[VideoGame/{{Frogger}} F is for Frogger,]] [[LookBothWays who got too ambitious]]\\
[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaI G is for Ganon,]] [[GluttonousPig who gained too much weight]]\\
[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 H is for Heavy,]] [[TrademarkFavoriteFood whose sandvich was bait]]

->''[chorus]'' Game over! Game over! Everyone's game ends eventually!\\
Game over! Game over! Let's count the ways from A to Z!

->[[VideoGame/MegaMan1 I is for Ice Man,]] [[ImMelting whose best friend was hot]]\\
[[VideoGame/EarthwormJim J is for Jim,]] [[LiteralMetaphor who the early bird caught]]\\
[[Franchise/{{Kirby}} K is for Kirby,]] [[PopGoesTheHuman popped like a balloon]]\\
[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask L is for Link,]] [[ColonyDrop who was crushed by the moon]]\\
[[VideoGame/MarioKart M is for Mario]] [[TheAllegedCar (faulty transmission)]]\\
[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime N is for Navi,]] [[DrivenToSuicide why wouldn't they listen?]]\\
[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaI O is for Old Man,]] [[HeroicSacrifice who needed that sword]]\\
[[VideoGame/PacMan P is for Pac-Man,]] [[StalkerWithACrush who Blinky adored]]

->''[chorus]''

->[[VideoGame/QBert Q is for Q*Bert,]] [[StaircaseTumble who fell down the stairs]]\\
[[VideoGame/{{Rayman}} R is for Rayman,]] [[AbandonedMascot since nobody cares]]\\
[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1 S is for Sonic,]] [[SuperDrowningSkills who needed some air]]\\
[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 T is for Tails,]] [[KickTheDog who also was there]]\\
[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI U is for Ultros,]] [[HazardousWater done in by chlorine]]\\
[[VideoGame/SoulSeries V is for Voldo,]] [[DangerouslyCloseShave whose shave was too clean]]\\
[[VideoGame/WarioWare W is for Wario,]] [[RidiculousFutureSequelisation with too many 'Wares]]\\
[[VideoGame/MegaManX X is for X,]] [[BearsAreBadNews assaulted by bears]]\\
[[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld Y is for Yoshi,]] [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential who had a bad friend]]\\
[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaI Z is for Zelda,]] [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor who wished for THE END]]

->Game over! Game over! Video games have their own [=ABCs!=]\\
Game over! Game over! Next time, won't you sing with me?
-->-- '''Music/{{Brentalfloss}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52MRy_RXJWU The Game Over Tinies]]"
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