->''"I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led. And through the air. I am he that walks unseen. [...] I am the clue-finder, the web-cutter, the stinging fly. I was chosen for the lucky number. [...] I am he that buries his friends alive and drown them and draws them alive again from the water. I came from the end of a bag, but no bag went over me. [...] I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," went on Bilbo beginning to be pleased with his riddling.''
-->-- '''Bilbo Baggins''', misdirecting and entertaining the dragon Smaug, ''Literature/TheHobbit''

->'''Janeway:''' Captain Kathryn Janeway of the Federation starship Voyager.\\
'''Neelix:''' A very impressive title. I have no idea what it means, but it sounds very impressive.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

->'''[[Main/ProudWarriorRaceGuy Staal]]:''' General Staal, of the Tenth Sontaran Fleet. Staal the Undefeated.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, that's not a very good nickname. What if you do get defeated? Staal the Not-Quite-So Undefeated-Anymore-But-Never-Mind?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E4TheSontaranStratagem The Sontaran Stratagem]]

->'''Highwayman:''' Stand and deliver!
->'''Coachman:''' Do as he says. I've heard of this brigand. He's known as the Knightmare! Faster than Sam Swift the Quick, deadlier than Deadly Dupont.
->'''Highwayman:''' Dabbling lowpads the pair of 'em, with terrible pseudonyms to boot.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E6TheWomanWhoLived The Woman Who Lived]]

->"You have the honor of pairing with Clee--or should I say His Learnedness Right the Honorable Director Doctor Cleander Simmsworth Garlock, Doctor of Philosophy, Doctor of Science, Prime Operator, President and First Fellow of the Galaxian Society, First Fellow of the Gunther Society, Fellow of the Institute of Paraphysics, of the Institute of Nuclear Physics, of the College of Mathematics, of the Congress of Psionicists, and of all the other top-bracket brain-gangs you ever heard of? Also, for your information, his men have given him a couple of informal degrees--P.D.Q. and S.O.B."
-->-- ''The Galaxy Primes'' by Creator/EEDocSmith

->The bold explorer stepped forth with his hand outstretched. "I am Captain Proton of the Space Rangers -- Victor of the Battle of Tycho, Hero of the Big Whoops! (The Third Accidental Atomic Holocaust of '98), and Liberator or Butcher of Venus (Depending on Your Interpretation of Certain Controversial Events)."
-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''

->'''Archie:''' I bless UsefulNotes/CatherineTheGreat, for she is our new...\\
'''Peter''', ''whispering'': You're calling yourself "The Great"?\\
'''Catherine:''' Of course.\\
'''Peter:''' It seems... arrogant.\\
'''Catherine:''' It is if you are not great. If you are, it is just calling things what they are.
-->-- ''Series/TheGreat'', "Dickhead"
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