-->'''Nala:''' You must have really cared about me to hang on for that long.
-->'''Simba:''' I... I guess I do. You are my best friend, after all. I'll always take care of you.
-->-- ''King's Ransom'', summarising the extent of Simba's love for Nala.

-->'''Tara:''' Shut... up... you... ''prep!''
-->''(Tara's guts explode over Simba, Nala and Haiba.)''
-->'''Nala:''' Oh... ''gosh''!
-->''(Haiba wipes a fragment of intestine from his muzzle.)''
-->'''Haiba:''' Oh, man! That is the second most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth!
-->''(Simba fiddles around with his mouth.)''
-->'''Simba:''' I think I've just swallowed something...
-->'''Haiba:''' You sure it wasn't her kidney?
-->'''Simba:''' Yeah, I think it was her kidney.
-->-- Some BloodyHilarious BodyHorror from ''My Immortal''.

-->'''Haiba:''' Quiet, infidel, or I might just have to administer the Kiss of Death!
-->'''Simba:''' Please, no! [[AnythingButThat Anything but that!]]
-->-- A BrainwashedAndCrazy Haiba in ''The Blood Line''.

-->'''Nala''': I hate sandstorms. They're really... sandy.
-->-- '''Nala''' playing the role of CaptainObvious in ''The Curse of Death''.

-->'''The Interceptor:''' Oh, I'm so scared of your girly little nails!
-->-- '''The Interceptor''' at his [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] best in ''The Message''.

-->'''Hago:''' You can't escape us now.
-->'''Zazu:''' Actually, I could always fly away.
-->'''Simba:''' And leave us behind? You chicken!
-->'''Zazu:''' When things get very serious, I look out for my own best interests. In a situation like this, I find you very irrelevant.
-->'''Nala:''' You ''are'' a chicken! You'd leave us to die just so you could save yourself?
-->'''Zazu:''' I'd love to say no, but unfortunately the answer is yes.
-->-- Zazu showing how much of a DirtyCoward he can be in ''Zazu's in Charge''.

-->'''Haiba:''' Nala! Just the pussy I've been looking for!
-->-- '''Haiba''' in ''Changes'' poses a very interesting question here: DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything

-->'''Nala:''' Have you got the oranges?
-->'''Simba:''' No, it's just the way my tail pokes out.
-->-- A well-placed DoubleEntendre in ''Dead as a Dodo''.

-->'''Haiba:''' I'm so hot, I'm cool! And I'm so cool, I'm hot!
-->-- '''Haiba''', ''The Blood Line''

-->'''Death:''' ''Kufa inawadia''.
-->-- '''Death''', ''Darkness Falls''

-->'''Nala:''' Mom, how far is it?
-->-- '''Nala''', ''Friend Like Me''. The first ever line of dialogue in the series.

-->'''Death:''' It was all me, Simba! I've been laying traps for you all along – ready to bring you to this exact moment! It's brilliant! It's ingenious! Better than when I burned down WesternAnimation/{{FernGully|TheLastRainforest}}! Better than when I crushed the [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Powerpuff Girls]]! ''Better than ripping the heads off of all those annoying, colourful ponies who don't ever shut the hell up!''
-->-- '''Death''', ''Darkness Falls''. Not a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic brony]].