->I was supposed to be the one who stood to the side and said "Buffy, you're stupid and we're all going to die."
-->--'''James Marsters''', speaking about his character on Buffy, '''Spike'''
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->'''Lisa:''' Why is the guy from ''Series/LaverneAndShirley'' living in our house? \\
'''Squiggy:''' 'Cause nobody's watching you clowns! If you was to ask me, you're all too calm and happy. The essence of drama is conflict. That's why [[SadistShow they gave me this tazer!]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Helter Shelter"

->I was expecting fireworks. Where's the anger, the vicious name-calling, the irrational accusations? I never would have agreed to be a witness if I knew you were going to be so civil. It's disgusting.
-->--'''Quark''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("Let He Who is Without Sin...")

->Does Prudence actually want to watch a version of ''{{Series/House}}'' where everyone gets along? What would the show even be about? Medicine?
-->--''Webcomic/UnwindersTallComics''

->'''Dr. Kelso''': Although damned if he doesn't disagree with me just because I said it.\\
'''J.D.''': Sir, I don't think that's true.\\
'''Dr. Kelso:''' ''(calls out)'' It's hotter than hell in here, Perry!\\
'''Dr. Cox:''' Freezing!\\
'''Dr. Kelso''': Great coffee, though!\\
'''Dr. Cox''': Rat piss!\\
'''Dr. Kelso''': Dr. Murphy here [[YesMan is an incompetent suck-up!]]\\
'''Dr. Cox:''' No, Bob, in fact, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!\\
'''Dr. Kelso''': ''(to J.D.)'' Your witness.
-->--''{{Series/Scrubs}}''

->Did Series/{{Angel}} deal with this kind of lip? I mean, other than from me? Did ''Buffy'' deal with this kind of lip? Again, other than from me?
-->--'''Spike''' discovers [[TheLeader leadership]] isn't all it's cracked up to be, ''Spike: After the Fall''

->Look, even without the bow and arrows...the only Avenger who ever stood up to CaptainAmerica the way you did...was {{Hawkeye}}.
-->--'''Jessica Jones''' to '''Kate Bishop''', ''ComicBook/YoungAvengers''

->'''Tony:''' Following's not really my style.\\
'''Steve:''' And you're all about style, aren't you?
-->--''Film/TheAvengers''

->As First Officer, it's my job to interject when the Commanding Officer does something I feel is a mistake, sir.
-->-- '''Will Riker''', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''

->A 'Jedi Knight'?! I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur!
-->-- '''Han Solo''', ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi''

->I think it's best for all of us if you set the pace of the investigation, and we follow your lead. I'm cool playing second banana. I mean, I'm more the advisor type, you know? An ideas man, not an executive.
-->-- '''Yosuke''', ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}''
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