->"Reminds me of this rooftop bullshit; jump from the wrong place and you go falling to the ground."
-->-- ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1989''

->"When the blocks start getting close to the top, [[SongsInTheKeyOfPanic the music starts speeding up]]. Now this causes me to get nervous and could mess me up."
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}''

->"''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' is a game that's considered a cult classic by some, and a bad game by others."

->"Talk about a shitload of shit!"
-->-- ''The Goonies II''

->"Is it possible for ''Mission: Impossible'' to possibly be a good game? Possibly. But possi-absolutely fucking not! This game sucks ass!"

->"To tell you the truth, this game is the most boring, stupidest, dumbest, vile, repulsive, anal-raping, fecal-flinging, ass-ramming, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking toe-jerking]], vomit-inducing piece of shit I’ve ever played in my life!"
-->-- ''[[Manga/{{Kinnikuman}} MUSCLE]]''

->"Did someone play this game before releasing it to the public?"
-->-- ''Yo! Noid''

->"What a bunch of ass burgers with a side of fries!"
-->-- ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''

->"What a piece of diarrhea dick waffles!"
-->-- ''ROB the ROBOT Pt. 1''

->"[[TheProblemWithLicensedGames Turning a Hollywood movie into a video game always spells disaster.]]"
-->-- ''Predator''

->"[I]t makes as much sense as taking a shit on a bunch of apples and calling it apple dumplings!"
-->-- ''Aladdin''

->The Genie: "My rug is double-parked outside."
-->-- ''Aladdin''

->"I guess logic really has no place here..."
-->-- ''E.T. Part 2''
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