->'''Torres:''' How the hell do you know when we're having "intimate relations"?!\\
'''Seven:''' (deadpan) There is no one on Deck 9, Section 12 who ''doesn't'' know when you are having intimate relations.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

->"''You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love.''"
-->-- ''Theatre/AvenueQ''

->"''There is nothing like sounds my wife makes when she is in bed with her lover.''"
-->-- ''Anonymous cuckold''

->''"Oh Dirk," moaned Camille as she writhed nakedly on the bed. "Yes yes yes YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!"\\
"Wait up," shouted Dirk. "I'm still in the bathroom!"''
-->-- '''DaveBarry''', "Dude, Read All About It!"

->''"Our sex life has been ruined by the arrival of our first baby. We can't be so spontaneous because we don't want the nanny to hear us. We can't scream and yell like we used to."''
-->-- ''Cindy Crawford''
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