->"It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than ''TheHumanCentipede''. [[FateWorseThanDeath You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered]]. Maybe you'd need to also be insane... \\
"I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, [[BrokeTheRatingScale I refuse to do it]]. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world [[StealthInsult where the stars don't shine]]."
->''"/b/ is like a human centipede with over 9000 segments, and the front occasionally turns to clean the back. Also the poo is metaphorical."''
-->-- [[ImageBoards 4chan]] post about the film.
->'''Butthead:''' Good evening. Tonight Beavis and I will be discussing a wonderful and inspiring film called ''The Human Centipede''.\\
'''Butthead:''' In this movie, a German doctor surgically connects this chick's mouth to another chick's butt. Then he connects ''that'' chick's mouth to a [[InterchangeableAsianCultures Chinese]] dude's butt...\\
'''Butthead:''' ...creating a Siamese triplet called the Human Centipede.\\
'''Beavis:''' Y'know, it really ''is'' uplifting. [giggles]\\
'''Butthead:''' Through this experience, they learn about cooperation, friendship, and life. [giggles]\\
'''Beavis:''' Yeah, and they also learn what human butt tastes like. [giggles] I mean, at least two of 'em do.\\
'''Butthead:''' Yeah. [giggles] That's ''uplifting''.
-->-- WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead's Cinema Classics