->''"On the eighth day, God created Mankind... Why was He having such a bad day? Why did He create all of you normal, and forget so many important parts of me?"''
-->-- ''[[Wrestling/{{WWE}} WWF]]: The Music, Vol. 2'', "Ode to Freud (Mankind's Theme)"

->''God twisted my face into a gorgon's likeness, but He did not make me a monster. My sire reared me in a cesspit and even named me Dogshit in his own tongue, but he did not make me a monster. [[JadeColoredGlasses I imagine in time]], [[ThenLetMeBeEvil the rest of the world will succeed where they failed]].''
-->--'''Erzebet of Pest, Nosferatu,''' ''[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Dark Ages: Vampire]] - Player's Guide To The Low Clans''

->''Tis true my form is something odd.\\
But blaming me is blaming God;\\
Could I create myself anew,\\
I would not fail in pleasing you.\\
If I could reach from pole to pole,\\
Or grasp the ocean with a span,\\
I would be measured by the soul,\
The mind's the standard of the man.''
-->--'''Joseph Carey Merrick, The Elephant Man'''
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