->The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
-->--'''Creator/JorgeLuisBorges''', Argentinian writer

->''"Brezhnev took Afghanistan. Begin took Beirut. Galtieri took the Union Jack. And Maggie, over lunch one day, took a cruiser with all hands. Apparently, to make him give it back."''
-->-- '''Music/PinkFloyd''', ''"Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert"''
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