-> [[MemeticMutation STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!]] (Your spree is at an end...)
-->--'''Many, ''many'' guards'''

-> STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
-->--'''Many, ''many'' guards' secondary response'''

-> Talk to Haskill, he has more brains than a brain pie. Mmm... brain pie. ''Care to donate''?
-->--'''Sheogorath'''

-> Change, change will preserve us. It will '''move mountains'''... it will ''mount movements''.
-->--'''Sheogorath''' [[IceCreamKoan making very little sense, but sounding like a genius]].

-> Come visit again, or I'll pluck out your eyes! Ha ha ha ha ha!
-->--'''Sheogorath''' every time you finish talking to him.

-> By Azura, by Azura, by Azura, it's The Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you standing here next to me.
-->--'''The Adoring Fan'''

-> Oh, it's YOU. HI!
-->--''Generic Response''

-> Men are but flesh and blood; they know their doom, but not the hour. In this I'm blessed to see the hour of my death! To face my apportuned fate, then fall.
-->-- '''Emperor Uriel Septim VII''', unknowingly quoting a bit from Shakespeare's ''The Tragedy of Julius Caesar''.

-> {{This is the part where}} you fall down and '''''[[LargeHam bleeed]]''''' to death!
-->--''Mid-fight banter from '''everyone'''''

-> I was born [[CoolOldGuy 87 years ago]]. For 65 years I've ruled as [[TheEmperor Tamriel's Emperor.]] But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow beyond which no waking eye may see.]] [[DemonicInvaders Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land.]] This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the Third Era, and the final hours of my life.
-->-- '''Emperor Uriel Septim VII''', in the intro cinematic.

-> When the dragon dies, the Empire dies. Where is the lost dragon's blood, the Empire's sire? And from the womb of the void, who shall stem the blood tide? So long as the Blood of the Dragon Prince runs strong in her rulers, the glory of the Empire shall extend in unbroken years. His heart's blood bleeds in darkness. For once the portals are opened, who shall shut them upon the rising tide? For Lord Dagon forever reborn in blood and fire from the waters of Oblivion. Find him... and close shut the marble jaws of Oblivion.
-->-- '''[[{{Foreshadowing}} Geilir the Mumbling]]''', ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind Bloodmoon]]''

-> ''So that's how it works. You plod along, putting one foot before the other, look up, and suddenly, there you are. Right where you wanted to be all along.''
-->-- a level-up message

-> The results of hard work always seem like luck. But you know you've earned every bit of your success.
-->-- The level 21+ level up message.

-> Remember when we first met in Kvatch? I told you that I didn't want any part of the gods' plan. I still don't know if there is a divine plan. But I've come to realize that it doesn't matter. What matters is that we act. That we do what's right, when confronted with evil. That's what you did at Kvatch. It wasn't the gods that saved us, it was you. Were you acting for the gods? I don't know. But now it's my turn to act.
-->-- '''Martin'''

-> Go, go! Socialize! Talk to those fine people, and then plunge your knife into their throats when they ain't lookin'! [[EvilLaugh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!]]
-->-- '''Fafnir'''

-> I am on your side!
-->-- Every time an ally is hit by the main character in a fight (and they usually get in the middle).

->''Wonderful!'' Time for a celebration! Cheese, for ''everyone!'' Wait. Scratch that, Cheese for no one. I suppose that can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?
-->-- '''Sheogorath''', upon you turning in a quest.

-> Now, though, you have ended the cycle. [[AwesomeMomentOfCrowning You now hold the mantel of Madness]], and Jyggalag is free to roam the wastes of Oblivion once more. I will take my leave, and you will remain here, mortal. [[AmbiguouslyHuman Mortal? King? God? It seems uncertain]]. This realm is yours, perhaps you will grow to your station. [[WorthyOpponent Fare thee well, Sheogorath, Prince of Madness.]]
-->-- '''Jyggalag''', at the conclusion of the ''Shivering Isles''