->''"Thatís right, Jubilee! Thereís nothing 'cool' about having my psychic wife transport a gunfighter from the future and me into a digital world of danger and adventure! And if saying that makes me 'lame,' then I guess Iím just a big 'lame!'\\\
Oh, [[{{XMen}} Cyclops]]. Of all the Cyclopses in the world, youíre the Cyclopsest."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/bizarro-back-issues-the-x-men-pizza-and-cyberspace-together-at-last-1993/ "The X-Men, Pizza and Cyberspace, Together at Last"]]

->''"Summertime is generally a happy time, making it my least favorite time of year."''
-->-- '''Strong Sad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/somber.html "Somber Vacation"]]

->''It's not alright I've been avoiding\\
empty faces around me.\\
I know you depress yourself,\\
and hell, you're depressing me.''
-->-- '''Gileah and the Ghost Train''', "The Emergency"

->''"I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready. Wait a minute."''
-->''(Splashing noises)''
->''"There, does that satisfy you?"''
-->--'''Marvin the Paranoid Android''', "Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy"

->''"[[CatchPhrase I'm not happy.]]"''
-->--'''Charity Bazaar''', ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}} Histeria!]]''

->''"Ugh. I suppose, as a courtesy, I should extend an appropriate greeting. On behalf of the Utwig Proctors I truly hope, for your sake, that your day has been better than ours, although this really isn't saying that much."''
-->--'''The Utwig''', ''StarControl 2''

->''We're all doomed.''
->''Life...is so hollow.''
->''Oh, what is the point?''
->''I'll do what I can, but expect very little.''
->''Onward, to futility!''
-->-- '''[[{{NPC}} Xan]]''', [[SarcasmMode resident cheerleader]], ''BaldursGate''

->''I'm in despair! [[MadLibsCatchPhrase ]] has left me in despair!''
-->-- '''Nozomu Itoshiki''', ''SayonaraZetsubouSensei''

->''"No one... came to my party."''
-->-- '''Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle''', ''VideoGame/{{Rosenkreuzstilette}}''

->'''Gamal''': How's it going?\\
'''Jeriah''': Not too good -- still alive.\\
'''Gamal''': We need to talk.
-->-- ''Webcomic/MenInHats''

->''"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."''
-->-- '''Marvin the Paranoid Android''''s [[EstablishingCharacterMoment first line]] in every incarnation of ''Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

->''"Sigh... giving bad news is the one thing I actually enjoy."''
-->'''Zor''', ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld''