->Captain ''Alexander Hamilton'' at your service. Well, the ''captain'' part is new, but the rest, my lady, is all the same.
-> -- '''Alexander Hamilton'''

->'''Bea''': Frederick, who...who is ''that''?
->'''Freddy''': That? That's the general. That's ''General Washington''.
->'''Bea''': Wow. Does he really have ''wooden teeth''?
->'''Freddy''': I...I don't ''think'' so. But I suppose you could ask him. Though I wouldn't.

->[Alan Warren] is off traipsing across ''Brooklyn'' with Colonel Knowlton and the rest of the Rangers on an exciting reconnaissance mission where they'll run into bands of redcoats and shoot them all to hell while I remain here, doing ''nothing of value'' but waiting for ''morning'' when I can escort you to the hospital (a task a ''blind, one legged invalid'' could do) all so I can relay the ''secret message'' to ''"Dr. Cousin"'' that he's to send you home, despite the explicit commands of my ''colonel'' which, upon discovery, will inevitably lead to my ''demotion'', ''imprisonment'', or at the very least a serious reprimanding from the ''cat of nine tails'' - none of which I anticipate with any ''joy''. Is it morning?
-> -- '''Nathan Hale'''

->'''Bea''': You're going to defend me with a ''stick''!?
->'''Nathan''': It's not a "stick". It's a ''spontoon''.
->'''Bea''': You're going to defend me with a ''spontoon''? Get your ''gun''. ''I'll'' take the spontoon.
->'''Nathan''': You're not touching my spontoon!

->Welcome to the tundra.
-> -- '''Yvette''', after Ben gives Bea the cold shoulder.

->Don't forget your crack-in-a-cup!
-> -- '''Yvette'''

->'''Ben''': Raw bacon and asparagus. What's ''that'' about?
->'''Bea''': It's how rich people stay ''thin''.
->'''Ben''': ''Ah''. Nicole Richie makes so much sense to me now.

->[+'''Theatre tramp!!'''+]
-> -- '''Shantel'''

->See you in Harlem, Miss Warren, Miss Hale!
-> -- '''Freddy'''

->Please abstain from coughing on their loved ones.
-> -- '''Alexander Hamilton'''