->'''John:''' [[LandDownunder So, Australia is a country known for many things including dingos, babies, aaand wallabies.]]\\
'''Rick:''' [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife Like Rocko.]]\\
'''John:''' Like Rocko.
-->-- Introduction to ''LetsPlay [[VideoGame/ChzoMythos 5 Days a Stranger]]'', Part 1 -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYImR_591xg "Sexy Solitaire"]]
--->(''the very first lines spoken on The D-Pad's [=YouTube=] channel'')

->'''Rick:''' Do you know how ladders work?\\
'''John:''' You USE them!\\
'''Steve:''' Yes.
-->-- ''LetsPlay [[VideoGame/ChzoMythos 5 Days a Stranger]]'', Part 4 -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4OIkn1xYXI "World's Worst Hickey"]]

->'''Rick:''' We're doing a little bit of a mic switcheroo, don't worry about this, guys.\\
'''John:''' Am I not on mic right now?\\
'''Rick:''' Uhh, no--\\
'''John:''' BOOBS!\\
'''Rick:''' Oh, no YOU are.\\
'''John:''' Oh.
-->-- ''LetsPlay [[VideoGame/ChzoMythos 5 Days a Stranger]]'', Part 6 -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErjdpZ6bX2M "21:39"]]

->''John opens his inventory to reveal a lockpick, a book of spells, and a formerly salty bear.''\\
'''John:''' So wow, this is all I have for, uh--\\
'''Rick:''' That is all you have now.\\
'''John:''' Good.\\
'''Brandon:''' At least she left you the bear.\\
'''John:''' Yeah, took the stick, but they left me the salt-covered bear?\\
'''Steve:''' No salt, just the bear. They cleaned the bear.\\
'''Brandon:''' You can't even lick the bear for sustenance!
-->-- ''LetsPlay [[VideoGame/ChzoMythos 5 Days a Stranger]]'', Part 8 -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvZ5-wYCH-0 "Yeah, No, That Didn't Work"]]

->'''Rick:''' So to sum this up, we beat the [[FieryRedhead redhead]], and my star player turns into [[Series/JerseyShore Snooki]]. [[AndThatsTerrible That's awful.]]
-->-- ''LetsPlay [[VideoGame/PokemonFireRedAndLeafGreen Pokémon FireRed Version]]'', Part 27 -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5KZsV-EzUo&list=PLB2C3958CDC51DBBA "Keep Fucking the Starfish"]]