-> ''"Hurrrm. Never disposed of sewage in a toilet before. Obvious, really."''
-->-- '''Rorschach''', ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}

->He had been tagged as a casualty while he was in the latrine. Fuckin' crapper exploded under him. [[GroinAttack They never found his surplus]] ''[[GroinAttack cojone]].'' Everybody said sorry. Even the Prezz sent a sorry telegram. But sorry had not cut the cocaine.
-->--''[[Creator/KimNewman Bloody Students]]''

->'''Archer:''' You Vulcans think we can't flush a toilet without your help!\\
'''T'Pol:''' Thirty-eight astronauts were sucked into space before your species perfected the vacuum toilet.
-->-- ''[[http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600006000 Farce Contact]]'', a ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic

->''"No one will sit on a john... full of dynamite!"''
-->--'''Dablone''', ''Film/Escape2000''
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