->You are entering a world of pain.
-->--'''Walter'''

->These men are Nihilists, Donny. There's nothing to be afraid of.
-->--'''Walter'''

->'''Walter: ''' We are sympathising here, Dude.\\
'''The Dude:''' Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!\\
'''Donny: ''' What do you need that for, Dude?

->Shut the ''fuck'' up, Donny.
-->-- '''Walter'''

->You see what happens Larry, when you ''fuck'' a stranger in the ''ass''!?!
-->-- '''Walter'''

->Well, sir, it's this rug. It really tied the room together.
-->--'''The Dude'''

->You said it, man. Nobody fucks with ''the Jesus''.
-->-- '''The Jesus'''


->I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me: Dude, Duder, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
-->-- '''The Dude'''

->Aw, nice marmot.
-->-- '''The Dude'''

->Vagina.
-->-- '''Maude'''

->'''Walter:''' I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...\\
'''The Dude:''' Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.\\
'''Walter:''' What the fuck are you talkin' about?\\
'''The Dude:''' Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...\\
'''Walter:''' What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!\\
'''The Dude:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...\\
'''Walter:''' And you know this!\\
'''The Dude:''' Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.\\
'''Walter:''' So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?\\
'''The Dude:''' It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.\\
'''Walter:''' Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...'''''[[SuddenlyShouting YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE FUCKIN' PAST!]]'''''
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