->''"People think you're gay now, Finn. Do you know what that makes me? That makes me your BIG, GAY BEARD."''
-->-- '''Quinn Fabray''', ''Series/{{Glee}}''

->''I mean there are those guys who [[UnusualEuphemism will buy a cow]], but then on the sidelines, [[ItMakesSenseInContext total matador]].''
-->--'''Creator/JohnMulaney''' on how [[MistakenForGay people often think he's gay]], ''"The Comeback Kid" special''

->'''Fifth Doctor''': Does [[TheMaster he]] still have that rubbish [[BeardOfEvil beard?]]
->'''Tenth Doctor''': No, no beard this time -- well, a wife.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Time Crash"

->'''Penny''': Will you just play along until my dad leaves?
->'''Leonard''': Hold on. You actually want me to'' deceive ''your father with some sham, play-acting and kissing 'cause I'm GOOD with that!
-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->''"The U.S. Mint also offers coins featuring the First Spouses! Impress friends and amuse surly newspaper vendors, who certainly won't beat you ferociously when you try to pay them with currency featuring images of Lucy Hayes and Ida [=McKinley=], celebrating such achievements as 'organizing the first White House Easter Egg Roll' and 'crocheting slippers for charity'! So obsessed is the mint with the First Spouse series that they didn't let bachelor president UsefulNotes/JamesBuchanan disrupt their flow. They posthumously married him to the abstract concept of Liberty."''
-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21111_5-sites-that-prove-u.s.-government-sucks-at-internet.html#ixzz320pUv3TO "5 Sites That prove the U.S. Government Sucks at the Internet"]]

->''She's got a famous boyfriend\\
They go out in style\\
She makes him look hetero\\
He helps her profile''
-->-- '''Music/TheDivineComedy''', "Diva Lady"
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