->"It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money."
-->--'''Canada Bill Jones''', 19th century poker player

->'''Dilbert:''' I'm just curious: Do you have any qualms about your business plan? Any at all?
->'''Dogbert:''' I'm not sure. Do qualms make you wag?
-->--''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->"I just don't understand it: I lie, I cheat, I steal, and I just don't get any respect."
-->--'''Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck''', ''Series/TheATeam''
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