-->''Born to a family of ninja. Trained in the medical and surgical arts. He kills with one hand and heals with the other. These are... [[TitleDrop The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''

-->"I'm ''not'' any ''other'' doctor! I'm ''Doctor McNinja''!"

-->"Ninjas can't catch you when you're on fire."

-->"What would Batman do?"

-->"Sometimes it's hard not to punch an astronaut."

-->'''Dr. McNinja:''' Ah... yeah... this is starting to make sense.\\
'''Judy:''' ''How?!''
-->-- An adequate summary of reader reactions to comic events.