-> '''[[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Sammy Squirrel]]''': [[TastesLikeDiabetes My cartoon would have been cuter!]]\\
''' Screwy Squirrel and Meathead and their OffScreenTeleportation doubles [[EnemyMine together]]''': Oh, brother! NOT THAT!\\
''(cue BigBallOfViolence)''\\
-- ''Screwball Squirrel''
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