->''"Friendship: Noun. That which unites person 1 with person 2 through their mutual hatred of person 3."''
-->--'''Thorax''' updating ''Literature/TheDevilsDictionary'', ''ComicStrip/NineChickweedLane''

->''"The shortest and best way to make your fortune is to let people see clearly that it is in their interests to promote yours."''
-->-- '''Jean de La Bruyere''' (1645-1696)

->'''Black Mage:''' Name one thing teamwork ever accomplished.\\
'''Red Mage:''' Civilization.\\
'''Black Mage:''' Name one ''good'' thing.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/10/22/episode-1187-team-building-exercise-99/ Episode 1187]]

->''"I'm not asking you to like it. I'm asking you to ''do'' it."''
-->-- '''Arcturus Mengsk''', on responding to General Duke's distress call, ''VideoGame/{{Starcraft}}''

->''"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."''
-->-- '''Benjamin Franklin'''

->''"The prophecies may say that we have to work together, sister. But nowhere is it written that we must enjoy it."''
-->-- '''[[TheMcCoy Tahu Nuva]]''', ''Toys/{{BIONICLE}} Chronicles #4: Tales of the Masks''

->''"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."''
-->-- '''Leo Tolstoy''', ''Literature/AnnaKarenina''

->'''PlayerCharacter''': Look, we all know you five aren't going to share [[MacGuffin the artifact]]. So why don't you save me some time and start betraying each other now?
->'''[[MechanicalLifeforms Botizen]]''': We have no reason to betray the other races until they have something we want.
->'''[[InsectoidAliens Eanova]]''': You dare even ''think'' of betraying the Eanova?!
->'''Botizen''': Only if the gain outweighs the cost. Do not pretend you would not do the same.
->'''Eanova''': Tssss...
-->-- ''[[http://www.kongregate.com/games/HeroInteractive/dead-metal?tab=achievements Dead Metal]]''

->"''We can't afford to squabble amongst ourselves anymore; things have to change. Now look: you've been given specific orders to follow.'' '''''Don't run off.'''''"
-->-- '''Casca''' lecturing '''Guts''', ''{{Manga/Berserk}}'', Episode 5

->'''Kagome''': Look, I don't wanna do this either, okay? But we've ''gotta'' work together!\\
'''Inuyasha''': I ain't gotta do nothin'. It's ''you'' who needs ''me''!
-->-- ''Manga/{{InuYasha}}'' episode 3

->''[After a fight in Quark's between Cardassian and Jem'Hadar soldiers, over a secret order Damar was drafting to poison the Jem'Hadar as a last resort]''
->'''Weyoun:''' How could Damar be so stupid so as to leave such an inflammatory document laying around for anyone to find?!
->'''Gul Dukat:''' Your men stole it from him!
->'''Weyoun:''' Jem'Hadar are not thieves!
->'''Gul Dukat:''' And Damar is not a liar!
->'''Weyoun:''' Keep...your voice down. ''[smiles]'' Our men need to see that we are still allies. Smile!
->''[Dukat bitterly does so]''
->'''Weyoun:''' ''[through his teeth]'' Dukat!
->'''Gul Dukat:''' I'm smiling!
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Behind the Lines"

->''"Listen. You don't like me. And I ''sure as hell'' don't like you. But if we don't do something, [[TheBrute Mr. Mohawk's]] gonna activate this ring, and we're ''all'' gonna die."''
-->-- '''Johnson''', ''VideoGame/Halo2''

->'''Simmons:''' (''to [[PsychoForHire Felix]] and [[ConsummateProfessional Locus]]'') But you're supposed to hate each other!\\
'''Felix:''' Oh, we do. After all, you should never mix friends with business.\\
'''Locus:''' (''to Felix'') Wrap it up.\\
'''Felix:''' But we just work so ''well'' together.
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', Season 12, Episode 10

->'''Commander Dexter Remmick:''' You don't like me, do you, Lieutenant?
->'''Worf:''' Is it ''required'', sir?
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Coming of Age"

->'''Missy:''' In future, if you're going to take my stick, [[DoWrongRight do me the courtesy of actually killing me]]. Team work is all about respect.
->'''Clara:''' We're not a team.
->'''Missy:''' Of course we are. Every miner needs a canary.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Witch's Familiar"

->''"I hate working with these [[FantasticRacism talking tin cans]]!"''
-->-- '''Torbjörn Lindholm''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''